Okay, but did you die?

Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now

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Who cares what UNICEF thinks at a time like this? Every reputable study has shown that children are worse off now than they were 20 years ago because of social media. There's no reason why anyone with a brain that's not fully developed should be on it. Propose a better idea or stfu

A new study found that both water and juice are significantly safer to drink than fire.

What tf was I going through this year?

This country is creating the stupidest generation of children the world has ever seen. The time has come to destroy every public school in the country and start over because what the fuck are we even doing anymore? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...

Can't be me. This is how it's going to go down every time.

Subway Takes is really one of the best accounts to follow on IG. Like, how is every reel on there a banger? Where are the people at that agree with me? I need to find my tribe.

Me, whenever I see anyone over the age of 15 drinking soda:

I was reading an article about JFK's granddaughter having terminal cancer with only one more year left to live and this last paragraph hit me so hard. Keep in mind she's only 35. You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf

Wardrobe by Schizophrenia.

...wait. A couple of these NBA YoungBoy songs are fire. Am I...am I...turning into a YN?

This is so cool. Gawd, this app is so fire

How much more of this are we going to take?

Okay, who is running the NYT Games section and why have they been in their bag?

MAJOR BREAKING: California’s redistricting measure, Prop 50, has PASSED — a major win for Governor Gavin Newsom. The Blue Tsunami is complete. Trump and MAGA have been forcefully REJECTED by the American people.

Mamdani leading off his speech with a quote by Eugene Debs? Yeah, he doesn't give AF anymore lmao

the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes

Gavin went crazy.

banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art

LMAO -- Hannity sounds shocked as he calls the Virginia AG race for Jay Jones

Seriously, what channel?

Go crazy, my boy.

Me, waving to all the ultra billionaires who swore they would leave NYC if Mamdani won

SOCIALISM SO FUCKING BACK, BABY!!! Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!! Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!

This Mamdani win and the Prop 50 vote really gonna be the cherry on top for tonight.

When the racism works in your favor >>>>>>>

Detroit said "We're not America, we elect our baddies".

When is Staten Island going to sink into the Atlantic Ocean?

What channel?

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Watching CNN's election coverage is giving me PTSD from last year 😬😬

It's so crazy to me seeing people who make $15/hr talk about how worried they are about Zohran raising their taxes. My guy, have you forgotten how much money you make? You are not a multi-millionaire and you're never going to be a multi-millionaire. You literally have no money for NYC to take.

I've voted for Mamdani every day since they opened the polls for early voting in October and I cannot wait to vote for him again tomorrow! Socialism is so BACK, baby!!!

We smoking that Cuomo pack tomorrow night, my boy.

If Andrew Cuomo cannot answer hardball questions from a radio interview, he is certainly NOT the candidate to run NYC.

He's so good at this.

Alright I'll give him some credit for this one

The Asians really snapped with baked seaweed. What a top tier food. Shouts to them!

They told us that the MLB was dead. Okay, then wtf do you call the NBA?

Whoever invented this sport could not possibly have imagined this insanity

Any Toronto fan not crying now is stronger than me. This is one of the worst losses I've ever seen.

OH MY GOD

KIRK THREE-RUN BOMB??? I FEEL IT IN THE AIR!!!

VLADDDYYYYYYYY

Nah, this might be worse than when Boone hit that homer in 2003. Wowowowow

People are crying LMAOOOOO

PRAY FOR TORONTO