i’ve gone from being half-decent at one twitter to being really shitty at four of them

It is my understanding that people who are confident become confident by just deciding to be confident. So I have decided to be confident now. I apologize if this makes you fall in love with me immediately. Thank you.

reminder that we are still on a POSTERS STRIKE !!!! do not post unless your posts are really good

We've had some conversations about this and people are understandably nervous about making or being on a list of jews.

I want my account to feel like I have absolutely no fucking idea what I want my account to feel like and I'm just vomiting my feelings and stream of consciousness out onto the skyline based solely on whim and vibes.

started getting annoying pedantic replies that make me want to reach through the screen and strangle someone; this place is getting some good energy

Can someone explain the point of having multiple "decentralized" social media protocols when none of them have any actual interoperability?

Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA.

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

Reconnecting with my Twitter Mutuals.

one of bluesky’s mottos is “the company is a future adversary,” so we have to design this service in a way that preserves user choice & freedom users should own their data, identity, and relationships on the social internet, and devs should never get locked out of the ecosystems that they build

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

Me waiting for someone to post here

they gentrified doing ket at your computer job

Being cringe online is good though

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: App stores are probably THE most powerful force in internet governance right now, and they fly wildly under the radar despite this power. (Although the DSA just designated them VLOPs, so maybe that’s going to change…)

I will never have any reach here because all my friends only retweet themselves instead of me

bioengineering shrimp in my basement in an attempt to create the first qualic camera

Twitter never struck me as a particularly good way to organise, consume, or generate information so it's curious to see Blue Sky choosing to clone it as the starting point. I guess familiarity makes it an easier switch?

seeing by accounts from the bird app being small accounts here makes me feel like i'm early enough to be a poster rather than just a reply guy

bluesky threads are called chemtrails

when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to :<

torn between replicating one of my twitter profiles here vs adopting a new identity altogether seems more fun to have another personality and identity and would give me more reason to come here