damn cow are you built like a girl art by smuttysquid

do you even think before typing

No im not wearing cow ears to our date as some sort anxiety thing BRB gonna go use the powder room *muffled* no nothings different I just went to pee

Grazing on a bucket of fried chicken in my pasture

Our house has a little game. We hide cowpeepy in places. If you find him, you got to take a photo and put him in a new place. He tried cow-moo-flauge. It didnt work. He ran away after this photo.

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people are calling me "mommy" now?? why's that?? 😅 💒 NikolaOphan.church 💒

Oh, and as always - bloat ur discord server groups. Join the community server I 'own' (im lazy) We have larry, oingo boingo, the last one I forget. Whatever - its good people, we've been around for like 5 years and havent had drama - make friends or dont im not your mom discord.gg/cMqY4qwU

Ok ok I get it, Ive actually updated my profile and given it some real information - lemme know if I missed anything that I should add.

Internet puritans when cartoon woman

Its weird how there was a maple arc where I drew for like 7 months and then stopped

The cow print outfits will continue until morale improves

Nerf this *explodes*

I want that recent tall girl small guy meme where she's towering over him in the door hallway but in reverse where im towering over a small dom but he's putting the rizz

yall ever wake up at 4 am because you remembered a piece of gear you got today (in my case, the headwear) and then go I HAVE A GLAM FOR THIS I CAN MAKE, anyway, viper glam for my girlie, Rory #hrothgar #gpose #glamour

This is the girl youre beating the ass of in ranked games. Feel bad fucker?

BTW have you ever seen my computer case? Now you have

gamer posture

Ive lost 23 pounds since Nov and im on track to lose 13 more on my birthday in 3 months My secret?

The pov where I'm holding you up by the scruff of ur neck

one handing my chud son

good job sarah, way to post your furry bait on your main account - im leaving it there though who cares ive got bigger fish to fry

The face i give you when you tell me you have questionable interests, lax morals, and candy in a car for me

Can you believe they dont pay me to do this?

Day mothers Make mom Me Pregnant mom (Art by iwbitu)

I guess you could say I'm an epic gamer

I really should update my profile on bsky - make it something responsible so people can know who I am and what theyre getting into on the other hand - whatever the first persons reply is what ill change it to

Give me advice that you'd give to someone but only if you were alone and intoxicated

Pull yourself up by your skirt straps economics

I genuinely dont know how id react if a 18-21 y/o started flirting with me Like - d..do you want me to drop you off to your friends? Am I your mom now?

heres your daily dosage of maple art, youre suppose to take it as a suppository and after a meal

I caught my chud son playing and he got embarrassed

there is just a lot of art of maple that i never post because either its contextually never relevant, was paired with someone I dont talk to anymore, or from an artist I dont remember

To be fair this is the proper way to run keys. The sluttier you are the bigger your DPS

Id put this up in my mansion in the woods, in the foyer leading up the stairs. During a thunderstorm you would have no choice but to take shelter and come inside, soaking wet and shouting out "Hello?" but getting no response, the light only showing it and one closed room upstairs on the left lit

I dressed up a slutty outfit And immediately sat down and proceeded to play WoW for 5 hours

since I mentioned her - this is loveshield. She's a healslut priest and she's nice

does anyone here draw comms of draenei, i would like art of my not cow but is basically a cow in wow form

Shes always watching

my boobs can just look like that sometimes?

Im always conflicted by my anger to see this world become a better place by my own blood and sweat juxtaposed by wanting to just be a pretty object unconcerned with whats happening outside the walls of a house for a guy who im unequivocally devoted to

Theres a reason my fursonas a cow

I cannot stress enough, if you truly wanna keep up with me or the social hub of people I hang out with - the easiest way has been the discord server thats been around for 3 years now. discord.gg/BbEVFk4z

1 label has been placed on your dick

art by whiffy

*me wearing a "PLEASE dont ask me about my opinions on star trek" pin, obviously wanting you to ask her about her opinions on star trek* uh heh did you not see the pin? dont ask me about them

what the fuck do you mean cows have hooved feet

Ive gotten pretty deep into the star trek hole and now i have spicy opinions