Me after I make braised short ribs in mine

also I’m repeating this same menu for christmas eve dinner this year. it has been highly requested.

gifting myself an 8qt le creuset dutch oven for christmas.

Why nobody kissin?

this is sending me

i feel sorry if you’ve never had the chance to taste my brown butter chocolate chunk cookies with sea salt.

i miss it 🥲

🍒

man

as desensitized as we’ve become to this kind of news and how often it happens, it’s really jarring when something like this happens 2 miles from your house. praying that everyone makes it out safely.

Multiple people were shot in the area of Brown University, police said

bro

denzel in training day really does something to me

got a 90 minute massage booked this morning

his mouth breathing ass ain’t shit

this diddy documentary is …

what did the lady from it’s always sunny in philadelphia do to her face???

butter knives??? his heart wasn’t in it fr

i need a massage, a drink, and $10 million cash. nothing too dramatic.

mood

meth damon is so funny because i never realized they resemble each other

I be ready to flip. 😭

Running off a touch of sleep.

“congratulations to whoever is bouncing on it”

I’m still cackling at that ziwe/vince staples interview “you’re fighting the government and you look like shit. you see what lady that got shot? disgusting wardrobe. terrible last moments.”

i ended up being able to reserve a spot at the SirDavis Holiday Experience on Saturday. i really wanna go and i want to make a weekend out of being in NYC but I’m sure it will end up costing me a million dollars 😭

Bc yall are energy and beauty vampires.

they was in there spitting in mouths and eating coochie. 10/10.

I bet money Ryans wife suggested the spit scene. I clock your tea sistah. Filth knows FILTH.

haven’t taken my iron pills in almost 2 months. this anemia is KICKING MY ASS

lmaooooo

i remember one time my nail broke and i refused to be seen in public like that. i said “i might as well be missing a tooth”

Hello!

my friends phone summarized the voice note i sent him:

It’s officially “take a pretty girl to an NBA game” season

#nailwars 💅🏽

VHSDate account >>>

This is the white mess that I’m here for!!!

might need to ship myself some lou malnatis because I’m still thinking about this

🖤

chi city

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