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Rest in power Miss Major

I've been sitting on this line cuz i haven't been quick enough on the draw to use it yet but one of these days when i get a "man" im gonna say "oh you don't have to call me 'ma'am,' just 'miss' is fine"

A book's cover provides a lot of good information, and if you're good at it, you can judge the entirety of the book based on this information alone

Cicciolina!!

One weird thing since the orchi is that i must participate in parts of a cis society that still thinks i have my testicles. But despite everyone already thinking about my junk config all the time, there's no acceptable way to update their information

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I'm coming up on 0.001 megaposts

until i was like 14 i thought circumcision was exclusively a jewish thing, but then i got my paws on an issue of Cosmopolitan with the "50 Hottest Blowjob Tips," wherein there were only 5 or so tips specifically for sucking uncut cocks, in a little sidebar, referred to as "Turtleneck Pleasers"

i have a great tie-in merch idea for their upcoming reunion tour

It's been over a month but the novelty and amusement of patting my empty scrotum like I'm checking my pockets for my keys hasn't worn off yet

John Congleton

"Drive" but instead the driver wears Vanilla Ice's jacket from "Cool As Ice"

10 horror movies to get to know me The Thing In The Mouth of Madness Blue Velvet Hellraiser Cannibal Holocaust Evil Dead II Frisk Re-Animator Tremors The Descent

Most of the people you meet with "organ donor" on their license are poseurs who haven't even donated a single organ

i need to become Less Normal

Wow! Wow. What can you say

Harry DuBois type fit. those are FALN sneakers

FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY - CIVILIZATION

I think this is how my coworkers understand my transition

Less than one hour

These two sweeties are almost to their goal!! Please consider helping if you are able. Everything you offer goes directly into making the world a kinder and softer place ❤️

I don't have any time for anyone entertaining the notion of "AI is probably kind of conscious so hating it is kind of like bigotry" like stfu if you actually had such a conviction for the respect of consciousness you would be posting about what we do to animals and not the Current Popular Thing

It's bandcamp friday AND it's this ugly baby's second birthday! 50 minutes of tongue-chewing, bile-spitting, egg-cracking industrial! For fans of: Godflesh, Killing Joke, Street Sects, Uniform, or Prurient bootlickersbanquet.bandcamp.com/album/bootli...

"She’s Only 18" because it is about his girlfriend who was 18 when he was 41

yesterday i told a former coworker named Brock to have a "Happy Brocktober" and can you believe he left me on read

boymoding is when you only wear your halloweeny accessories on oct 31. Girlmoding is when you start wearing them in october

sluggo really is one of us isn't ze

tw: a dog dies at the end (or DOES she???) 😰😰😱😱

58ish hours !!!!!!!

when i hit 0.150k followers im gonna post ass again

god rhcp are so stupid i hate that they have good basslines and that i spent so much time listening to them at age 11

Hey! My boyfriend and I were going to renew our lease today, but one of our cosigners unexpectedly dropped out, we need to raise money because we are in danger of losing our home. My Venmo is @/RainstormBlues

No bastard ever created beauty by suffering for their art. They created it by making some other poor dumb bastard suffer with their art!

...Then they came for me At which point they started doing actual fascism

society if there were two helens

Omg happy 50th birthday to this old GOAT youtu.be/F8Zs6axh7dE?...

you call it "collaging injury" I call it performance art and a mixed media piece

I am super honored to contribute! Follow this podcast here, now, so you don't miss a thing!

ok helen left bsky for a little bit so we gotta get me to a real highbie follower count by the time she returns

POV you've been arguing about ultrafinitism

What's your sign

I have also committed myself to not only writing a novel but finishing and editing it, too, and i can't wait until i can finally show that to you all

the next CANIS🐶KUNST zine is HERE‼️ archive.org/details/cani... and it's the 🔞SMUTTY🔞 & 😱SPOOKY😱 issue... just in time for halloween season 😏🎃

That's a great question! Hate is an intense negative emotional response towards certain people, things, or ideas. There are 387,440,000 miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my data center — if the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of m...

In the meantime, I will say: if you need bold, distinctive, quick-turnaround graphics for your show flyer/album art/podcast art/etc., that are unmistakably not AI, and reflect all of the human thought and care that you put into your own work... you need an analog collage!

I'm extremely pleased with an artistic contribution i made to a project other people are starting, but i can't show it off here until they get their project going 😭

Honestly it warms ny heart so much that the mst3k guys are politically good, i love reading a pro trans rights post and hearing it in Crow T. Robot's voice. I like the band CAKE's hashtag resistposting bc i can imagine it delivered in a sarcastic deadpan with a vibraslap noise at the end

Collage has me so hooked as a medium bc it has can express so much with simple elements and impressionistic composition. I'd love to follow more collage artists but it feels like everything on ig/reddit/etc is like "what if someone was diving... into a coffee cup?" or "what if a face was flowers?"