hi bluesky how have you all been

doing jihad in the pussy

Pnw girls legs stark quaking call that “the big one”

yeah I'm mtf (male to funicular)

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getting on red note is crazy cause im realizing that america isn't just losing the fursuit war, we've been absolutely dusted. american fursuits look like spirit halloween costumes compared to their shit. it's embarrassing tbh

this is what i been looking like recently btw

eating a pnw girl's asshole call that pacific rim

if you do this shit send me some money ffs

good morning bluesky

two gabagools getting married call that bologna matrimony

two hockey players getting married call that goalie matrimony

oh wow

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone

my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody: THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS

genderfluid bc i detransition into dumb gamer boy every time i watch northernlion

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they should make a lowbie tranny starter pack and put me on it

i felt cute today

someone wife me up already

ughhhh like 30 mins before i gotta go to work i just got rly depressed yay!

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mfw you say you don’t support transsexual jihad

aubrey!

THEY FUCKING RATIOED ME ARE U KIDDING ME

wait a minute….. so you’re telling me…….. party rockers are in the house……. TONIGHT?

pussy so fat i gotta tuck

i think if men open mouth tongue kissed each other a little more we would have immediate world peace

chimichurri steak night ft. @bunnymommy.bsky.social

bouta omarashi on this damn bus

back in a major city that means grindr is usable again

god i need to move to cdmx IMMEDIATELY

there is a kitten on the bus all is well. the little mews cancel out the annoying gamer incel energy

I'm watching challengers at 8am on my phone on a bus just as mr. guadagnino intended

im so sleepy and these two dudes are talking very loudly about their favorite video games

between the amount of money those setups cost and the loss in sales from putting up barriers to entry they have got to be losing more money than they were to shoplifting

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

want to feel old? there is a single specimen of the mushroom armillaria ostoyae in oregon that stretches over a range of nearly four square miles and is estimated to be 2400 years old. this has nothing to do with your age. your age is not important. you are free

happy december :3

mistletoe except it’s for gay sex

this one lady keeps unfollowing and following me. girl do you think im gonna follow you back? annoying ass

I'd love to see an analysis of the inherent fascism of self help grind culture books. after spending a weekend with my brother and his gf who are both reading one, and who are each insufferable and pretty faschy, it'd be cathartic to see something like that

dandadan dandadan dandadan dandadan dandadan

bitch 5.75$ per for tacos??? inflation is fucked up

sorry 2 look like a little beautiful doll i cant help how blue my eyes are or how soft my curls and curves are or how weak my arms look 🥺😞😭😭