the abyss is really gazemogging me lately if you know what i mean

marx and lenin superstar saga

broke: fedposting woke: fuddposting

watched I Saw the TV Glow for the first time today and I did NOT see the twist (Fred Durst is in it) coming

Nyquil

Hogs Rejoice! Slop Now Available in YOUR Trough

this is not my secret life. this is not my mormon wife

easily the most intriguing of the shot shooters in my DMs right now

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

microdosing ageplay blowing weed smoke in the bathroom fan while wife is out getting nails done

yumeshipping w momtokfluencers

I stay using my phone while i drive and obv maintain good situational awareness (i am driving after all). i always put my phone down when i see a cop, but they never see me because they’re also on their phones while driving. kind of takes the fun out of it for me

this is so sad hey siri play dilberito

dry january so embarrassing im putting my wifes half finished beer in a tupperware

rawdogging the hummus and lacroix

goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

@dailfaughter.bsky.social “you know when the show is good and you actually like it? that’s qualityslop”

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

simplicity is so fucking good

Man Praying Interviewer Doesn’t Ask Any Questions https://theonion.com/man-praying-interviewer-doesn-t-ask-any-questions-1819579363/

I know I’m approaching my 30s bc im Tempted to do lines of psyllium husk

I love being scared in bed

the guy who makes an appearance: I'm making an appearance

despite it all I am still frightened at the mall

cant believe you have to pay great fairies for their labor now. I am basically Kaysa's paypig

two deergirls making eyes at each other at the rave that’s game recognizing game

getting annoying surgery to become even more annoying

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Our second episode is out now! Helen walks Sarah through the works of frontier doctor and dispenser of folksy wisdom Joseph H. Peck, MD, whose writing style can best be described as "Mark Twain's, if he sucked."

i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work

repeatedly hammering that sex is not a natural inherent feature of humans but merely gender forcibly inscribed upon the flesh is one of those positions that just feels so early for its time that people wont internalize it until more people lose their lives under completely preventable causes

how did cavemen get on without laroche posay

Need to get FMS so I look like Pitbull

just learned sega bodega is not a trans woman

day 2 no alcohol

Getting arrested on terror charges by an ICE agent browner than me for a bluesky post where I described John Brown as having gone “Beast Mode” and “Turned His Swag On” at Harper’s Ferry.

I’m a Barry Goldwater feminist

vaxxed?

All My Friends Are Sad and Bright by Cameron Awkward-Rich

I love the sultry way the DMV announcer lady says “twenty-six”

maybe he’s not dead i guess

nobody tell me how many calories are in these finnish long drinks ive been swiping from my in laws garage fridge

the paradox of taking your shoes off in a shoes on household…… you refuse to track in the layer of literal shit stuck to the bottom of your shoes but must walk though the layer of literal shit tracked in from everyone else’s shoes

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

came out to our nail ladies now getting upcharged for a men’s pedicure