I don’t know whether to be disappointed it isn’t left-headed (because “I got gone birds” would be rather wonderful) or whether I should just admire the stacking of inflectional morphology in “I got go birdsed” (which is also rather wonderful).

Look at this baby penguin

cow tools like and share if u agree

Critical theory is no longer enough. It is time for critical practice.

When I’m trying to find a gender-neutral alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”

I like the "failed his saving throw against Charm Person" theory.

This colonial horror is happening now in Denmark.

is it too much to ask of local queer organisers to not be inept pathetic losers

pour enfermer, torturer ou faire mourir de soif dans le désert des gens dont le seul tort est de rêver d'une vie meilleure. Songez que mettre fin à cette guerre là nous ferait gagner des tonnes d'argent : rien que dissoudre Frontex, c'est économiser près d'un milliard d'euros par an !"

Et dans la foulée elle pourrait ajouter ceci : "Les victimes du complexe militaro-industriel européen, ce sont d'abord les demandeurs d'asile, qui bien souvent fuient les guerres et les régimes répressifs que nous alimentons par nos exportations d'armes.

Why would you ever celebrate thanksgiving when for free you could simply perform necromancy and resurrect millions of turkeys around the country into a loyal undead army ready to do your dark bidding

you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong

<lovecraft protagonist voice> But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're callin' again.

Activer mon sable intelligent pour que de l'essence de dinosaure se souvienne de chants d'amour oubliés jusqu'à qu'elle m'aime

business insider? but i have barely made her acquaintance

business insider? but i have barely made her acquaintance

"blackwell demand is of the chart" my boy Jensen is lending money left and right for bozos to buy it of course it is

brotisserie chicken the rotisserie chicken for men

another headline for this image

it would be great if stock traders could die the byp for once

Crow, but my autofocus panicked 🫨

eugen rochko is leaving mastodon lead 🥳

authors you know what you have to do

Les mêmes gars qui se demandent si tu t'achèterais pas de la lessive avec tes tickets resto.

dear lord. these people. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

"we'll make gen ai good with nice on-device models" who will make them for you? there's even less way to monetize that

even if software generation by llm was desirable, using human-oriented programming languages for it is so stupid

AI evangelists have spent years now telling me, a person with a master's degree in creative writing, that their chatbots can help me with my writing. I'm going to say whatever I please about it in whatever tone I choose.

Tis the season to get photos that don't immediately appear to have any #birds in the frame. Can you spot this one? Answer in alt

ladies, theys, and gays, i am in fact, down with the sickness

“My magic beans can work miracles, they’re different from all of the fake magic beans out there” has been the sales pitch of charlatans since time immemorial.

thank you bsky for making me discover new ways for people to be deranged

Sempre isso né

GenAI companies are always like “HACKERS from CHINA and RUSSIA are using our AI to do incredible HACKING because our AI is so advanced but don’t worry we stopped them and also we won’t be giving any more details at this time just know our product is DANGEROUS and SEXY, like James Bond”

kinda reminds me of something i saw on mastodon the other day about how a lot of people who are obsessed with AI hype are simply unfamiliar with automation tools. they apparently think "human hackers" are limited by how fast your fingers can type & can't like. automate sending requests really easily

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

btw I'm switching more posting on mastodon, feel free to dm me for the @ if you're there too

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo #ShareGoodNewsToo

Je déclare ouverte ma liste personnelle de one-panel-comics préférés. Pour marquer sa subjectivité elle commencera par la Joconde des one-panel, à savoir "Cow Tools", par Gary Larson.

Va-t-on en parler durant les prochaines élections présidentielle ? En tous cas, le parti présidentiel s'est déjà positionné sur « la réduction de la durée des études initiales », et visiblement, il n'a pas attendu sa réélection pour s'y mettre. Ce sera une belle ligne pour comparer les programmes.

[ #VeilleESR #Parcoursup ] Il vient de se passer un truc extraordinaire : le gouvernement a atteint un de ses objectifs. Celui de baisser la part des néobachliers recevant une proposition dans Parcoursup. C'est sans doute une date historique, le début de démassification éducative, . 🧵

Appeasing the far-right gives the broader public the impression that their narrative is true. There is no way to stem support for Reform by endorsing their policies. Either you are fighting against them or you are, regardless of how you see yourself, fighting for them.

had the exact same thought at a queer bar on Friday

Dark Soles

Why does Ganondorf have his Ganondogs out 😭

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale good work, John Roberts