Happy 3/11 everyone 💃🏻

Pimples that refuse to go away, fuckass bangs cut by yours truly, frizzy curls that never quite curl in the way I want them to... but fuck if I don't feel good today. Fuck the haters 😤 (by haters I mean my own dysphoria)

Happy NINTH birthday to my son, my fuzzy lil guy, my anxious lil clawmachine, Baron Magnus von Poofypants! In honour of the day I birthed him 9 years ago on March 9th, here are 9 posts with some of my favourite photos of Maggie.

Of course we lose an hour to 'daylight savings' on WOMEN'S day. Yet another way the patriarchy oppresses us, the eepiest girls.

Happy day of women, make sure to be The Terror Of World's Police today (and every day)

We've done it, folks. Peak loaf has been achieved. 🍞

Tag yourself I'm the vhs tapes

So there I was, standing butt naked, shivering and shaking, slowly spinning in a circle under the showerhead's scalding torrential rain. One side, always cold. A rotisserie chicken. A corner store hotdog. A marshmallow over an open flame that would never quite roast... The coldest girl in the world.

They should invent a me that doesn't have to go to the hospital twice in one week.

Me writing and recording songs: yay yippee life is so beautiful art is amazing yay!!! Me learning what EQ is:

The upside of being a girl-with-unexplained-bruises is how proud I am when I can actually explain where a bruise came from for once. The downside is probably all the unexplained bruises.

For the record, anything I write on bluesky should be taken as a joke. Unless it seems like a joke. Then you should take it as seriously as possible.

Do you tell songs to shut up before you skip them? Or are you normal?

My detractors will say I'm a negative person. Wait, no that's my subtractors.

The cool thing about having a persistent migraine is that when I see someone defend an empire's right to bomb children, I already have the nausea and skull-shattering pain ready to go

Call me a raving radical but I literally do not care whether your imperialist massacre of children is “constitutional” or not.

Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls pretty much all the time now but we're passing a bill to make the bell quieter.

Me trying to record vocals in Ableton: "What is this loud background noise?? My PC fans can't be that loud..." The space heater behind me keeping my tits from freezing off:

If I'm ever feeling too confident and need to humble myself a little bit, I trim my own bangs.

The real struggle of T4T dating between two trans women - who grabs the guitar to play a melancholic folk song first??

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This just in: Girl who never once used twitter and mostly lurks on the internet convinces herself to start posting on bluesky. More at 11.

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