guys I just gained four new holes in my hallway!

where did you find this picture of me

seit 45 minuten gefangene der telefon warteschleife meiner hausärztin

just connect to the internet!!!!!! it can't be that hard!!!!!!

why is my printer telling me that it is "too busy" for me to put the wifi password in right now wdym you are too busy you aren't even printing!!!!!!!!!!

I'm an internet reciever again!!!!! I'm online!!!!!

wer ist eigentlich für die musik in der vodafone warteschleife verantwortlich und kann man da feedback geben

jexited (my old flat)

it's jexit time

it's the day before my move and I'm having the worst back pain of my life

first time peeing in my new bathroom!!!

kind of had enough of this move

sunday night I'm drunk with my friends this is what life is about

smoking the weed that makes you want to marry peter von die discounter

peter von die discounter mein mann

visiting my old toaster right now

just called muwi and they just said "what do you want" 🤧

dieses bundesland ist ein dorf das kann doch nicht wahr sein 😭

me talking about how offline I will be this year vs me getting sick on day one

I know I got hotter this year because I have quadrupled the amount of matches I'm having on hinge 😭

debbie harry doesn't even know how much I love her 🤧

seit wann ist günther jauch der witzigste mensch der welt

ich entdecke gerade boomer fernsehen wieder

cats got a hot glue stick for christmas but they are not allowed to chew on it

waking up the day after muwi ate an edible and I have 15 unopened messages about horses

can't even pee alone

everyone is a critic these days (got asked to write a film review)

new addiction just dropped (house flipper 2)

new fun cat toy just dropped

we do a secret santa type of thing every year and I want to talk about my present sooooo bad

there's something so special about maintaining the perfect level of drunk all day and then falling asleep in your own cozy bed

got drunk for free at graduation and I love my friends!!!

I need a gf that's good at hair and makeup

chat I'm graduating in a few hours!!!!!!

just washed a scarf I finished last December but couldn't be bothered to put effort in anymore and.....it's kinda cute?? why did I hate it that much??

has not worked so far but NOW hopefully

just woke up because I attached my freshly pierced nose to my pillow somehow 👍

I was sooo brave

muwi is finally getting their ears pierced and I'm LATE

that's not a manifesto

fixed my sewing machine what's next

#juliyamusichour open.spotify.com/track/6PwbVX...

best spot in town

hello besties please like subscribe and leave a number in the comments to get a song from my spotify 100 playlist

I need more job haver friends yk friends with jobs and not just students 🤧

I hate spotify genres wdym I listened to goblincore banjo folk punk 😐

sadly I can't post my spotify wrapped this year because it's so clear that I went through a bad breakup 🤧

worm

Sendung mit der Maus geht so hart ich habe das komplett vergessen

I'm finally JOBLESS and FREE time to return to knitting all day