black beatles was a time 😂

need to put air in my tire but it’s like 5 degrees

got a 90 minute massage scheduled for 4:30

❤️

Gotdamnit

R.I.P. Catherine O’Hara. Absolute icon.🥺🥀

it’s so good

I have never seen anyone do what she did to those scripts. Every line she delivered was funny.

this catherine o’hara news has fucked me up

not my girl

Somebody check on Eugene. I simply cannot.

nah man

IKYFL OMG

yesterday i had my first meal at 8pm. today was better, it was 12:45pm

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door:

NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione should not face the death penalty if convicted on federal charges in CEO's killing.

whole city of providence is basically unplowed but brett smiley was on my flight a few days ago heading elsewhere. very ted cruz of him.

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.

Sam Raimi’s ‘SEND HELP’, starring Rachel McAdams & Dylan O'Brien, is now Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes at 92% Read our review: bit.ly/SendDF

is that kaboom kablow song AI?

NEED

Olandria Carthen at Maison Valentino Spring Couture 2026 wearing Valentino Resort 2026 #fashionsky

american airlines, you raggedy bitch

accidentally threw one of my airpods out

i see on the ring app that someone is at my front door. she rings the doorbell but then immediately opens my front door and makes her way inside my home and i don’t see her come out for like another 10 minutes. she was apparently a verizon rep and my neighbor found her on the stairs just hanging out

i have cancelled and rebooked by every airline at this point. finally had a promising one booked with AA then on my way to the airport, i got delayed to the point i’d miss my connection

I’m ovulating and slightly inconvenienced so guess what today is.. Men bashing Tuesday!

Okay... what if its Meg the Stallion? We can all agree there.

i played “GAY” on crossplay and then computer the played “LUBE”

this krusty krab pizza ass weather. pls.

Tyra Banks needs to pay for her crimes

pray for us dog parents

this is crazy

I LIKE IT LIKE DAT

from “they faked a winter storm” to “it’s winter time. it’s supposed to snow and be cold” 😭😭😭😭 is it oochie wally or is it one mic?

veronica mars is in high school looking 32

I recoiled

it’s that simple

i know that secret mall apartment at providence place was STANK

OPIs bubble bath will do it for me every time.

my algorithm merging heated rivalry and twilight and gave me this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

crying

me and the computer going bar for bar

“she looking trash” 😭

*thinks of that Family Matters tweet*

a nancy reagan joke will always get a chuckle out of me

y’all think my monday evening flight to dallas will be cancelled?