彼女は嘘を愛してる

me when I get hit by the double chud beam

Sex McBoob

As much as I respect and admire Keanu Reeves' performance as Neo in the Matrix, I think I do have to dock him some points on dedication to the craft for not taking estrogen while filming the role. If you're gonna play a trans lesbian in a movie series, commit

THIS SERIES IS JUST SO PEAK!!!! #Manga #DanshiKoukouseiDakedoGalniTSShimashita #Gyaru

You don't need to watch this. The trailer, the show, none of it. You are not a child anymore. There are other stories. Potter may have once been a well of inspiration or joy, but that well is poisoned by the venom of its creator who sees every engagement as endorsement of her war on trans people.

Happy TDOV! Remember, you can be the change you want to see in the world, and in yourself. Don't let anyone stand in your way!

I've been itching to draw more of my mom-sona Camille from #marchneedsmoms, so my monthly poll focusses on her! Let your voice be heard and decide what'll happen to her in my next art! Vote on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/april-...

Hilarious that this speech was seemingly the "Emperor is naked" moment and not everything else. Its like Biden after the June '24 debate. Like these people only conceive things as real if they witness it on prime time TV.

Ever give a speech so bad the price of oil immediately jumps by $5

4hrs

Of course its an April Fools joke. Lulu is MEANT to be hyper busty, no matter what. That will never change!

Lulu Lee, but with 200lbs less boob~!

good post

【コスチューム紹介】 勝利につながるトレーニング開始！チアーアップ！📣 クレイ(CV：鈴木みのり)のコスチュームをご紹介👗 ◆コスチューム名 チアーアップトレーニング 21日間ログインボーナス「Cheer Up Spring!」で獲得できます✨ ◆獲得可能期間 4月2日05:00～4月30日04:59 #NIKKE #クレイ_チアーアップトレーニング

You can acquire Star Trek without paying anyone money! In fact I highly encourage doing so! All of our old entertainment is dead and owned by rich ghouls who want us to die, but the internet is an infinite entertainment replicator and you just gotta learn how to talk to it.

Donald Trump has died. lol. April fools. He will die later today though. That’s not a prank. He will quietly pass away

Happy April Goon's Day🌸🫶✨ #goonsky #goonette #PAWG #nudegifs #lingerie #twerk #ass #booty #xxx #spicysky #slut #glasses #stockings #wetpussy #cameltoe

Showing each other👀

Things are gettin a bit penisy out there. Stay safe y'all

So far I have received zero invites. I have, however, received a note from a legal podcaster saying that I won't be on because being trans isn't a qualification to talk about this issue.

Can I fuck you like this next?

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm scrapping this Yunaka

If the stakes weren't so high and the human toll wasn't so awful, it would be genuinely very funny how little of a shit Trump gives about any part of his job that isn't renovations or rigging elections. The most obviously checked out dude in history.

ahhhh looks like the old Pretend To Be A Famous 193-Year-Old Tortoise's Veterinarian And Say He Died And Then Solicit Crypto Donations Through Social Media scam i've seen it a million times

"a term popularized by Palantir" we are cooked

At 7 feet tall and weighing over 400 pounds, Anna gives off a LOT of body heat 🖼️ @/petroverr

@ That fuckass bird Your soul is mine

Barghest #fgo

Mekami Shifty 🤖 Commanders, reprimand her! April Fools was a banger as always #NIKKE #NIKKEfanart

エイプリルフールおめでとう！ 超絶頂美少女メカミシフティー、登場！ #NIKKE #Nikkefanart #メカミシフティー

> opens Threads > immediately sees this absolute nuclear early-2010s Tumblr take > closes Threads No, thank you.

sorry have to add my favorite one

Oh she brought a friend this time

すけぶ

drawen for @lennyizquierdo.bsky.social

Nikke Label Sketch WIP. More buff Nikke propaganda, probably not gonna continue this but maybe if it does well. #NIKKE #nikkefanart

Did someone as for a nurse? It's okay, she'll only smother you a little bit while taking your temperature~ :3

Nyt humanizing a Nazi sissy while their coverage of actual trans people is anti science terrorism is so on brand tbh.

this recession has gone TOO FAR

Jonathan the Tortoise is alive and well 🐢 • He’s ~193 years old — the longest-living land animal on Earth • A suspected crypto scammer went viral on April Fools Day pretending to be his vet (via British Overseas)

She's just a little bit excited owo #rkgk #sketch #ocart #animeart

Daycare $200 billion Medicaid $150 billion Medicare $800 billion Wars $3.6 trillion Ballroom $150 billion someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

in my living room. straight up "Poobing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My mooveys