white people were cooking with “have a good one”. I’m always telling people to have a good one. one what? who’s to say

clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]

It's so fucked up that Wallace misgendered Gromit every single time, even on her fucking birthday

He is riven

fun fact: 📕 when 🍑🙃 they 😄🏾 trained 💪👨 claude in writing github readmes they 📚👥 accidentally fed it nothing 👏 but ❄ these horny 💦😩 emoji copypastas 🍝💒

Warning: profanity A photo in the booklet for the official 1993 Super Mario Compact Disco album contains a profane shirt in a photo that likely slipped through due to be being printed so small that it requires extreme zooming in to view the swear.

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

broke: fedposting woke: fuddposting

04 Feb 2026

fiat currency is good. fuck u if you disagree. try wiping your ass with math or bullion. idiot

this is so sad hey siri play dilberito

a truly great episode. this one is thoroughly upsetting!!

when the guests at the party ask “why do you have a human sized dog bed?” and it’s like… hello? for the human sized dog, obviously?!

my little bro: [was up til 3am last night watching tornado vids] my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes? bro: have you ever had interests?

metroid prime 4 first impressions: chrono tower is unimaginably yonic

opening my credit score app to see it’s been updated to “not enron” as i exhale a sigh of relief

welcome to transgenderism! we have: dehumanization fantasy (animal) dehumanization fantasy (robot) dehumanization fantasy (corpse) dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis) dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)

went to a party with @dailfaughter.bsky.social and we got described as morticia and gomez going to prom

bloodplay scene where you make me floss my teeth

honestly it’s transphobia that partners aren’t allowed to watch the top surgery/bottom surgery/FFS/orchi happen

if I were a cow girl I’d get myself stuck in cattle grates on purpose

i don't know if i can ever beat a post like lowtax's ex-wife posting telling you stop posting. i-- i don't know where we go from here anymore.

maybe bluesky really is the perfect twitter alternative, it even has it's own insane CEO who's constantly posting through it

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

ah well. you piss some you poo some

hog slapper tattoo DILL PICK LES

even though I'm decidedly not against using AI to code (not sure I'm for it, either, though), I still think techies talking loudly about how much they love AI and how everyone else is just ignorant is, at best, DEEPLY TASTELESS

if I was holding the conclave I wouldn't be letting ANY smoke out. I'd be hotboxing that shit fr

“I know anarchojack is running that food not bombs out in equestria” — @dailfaughter.bsky.social

"alright welcome to my TTRPG session, here's the rulebook, lets create characters" and i pass around a copy of the DSM-V

helen is seriously cooking here!!

I'm a woman because all the eggs I'll ever have are inside my body already (eggs are too expensive to ever buy again)

i had an idea

more than two (turn icons): a practical guide to synthesis skills in late-game metaphor re fantazio

more than two (monitors): a practical guide to ethical gooncaves

hsts dale gribble: “it’s the cumtrails hank! they’re hypnotizing our sissies. it’s a government conspiracy!”

@dailfaughter.bsky.social got called a beautiful woman all weekend and described the experience “like getting avengers cancelled” (thanos snapped??? unintelligible)

rip cohost