two deergirls making eyes at each other at the rave that’s game recognizing game

getting annoying surgery to become even more annoying

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Our second episode is out now! Helen walks Sarah through the works of frontier doctor and dispenser of folksy wisdom Joseph H. Peck, MD, whose writing style can best be described as "Mark Twain's, if he sucked."

i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work

repeatedly hammering that sex is not a natural inherent feature of humans but merely gender forcibly inscribed upon the flesh is one of those positions that just feels so early for its time that people wont internalize it until more people lose their lives under completely preventable causes

how did cavemen get on without laroche posay

Need to get FMS so I look like Pitbull

just learned sega bodega is not a trans woman

day 2 no alcohol

Getting arrested on terror charges by an ICE agent browner than me for a bluesky post where I described John Brown as having gone “Beast Mode” and “Turned His Swag On” at Harper’s Ferry.

I’m a Barry Goldwater feminist

vaxxed?

All My Friends Are Sad and Bright by Cameron Awkward-Rich

I love the sultry way the DMV announcer lady says “twenty-six”

maybe he’s not dead i guess

nobody tell me how many calories are in these finnish long drinks ive been swiping from my in laws garage fridge

the paradox of taking your shoes off in a shoes on household…… you refuse to track in the layer of literal shit stuck to the bottom of your shoes but must walk though the layer of literal shit tracked in from everyone else’s shoes

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

came out to our nail ladies now getting upcharged for a men’s pedicure

going✈️philosemitism

Wife taught me to shave my neckbeard Now i look like drake

king of the hill reboot is asking the important questions like what if we killed everyone in the world and then ourselves

umamusume is really hard

so jealous of how good my wife is at voice training im fighting for my life every week but it barely took her a month to do a flawless fem jordan peterson

drake is so right. who IS calling my phone

transitioning has unlocked experiences previously unthinkable. like wdym im dysphoric about my ankles😭

i have to say that i love when fortune smiles upon me, but by the same token i cannot stand it when im subject to the cruel whims of fate

the pet shop boys fandom is dying! repost if you’re a real boyliker

my beautiful girlfriend @bittenbovine.bsky.social: “people over thirty calling themselves twinks is ageplay”

the horrors persist but so do we

me, a bisexual transsexual

they SHOULD stop being mean to meg

since Pride month is over and it's time for Wrath month, I wrote a blog post about being angry bananasinwartime.ghost.io/rage/

we cooked him… sunny side up

be taking insulin, but I will no longer identify as having diabetes, and I will be adding my voice to the necessary and often-ignored debate about whether doctors should be allowed to destroy children’s lives by diagnosing them with diabetes.

At the age of 15 I was diagnosed by a doctor as a type 1 diabetic, but how do we know that without more gatekeeping and safeguarding I wouldn’t have been protected from needing to take hormones daily. That’s why today I am announcing that I will begin a process of dediabetesition. I will still

feeling genderfuck today (binder + skinny jeans)

NO KINGS except the short ones

i think i would just have to say, pork rinds

i am the duplicitous quesarito

i have to be the cuntiest bitch in this caffe macs

“I know anarchojack is running that food not bombs out in equestria” — @dailfaughter.bsky.social