I’m generally a good gift giver, but I have no idea what to get my mom this year! What are y’all getting for your folks?

Paid off my car; credit score went down 22 points

I just talked to Alison’s mom on the phone for two hours and I feel so much better

In my 20s, I did more than my fair share of crazy, high-risk antics, but now I’m like “I ate SOOO much pineapple, the inside of my mouth is shredded and I don’t even care!”

Act I; Act II Act III; Act IV

Being a Swiftie at this point has the same energy as being in an MLM. I will not elaborate

I have double bassets, which is a very fortuitous thing to have

Happy 36th birthday in heaven, Alison

I miss her every day I highly recommend Jan Reid’s biography of her, titled “Let the People In: The Life and Times of Ann Richards”

Hi y’all, seeking a family law attorney referral in the KC (MO) area for a friend. Can anybody help?

My new team the Jaguars dominating today 👀

I have an inkling that middle schoolers are asking for Drunk Elephant skincare because it’s fun to say “drunk” and giggle. Same reason it’s fun for a tween to order a virgin strawberry daiquiri.

My husband crashing out over picture hanging simply does not clock to me. My grandfather built hundreds, if not a thousand, houses by hand, including his own. Hanging pictures is just a few nails, a pencil, and a level- I’ll do it myself

Let’s play a game— make a stocking based on places you’ve been this year! Gifts I could put in for 2025: -Steven Smith Teamaker peppermint tea -Kosmos Q barbecue rub -Bookmark from Strand’s Books -Neiman’s chocolate covered potato chips -Honeybell oranges -Socks with my dogs’ faces

Time to accept that I am probably not going to meet my 2025 number-of-books reading goal, because I am reading Stormlight Archive. And I’m probably not going to finish Oathbringer by the end of the year.

I am trying to form an alliance with a crow (“make friends” does not seem like the correct parlance). He’s flown at my door and he’s been in the birdbath alone, so I added some shiny glass pebbles. He called to me when I got home from the store. I added shiny pennies. We’ll see what happens next!

My husband was mean to me earlier today for no reason Just now, he got stung ON THE TONGUE by a Yellowjacket that was inside his beer can. He can barely talk Are those two events related, you tell me

We all know someone (or are someone) who turns into a total monster and takes it out on everyone else when things go sideways professionally. I have been nominated to talk to that person in my friend group, who did not get an anticipated promotion I… don’t know if I want to do that

My aunt asked me what to do about the AT&T data breach so I said to look on their website, there should be a claim form there Now her story about her conversation with me has turned into “AT&T is my former client” (NOT true) and “filling out the form is worth [an award of] $7500” (wtf no!) ??????

Beachsgiving

I found a pink strawberry lamp at Home Goods and the cashier asked if it was for me or for my daughter

what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it

I kind of hate my outfit now but it’s time to go so it’s fineeee

My mom says you’re presentable in public if your hair is done, you have a cute bag, and you have lipstick on So I think I just slide over the mark of passable

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Another Big Salad™️

Basset hound yoga goes exactly like you’d think

Pups seem to love their new couch beds!

I like all pies except pumpkin 🤷🏼‍♀️

I had so much glassware to wash, I made myself a 3 compartment sink in my kitchen sink One thing I will always be is a bartender

Mercury retrograde is almost over, hang in there gang

Made my family’s favorite Thanksgiving appetizer, my cranberry jalapeño relish, and cranberry mules

The perfect gift for your favorite lawyer

Just saw a Morgan & Morgan billboard that says “fall law law” with Santa mid-slip & fall

A Cowboys win (rivalry win!) and I’m in bed before 9. Today kicked my ass up and down the street, see y’all in the morning

Asked husband what he’s planning on wearing for holiday card photos and he said jeans and a puffer vest. I’m wearing a gown. He knows this. I showed him. You know what, sure. Go ahead and look stupid, you seem to prefer it.

My brother just called me asking for a lawyer referral for his friend, but he’s at the country club, so I told him I’d give it to him when he FaceTimes me with the kids. Gotta pay the auntie tax!

We’re at the seafood joint by our new house and have the same waitress as last week, and she said she recognized us because of my hair 🥰

China hutch is a work in progress but my mom’s china is SO gorgeous

My great grandmother’s teacups

I found Elaine Benes’ Big Salad (and ate every last bite)

BFF is driving 2 hours each way from Springfield, OR to complete this month at his current job in Portland, and people think he is absolutely insane We are Texans, we just get in the car and drive lol

Expectation vs reality

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

Bad life choice on my part to go to Walmart the Friday before Thanksgiving in Florida, but now I feel much more confident about my appearance

GERM GERM GERM Remix by my personal fave, Kate Nash, and the legendary Peaches, is our song of the day

White House defends Trump calling a female reporter 'piggy' reut.rs/49xn6IK