PHILLY BABY! Take ur sensitive F150 ass back to King of Prussia

gonna write the first Hentai to win a Pulitzer

What happened to my dog ….

What do we think guys???

If you are arguing against new housing in Seattle, you are in effect arguing for the widespread devastation of forests in developments like this.

Starting discourse

Ay yo doggy with the carrots ???

This country has got to change course and I fear it’ll take a whole lot to make that happen.

Side profile pic for the real allie0t fans

Ay yo? She’s playing with her camera?

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

It's now boxing day in Australia. This is the time of year where Austrailans have to box kangaroos for dominance

Don’t talk to me or my SEPTA route 15 to Girard Ave PCC plush ever again

Little kids are so dumb. "Are we there yet?" Yeah man, we're there. Our final destination is this random stretch of highway. Grow up.

My dog knows more about football than I do ://

I AM THE PERFECT WIFE 😤

Wow it’s crazy that I and so many others called this immediately and knew it was gonna happen

Woah that’s me holy crapola

Would you do this

Lady at the convenience store said I looked awesome today you wish you had what we have

Kolachky dough or burrito ?

waiting until after all the cyber monday sales to buy anything because i care about the health and well being of the economy more than everyone else

I feel like it’s so irresponsible to ship a kitchen aid mixer like this 😭

*listening to npr voice* hmmm. Interesting.

got the suicide doors installed on the neovagina

Really cool way to design our cities guys

Got some new earrings we are winning we are staying up Allie naish

Oh no

How am I supposed to fuck someone else in my ass?

I’m held in a chokehold by scrub daddy. Regular sponges don’t do shit for me anymore

*guy catching his wife cheating on him but doesn’t wanna pay in the swear jar* holy CRUD? What the FREAK are you doing dude

At my in-law's Thanksgiving and I have successfully navigated the topic of conversation towards neolithic archeological sites. These fools are like putty in my hand.

hop in minecraft

now that i wont be able to join the military im gonna be honorably discharging in as many army wives as i can in the next 4 years 🫡

oh damn this new kendrick slaps like crazy im levitating

Kids are the future? Then why are they so dumb and don’t know stuff?

Well if I’m here and you’re there then who’s fucking my wife?

What if instead of more than 100 years of care it said more than 100 years of cum

Spent 20 minutes in bed making this with a picture of my own flatbreads a few weeks ago

It’s allie0t pm everyone set the alarms

What a beautiful time to live in. Russia is threatening to nuke the world and nobody cares bc they’re useless atm

Waiter more balls please

Thinking about balls

Would you do this

Two hairy dudes wrestling

emo boys kissing.

Bro what are you doing you can’t post ass on the new website

Can you be shadowbanned here bc I’m gonna try my best

I grow so many sweet peas it smells so sweet and so much like pea it’s amazing

This app feels so 2017