VLADIMIR: i am sleepy ESTRAGON: i am also sleepy VLADIMIR: let us go to bed (they do not go to bed)

the fact that a judge wrote the phrase “biological pronouns” as a serious concept should be grounds for disbarment, and would be in any society with anything like a rule of law

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no man steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he uses she/it pronouns now actually

buuut this means my humble studio is all set up and ready to go! If you need album art or a show flyer or a book cover or podcast art, and you like the crisp, bold, earthy look of analog collage - get in touch! I'd love to work with you.

decided to share some fiction I wrote on my blog: bananasinwartime.ghost.io/three-stories/

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

decided to share some fiction I wrote on my blog: bananasinwartime.ghost.io/three-stories/

i’m back on my bullshit

there are more people currently in us prisons than were ever held in soviet gulags

When rich people say they are "leaving New York" that just means they're doing retail therapy by buying an additional house somewhere else.

take a moment to think about the reactionary centrist libs in your life. they experienced last night as if it were a trump victory. lmao.

New York is the Ho Chi Minh city of America

dick cheney's dead, mamdani is mayor, and eu5 just came out. this is such a huge day for autistic trans women

incredible reaction to zohran winning

this is a masterpiece.

if zohran mamdani's electoral victory proves anything, it's that heretico-gnostic spinozhuangism with tiantai characteristics will win

Sources say the former governor's ass dick and balls were in "crazy" condition.

I need madani to get over 50% of the vote so that all the people begging Curtis to drop out have to eat even more shit

been thinking about this and i suspect i would have done better had this been a quiz of US-based headlines. the people I've seen do better at this mostly seem to talk about actually recognizing some of the headlines and the differences between US and UK reporting are just enough to exactly obscure

two deergirls making eyes at each other at the rave that’s game recognizing game

"swinging is the AGP to polyamory's HSTS" wise words of @homotoptheory.bsky.social

how did cavemen get on without laroche posay

huge day for cuomosexuals with humiliation kinks

I scored 50% on Have I Got Phobia For You. Literally I did not do better than random! This shit is literally the same. www.higpfy.co.uk

peck was right, women are like russia. and im a tankie.

getting annoying surgery to become even more annoying

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i have watched this, conservatively, a hundred times

republicans be like

to be fair i also love to go to the transgender coffee shop and fantasize about the baristas killing me

im nonbinary bc I'm not a woman OR a femme

love to see an argument broken up into steps, labelled by how mysterious each step is

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arch linux cannot fail it can only be failed

Tensor-Hom adjunction? You mean aᵇᶜ = (aᵇ)ᶜ?

cope and sheave, my friend

so is the democrats’ plan just to wait a few years until everyone turns 18?

The more I think about it the less I enjoy living under a federal occupation that is designed to instigate a race war.

my jewish ancestors who are over the trans thing are gonna disown me over that misshapen matzoh ball and the fact they there’s actually dairy in this soup

soupmaxxing

based ball? based on what?

Can we talk about how fandoms turn darkly pathological characters into uwu babygirls? For example Minnie Mouse

tfw you remember to add the parmesan rinds you’ve been saving to your chicken stock

welcome to transgenderism! we have: dehumanization fantasy (animal) dehumanization fantasy (robot) dehumanization fantasy (corpse) dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis) dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)

new concept. transvalidist. someone who conceives of transness as a “validity” condition and gatekeeps rights behind recognizing identities as “valid”

saturday afternoon pasta time

"I consider my business settled with all trans sisters" yea sorry dear I think we're gonna need a little more than your generic apology to get to the same place...