We love Zohran but whoever is running his socials now please please please use alt text on photos. Surely someone here has ties to his team and can pass this along. If you’re gonna be for everyone, then be for everyone. thank you❤️

Oh hell yeah

wild that this guy still has a job

I have, so I'm not on the hook. That said, this is just one more reason to stay home & out of those not-so-friendly skies.

Hi 👋 I hear there's some political drama about an MRI. Radiology researcher and biomedical engineering grad student here to say full body MRI is still a gimmick with little clinical value and everyone who gets a diagnostic MRI is told why and where. Full disclosure — I'm team Tim Walz.

Today's Bonne Maman Advent offering! Wild Blueberry-Maple syrup spread in a teeny-tiny jar.

This game! Both Mariota & Nix are just ballin' right now! #ProDucks

And now that the Ducks won, it's time for the turkey tortilla soup I assembled during halftime. (Prepped stock & veggies yesterday.) #GoDucks

Karma dictates we get the ball back now - right? #GoDucks

Nice D, Ducks! #GoDucks

He did not catch that ball! #goducks

I called that interception right before it happened!!!! #GoDucks

Mr BRC - an OG Bonne Maman lover - just got his long-coveted Bonne Maman Advent calendar from Yours Truly. This is auspicious for 3 reasons: - We don't celebrate Xmas -or- Advent. - We're on zero-gift-or-stuff consumption diet RN - it's just jam(s) Still made his season!

Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.

a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration

NOT a peace deal. A "surrender, and we will rob you blind" offer. Stay strong #Ukraine

@profanity.accountant pretty sure I've been a lightweight - here, anyway.

Best $75 I've spent in a while.

I'm the not-very-nice person rooting for Texas to spoil Texas A & M's perfect record. Don't think it buys us much, but... #GoDucks

Also applicable right before New Years + Mothers Day!

This should become a Known & Stated label!

Finally watched the SNL Thanksgiving special. Whoa, what a bloated, flabby & overly caucasian turkey it was! Time to deep fry and/or drop-kick this bird (WKRP-style) already...

So I may not cook on a regular basis (or at all, per my chef husband.) But I'll break that streak tomorrow by turning turkey breast carcass into turkey tortilla soup. Part 1 now: Dusting off InstantPot to prep stock: rest of veggie broth, carcass, corn cobs, veggie scraps & some green sauce.

today instead of buying barely discounted crap, get a paid subscription to an independent media outlet! a little $ goes a long way towards supporting a free press. 🗞️ drop links to your own or your faves in the replies so ppl can easily sign up (bonus if you add a couple words about why it’s good!):

💯 agree. Why? As one of my recent article headline asserts, I'm aging out of fucks + don't need extra conflict in my brain.

Happy Thanksgiving, all. Just remember: after midnight, it's game faces on.

good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong this story delights me every year

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Iggy Pop Atmosphere St Paul & the Broken Bones Peter Frampton Poison/Ratt double header (Could have subbed in these split bills: Billy Joel/Elton John; Bonnie Raitt/Mavis Staples; Trombone Shorty/The Roots)

I contributed nada to this production of this feast. Of course, the crab-cornbread-sausage-apple stuffing is the star!

Tune in General Hospital 30 years later. So many familiar names - Lucy, Felicia, Anna, Jason, etc!!! Sadly, some have very well-preserved faces, while others are, um, cringe-inducing.

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store. Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.

time to crack open a cold one of these bad boys

Mmmm, pie! Specifically: Mr BRC's World Famous Sweet Potato Pie.

Gotta ❤️ Portland…

I know that many of you have already blocked and/or muted the ZZ twins, but the writing here is just 👩‍🍳 💋. (The squeamish among us can follow along with the subheads & never have to read the poem. Maybe.)

Yes, I was the one outside in the drizzle hosing down the front bed today. Betting it's going to be my ritual for next few months...

My book, The Killing Fields of East New York, is on NPR’s 2025 Books We Love list!! “Horn offers a more complex diagnosis of East New York’s decline with her searing investigation of a white-collar criminal conspiracy …” apps.npr.org/best-books/#...

Tomorrow will be a good morning. Why? Mr BRC prepping homemade buttermilk pancake batter now + we have Zenner maple sausage on standby. Tonight? I'll get a hand-delivere 'tester' any minute now as part of my QC gig...

Saw a sign on the freeway overpass today that said "No Royalty Except Drag Kings and Drag Queens." Love the PNW.

Listen, when you want your walk-on, dual-sport, campus legend linebacker to get a touchdown on senior day, Football Odin will smile upon you (Side note: letting Bear Alexander block against SC, there was layers to the poetry)

USC FG attempt: ❌ Karma after all those questionable penalties, maybe? #GoDucks

My wish came true! Bryce for the TD! #GoDucks

2 special QBs? A reference to Rothlesberger? A little bit of mustard? Thanks for the old-timely insights, announcing team...

Sweet! 84 yd Benson TD! #GoDucks

Coast Guard rescue helicopters keep boat crews from dying when things go wrong. Taking them away to make room for an ICE prison is going to get extremely ugly

Oh @nerdliness.bsky.social - here she is AGAIN! Really, @gluesenkampperez.house.gov? Really, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social?

I feel SEEN! This has been my mantra for 10 years now. Sorry-absolutely-NOT-sorry.

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.

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