"Please don't glaze me, Zohran" LMAO. Nah, Curtis Sliwa is hilarious lmaooo

Dodgers can't win another World Series, man. Enough is enough. Every part of me needs this series to go differently than the last time Toronto & LA got into it

What a Game 7. I know they're sick in Seattle right now.

This Task finale >>>>>>>>>

Do people who don't follow baseball realize that this was the greatest individual performance in the history of human sports? THREE home runs, ZERO ERs and TEN strikeouts against a team with the BEST record in baseball in a series clinching game?? This will never be topped. By anyone. Ever. Wow.

Shohei Ohtani plays the greatest baseball game of all time: defector.com/shohei-ohtan...

I gotta keep it a buck: Trump deserves major credit for this ceasefire and this victory lap is well-deserved. With that said, Biden really should be ashamed for letting Netanyahu play in his face like this. If he took a harder stance on Israel last year, this could've been his moment. Yuck.

I cannot believe the Phillies just lost like that omg LMAOOOO. Wtf did I just see. This is an all-time disaster play lmaoo

Fantastic news!

Mannnnnnn, Ghostface's son SMOKED this jawn. Wow. Like, this might legit be a perfect record. youtu.be/4-RzlYHlZ5k?...

Every time Nicki Minaj tweets, the world becomes a worse place.

The Governor Newsom Press Account is beyond good.

The Mets spent $765M on Juan Soto just to miss the playoffs. What a joke of a franchise. I'm crying lmaoooo

If I speak...

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it. This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

We are so back.

YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!

Skeet the game winner so I can reskeet it!!

Baseball really the GOAT. Wow.

RAFAELA DOES IT AGAIN LIKE HE DID ALL YEAR. LETS FUCKINGGGGGG GOOOOOOO WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK @redsox.com

Begging you not to piss me off tonight.

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of UN hall as Israeli prime minister prepares to speak.

Lmao

Gawd, Cardi smoked this jawn MY GOD open.spotify.com/track/2wn0AY...

So basically, his mother found out she was pregnant and took Tylenol every day for 9 months?

I cannot believe the way the Tigers have imploded this month. Holy shit

Was the NYT trying to be funny with this headline because why TF didn't Jesus take the wheel?

Nah, this interview with Dame on the Breakfast Club has me crying LMAOO. Charlamagne is cooking this man lmaooo

LMAOOO. I hate these maniac homeless people too, but goddamn these people are nuts lmaoo

oh my GOD

LMAO. Wait, so who exactly is "free speech" for?

Who didn't see this coming a mile away? I hate Charlie Kirk, but he's not someone you turn into a martyr. It does way more harm than good.

I'm a decent man in the city of demons, n****s be scheming 👍🏾, n****s be shooting 👉🏾. Senseless violence, really so many reasons: financial reasons 👍🏾, mental heath reasons 👉🏾

I remember there was a debate on Twitter a few years ago about whether it was the teacher's or the parents' responsibility to teach their kids how to read. To everyone who said it was solely the teacher's responsibility: enjoy raising your dumbasses.

Mannnnnnn. FINALLY @bsky.app. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.

Can't wait for someone to ask me where I'm from so that I can scream out "I'm a decent man from the City of Demons!!!"

Wowowow. JBJ has 24 hours to respond.

That's gotta be the most ridiculous home run I've ever seen LMAOO #RedSox

What the hell is K-Pop Demon Hunters and why have I been seeing it everywhere for the last three days?

How come y'all don't bodyshame DJ Khaled at the same level that y'all bodyshamed Lizzo? Because this is outrageous.

NEED THAT.

CEDANNE OMG LETS GOOOOOO

Christians have been having a field day with the Lil Nas X news saying "that's what happen when you play with God". Okay, smartasses. Explain why your god let a church full of children get shot up.

Your omnipotent & omniscient god knew a gunman was coming to kill children who were worshipping him and still decided to do nothing about it. Embarrassing.

Bernie deserves this start after the time he's put in. Anything less than a sweep here is insane.

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The Pentagon is working on plans to deploy the U.S. military to Chicago as soon as September, a new report says

The bag of potato chips AND the "not a wad of cash" sneak disses???? This might be one of the best-run political campaigns I've ever seen.