Cut croissant in half. Spread Nutella in between halves. Air fry until crispy. Drizzle melted dark chocolate over top, sprinkle with flaky salt

Look who’s waiting for me to fill the patio food bowls

My rescue dog just jumped up on the couch next to me, squished her forehead against mine, and fell asleep

From Idiocracy…

One of the kindergarteners wanted to give me a gift at the end of the school year but didn't have one, so she saved her fruit snacks from lunch and gave them to me at dismissal.

With some flaky salt!

Gotta be totally honest: a croissant fried in butter with some honey tastes so incredibly much better than skinny feels, like not even remotely comparable

I did my 40th Pilates class today!

Fresh hair!

My oldest niece got an iPad for her birthday and her parents let her add a few family members to iMessage- first number in her contacts, Aunt Catherine 🥰

MDW

Stephen Colbert ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney on the Ed Sullivan stage that made The Beatles mega stars.

Baby you don’t want to live on a farm you barely tolerate picking up your dog’s poop on walks

Ready for the beach off!

Obsessed with my new sling bag from Portland Leather Goods

This pup was absolutely not digging in the dirt. Everybody knows that would require a permit. Thinks you have a whole lot of nerve accusing him of breaking municipal laws with no evidence. 12/10 (IG: san_francisco_rott)

Y’all can’t be this afraid of a double dog dare

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

GILLIBRAND: How did we bomb 22 schools? COOPER: There's no indication we have G: So how do you explain publicly available information that 22 schools have been hit and multiple hospitals? C: There's no way we can corroborate that G: Have you investigated those claims? C: We have not

This is Butterz. He is taking his mac and cheese to go. Has a very important lunch date with himself. 13/10 (TT: gwen_1964)

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

All red all the time

Doing a book flight- reading the first chapter of three new books to determine which book to hunker down with for the rest of the night.

I’ve been developing an alliance with the murder of crows in my neighborhood since December, when one flew into my front door wreath. I’ve left out shiny items for them and I keep the bird baths/feeders full. Today, four of them hung out and ate the peanuts I put out for them!

I get horrible second hand embarrassment every time someone says there’s no good music these days. The concept of thinking that when more people are making music now than ever before

A moment for my outfit (cherry hair clip not pictured)

bonsoir

Fairy godmother mode activated!

Of course I don’t talk to my dad, that’s my best friend’s ex!

SIL’s dad said every time he sees Grace, he thinks of me because she’s my mini 🥹

Walking out of the tattoo shop and someone screamed my name- ran into one of my pledge sisters with her husband and kid

Y’all I’m not ready to see my dad tomorrow, but I’m gonna try to be chill since we’re all there for Laurel

Look what Laurel said about Paddington 🥺

Gotten a ton of compliments on this necklace!

It should be illegal to spray perfume or anything scented on a flight

TSA agent told me I’m beautiful and my hair looks like Melissa Schemmenti’s. Y’all can’t tell me shit today

It’s so crazy to me that everywhere I go in public, people always say I’m so nice and sweet. A FAR cry from my life in litigation where my nickname was Eeyore

has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book

After!

Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️

Before the hair salon

A squishy (not soft but flexible), unbreakable claw clip!!

The Best Place in the World. #BookSky

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Sunshiney

Y’all, do we like this for my niece’s First Communion?

Please do not ask bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

The new Noah Kahan album is like, who do I hate more: my dad, my ex, or myself? Five stars