Trans guy who goes by Bill but whose full legal name is Billiards

nurse I need 500cc of thiccness stat, the patient is going into withdrawals

me, doing the stupidest bit imaginable: "I bit more than I can spit with this bit, but maybe I can fit a little bit more bits in this bit, give it some grit, some wit, sit with what I've writ... or just admit I'm a twit, quit this bit and split... fuck it, it's lit"

"Don't speak ill of the dead" in the secular civic religion of Americans is "Do not harm the Brand. Do not question the Brand. you do not have redistribution rights for the atrocities, brought to you by the Brand".

Saturday sundown

me 43 hours later: why tummy hurt?

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me 26 hours later: why tummy hurt?

nurse: okay so all this pink monster may cause nausea for 24-72 hours me: hell yeah load me up let's do thisssssss me 8 hours later: why tummy hurt?

hair is getting SO LONG it feels like a lot of work taking care of curly hair, especially if it's long and especially if you're disabled (and washing/styling/blowdrying takes approx 16 decades) but... but I still love it so much 🥰

I think about the "Low Rider" scene from Gone in 60 Seconds probably about twice a year at least since its release and the thought always makes me laugh I was swayed (by Nicolas Cage) to rewatch it last night and holy shit that movie is so bad(good)... or good(bad)?? Scene still made me laugh tho

first round of infusions to replace all my blood with pink monster I'm gonna be unstoppable

girl in pajamas has never felt more like a banana

They've got the blood of children from around the world on their hands, what's a little more? understand that this has nothing to do with protecting children and everything to do with the right to kill trans kids because the state views children as property not people

excuuuUUUUZE ME I WILL DO WHAT I WANT I'M A BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC WILD MARE I WILL SCREAM ALL I WA- *ahem* sorry my voice is a little horse

Okay so I've always been sort of neutral on horses, like they're cool, but I never really vibed with the horse-girl trope personally... and then today, I discovered Friesian horses

It would be nice if we reflected upon what we've all just learned about the moral character of people who use Nazi symbols.

earl grey?? more like girl gay

er... hans...

no no you're right I shouldn't let us politics get me down since they definitely don't affect me here all the way in the incredibly distant far removed land of *looks around* toronto canada

vegan chefs 🤝 trans women: conflicted feelings about being told “i couldn’t even tell”

transphobe passing me on the sidewalk this morning: "that is an absolutely lovely PENIS you have there" unintentionally the funniest transphobe I've ever encountered... she just clocked me, immediately started thinking about my non-existent penis, tried to ruin my day, gave me joy thru absurdity

Date night idea I stare into your eyes deep into your eyes for hours and hours and hours I lose myself in a way I've never felt before I lose myself and find myself over and over and over in the ever-repeating colours and depth reborn anew each time I find myself again or like dinner and a movie

i’m a gold star bluesky user (never made a good post)

Fully committing to the bit is funny, but so is *mostly* committing to the bit when someone is 95% committed to the bit, that 5% hesitation adds a lovely layer of humility and humanity it even makes a bit a bit better sometimes

Happy disability pride month 🌈

My body is fighting me pretty hard today, which means I'm missing a really awesome show with my fave local band that I've been looking forward to for weeks in response to this I have decided to love my body today anyway so here's a photo in a backless sundress I forgot I had 💜

my drunk nonna: "the children yearn for the wines"

When I turned 7 years old my Italian half of my family informed me that turning 7 marks your "wine birthday" and you get to have your first glass of wine and I just sort of accepted it as an Italian thing but I think it was just like... an alcoholic thing??

life feels surreal right now have a blacklight selfie while I pretend not to come apart at the seams

It's not appropriate for cis people to say that trans people are too alarmed, or that certain trans writers are irresponsibly causing trans people to think the sky is falling. I want to take some time in this 🧵 to write personally about how my skies have fallen.

life feels surreal right now have a blacklight selfie while I pretend not to come apart at the seams

he is a BABY

huh I thought it was just about concerns over sports oh wait no I didn't because I'm not fucking braindead and the end goal has always been elimination

painting my nails to get through the horrors 💅

Ha ha so funny right after he announced we're abandoning our climate targets :))))))))

A close friend told me that my song has been getting stuck in her head, which feels like such incredibly high praise I don't know what to do with this information... I guess keep making songs?

the primary purpose of this labeler was to make bluesky screenshots so much funnier

fuck the vagueposting I just had to say goodbye to my girlfriend because her visa expired and she's being forced to return to the us fuck this fucking shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUUUCK

wow life is really tough right now, lemme hop onto bsky on the last day of pride month to check out all the trans joy- fuck

incompetence by design neolibs are by and large fine with the wide sweep of fascism and they are just as good at political distractions as the people they pretend to oppose

Life is really fuckin hard right now on multiple fronts, so you know what time it is... it's sadgirl vagueposting time baby

over time i've come to realize that a lot of people just hate seeing trans people depicted as having transitioned. i even see other trans people shit on this kind of depiction a lot and it's mind boggling to see so much pushback on the concept of transitioning working

I vibrate wildly between the most silly easygoing carefree girl in the world & the most serious anxious overwhelmed girl in the world either way I'm the most, so I've got that going for me

waow it's Cassandra look at her go

Hey everyone, our latest song "By The Neck" is now out. We started this piece two years ago and spent a long time playing it live before deciding we were happy with it, so if you've been to any of our shows since then, it might sound familiar! waxlimbs.bandcamp.com/track/by-the...

cat lawyers are required to prove probable claws

What do you call an evil goblin wizard that practices blood magic? a hemogoblin

@homotoptheory.bsky.social just gave me one of the best cards I've ever received in my life to celebrate my bottom surgery anniversary, genuinely laughed out loud she also gave me a cookie with it, a gift which she described as "thematically appropriate"