🎵Girl put your panties on, this is a hair salon🎶

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

This one, right here:

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I made these earrings on stream today. It's the first time I've made this style; next time I'll bling 'em up ! #earrings #jewelrymaking #macrame

This is my new bop youtube.com/shorts/hke4L... #ichbleibfett #seals #waterpuppies

I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

Hi there friends! Do you like shiny danglies for your ears (or the ears of someone you love)? Are you outside the US (sorry Americans 😬)? Do you enjoy supporting disabled creators? I've just dropped some earrings in my Ko-fi shop! Thanks for taking a look! ❤️ www.ko-fi.com/suislefil

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This cartoon I drew the other day sold, so I've made prints available for you. Just search the title I'm Not Mad At You. Please remember that part of the proceeds of all my art goes towards social justice people and organizations.

oh la la

A message for you all to carry through the year

I know I rarely post, but I'm so thrilled with this, I started it a year ago for my son, and the neuropathy in my arms has made it really hard to work on, but I promised him it would be done for NYE and I've done it. Please clap.

Delighted to wake up to some good news from the US, for a change. Best wishes to the Mayor-elect and NYC !

I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People. "But what if they're on drugs?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "Or not really THAT poor?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "What if they have a phone and nice nails?" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE

10 SDF sont dans bar. Bernard Arnault entre dans le bar. En moyenne, toutes les personnes dans le bar sont milliardaires.

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

Well this made me giggle @bornmiserable.bsky.social @skullandxstitch.bsky.social

For those of you who don’t like to open links or don’t have instagram. I downloaded the video for you. If you haven’t heard about this guy before don’t scroll past it, his name is Jesse Welles. I promise you won’t be disappointed. #jessewelles #wellesmusic #thekaelosproject #kaelos #wordshaveweight

Damn, too real

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

This is why I need a balcony

TIL (on mastodon) that the US National Park Service has crochet patterns! www.nps.gov/articles/000...

Could you help us out? It's been one of the quietest months in a decade, and partly I believe it's because people don't know we exist! Hi! I'm Annie! I run Bad Squiddo Games! We hand sculpt & hand cast 28mm scale models of women, critters, scenics & occasionally a man! www.badsquiddogames.com

except chickens, because fuck chickens

As somebody from Florida now living in Oxford, 32C *is* dangerously hot when virtually no houses and very few public buildings have aircon and almost all of them are masonry built and designed to retain heat, you cannot be comparing hot weather here to heat in a place EQUIPPED for it, come tf on

LAPD out there like

This is fucking amazing!! Please let me have the courage to stand up if I see fuckery like this in person!

Happy Pride month everyone!! 🦊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

i will never apologize for a post

Look at this flying snowball!!

If i had a shock collar that zapped me every time I pushed myself too hard, I'd be on fire.

If your sexuality is threatened by something as simple as a guy wearing nail polish I'm sorry but you're a weak man

The most accurate historical re-enactment ever.

@goingmedieval.bsky.social Hi Professor! I was wondering if you could recommend a book about Hildegard of Bingen?

So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!

alpacat !

Your School House Rock moment......

Woke up to the horrible news that #starcadian has died in a tragic accident in NY. A monumental talent has been lost. I still get goosebumps listening to this one. RIP to a real one youtu.be/xafJ_wtSEYU?...