and while you’re bleeding on your back in the grass, i’ll be glad that i made it out and sorry that it all went down like it did

I’ll be glad that I made it out and sorry that it all went down like it did.

Hands down the worst pub experience I’ve ever had

Part 4 of my silly little European tour to see #Lorde on the #Ultrasound / #Virgin tour. 🇱🇺 was postponed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 was so much fun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 was equally as good but just different 🇮🇹 next (3am start. Loads of travel).

This second-half defence has been insanely good from the Packers #GoPackGo

If I were a Red Bull fan, I’d be demanding Tsunoda runs interference on Norris. What’s the potential downside, safe for everyone who already hates your team hating you a little more? #F1

The cynic in me wonders if this is because they don’t want to admit that, actually, Norris doesn’t really need to do much tonight cos that ruins their show. #F1

Also, not once have they mentioned what all this means for the drivers’ championship. Which is the only reason I’m up at stupid o’clock #F1

What is going on? Crofty is getting drivers names wrong time after time. #F1

The Sky commentators have got so much wrong during this race. #F1

The USC band is so joyless they did not participate in Shout. Very lame. #goducks

A pick was inevitable because USC are not only one dimensional in the pass game, the QB is totally ignoring coverage. Risky game. Also, why do the CBS commentators sound sad about the pick? #GoDucks #OregonDucks

Sweet! 84 yd Benson TD! #GoDucks

Omg love to see it! What a return for the TD 🦆🦆🦆

MALIK BENSON 85 YARDS TO THE HOUSE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💛💚💛💚💛💚🦆 #GoDucks #OregonDucks

the top post on Syracuse YikYak rn

I mean….it is and it isn’t

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TOUCHDOWN DUCKS! KENYON SADIQ! Dante, that is superb 👏 🦆 💛💚 #GoDucks #OregonDucks

Jordan Davison is having an excellent game so far. Very, very solid and athletic. #GoDucks #OregonDucks

Dang

LOL

In all my years of watching football, that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a tackle on a fair catch from a punt return. I didn’t even know what the penalty was. #GoDucks #OregonDucks

Jesus, every commercial is Happy BlackFridayThanksgivingChristmas #GoDucks #OregonDucks

Way to answer back! 🦆

TOUCHDOWN DUCKS! Best drive of the season, hands down. Superb movement and variety. #GoDucks #OregonDucks

Sloppy penalty to give away on a third down. FFS #GoDucks #OregonDucks

This about covers it.

@faithshantell541.bsky.social Here we go!

YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT 🦆

“Might we suggest snorting the heroin instead?’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Pluribus

The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law. This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.

"would you... like an atom bomb?"

Andy Robertson talking about Diogo Jota has done for me. I’ve heard some very uncharitable comments about the way Liverpool have remembered him but I don’t think it’s possible to overstate the appalling shock of his loss

That interview with Andy Robertson was so moving and revealing. This is a young man processing grief in the public eye. Incredible.

Oh god. Watching Robbi break down then talking about Jota...I keep forgetting how tough that's been on the Liverpool lads. Even in a joyous moment, he's still brokenhearted.

That’s beautiful from Andy Robertson. Lovely reference to Diogo Jota

Andy Robertson saying he’s been thinking about Jota all day today and how he’s looking over him now has me in absolute bits.

Andy Robertson breaking my heart in this interview

oh my, Scotland wrapping it up from the halfway line and they're on their way to the USA #SCODEN

Fucking hell, the Scotland game is even better! Absolutely incredible! 😂 Crazy last goal there! #SCODEN #SCOvDEN

A dinnae like sweirin on here but FUCK ME #SCODEN

Proper drama. What a superb football match! #SCODEN

That Scott McTominay goal was a thing of beauty. Crickey.

London night one. #Lorde

It shouldn’t take three hours to get from Heathrow to central London. Disappointed clusterfuck.

carol, when you’re ready you can reach us at this number. no pressure. we know you’ve got questions.

Today is a really weird day to be on the internet

What.

Your regular reminder that, if you post a photo of you literally eating an animal that was murdered for you, then *immediately* post a picture of you hugging a very-much-alive animal, we vegans will think you’re clinically insane. Genuinely. Mental. Have some self awareness.