The remaining Pythons, ranked. 1. Eric Idle 2. Michael Palin 3. Terry Gilliam 4. John Cleese.

What the actual fuck is wrong with this thick cunt? news.sky.com/story/donald...

Today a young lady and I both tried to enter the same parking space at Asda from opposite sides. We looked at each other, laughed, and I drove on to the next space. It's the sort of initial meeting story we'd tell our grandchildren if we'd actually met, had children, and then they'd had children.

This is my favourite thing in my house.

Ah I can't wait for this! I can't think of anything bad Tim Robinson has ever done. youtu.be/BvdDbOyLnwA?...

HAPPY NEW NINE INCH NAILS ALBUM DAY!!! music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Barbuta, the very first game on UFO 50, is brilliant. Reminds me 100% of the old games I'd play on my Amstrad, games like Future Knight and Nexus, where I had no clue what I was supposed to be doing but just loved exploring. Haven't even made it to the second game in the collection, yet...

A fifth purchase from these guys to add to the collection and @bitmapbooks.com continues to lead the way from packaging to print. Best books in the business.

For the last two days I've had the part in Black Books where Manny's mum and dad come to visit stuck in my head on endless repeat. "Pardon me, boy... Is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo...?" 😫 youtu.be/_o829huVrUQ

Finally giving UFO 50 a proper try whilst playing along to the @eggplantshow.bsky.social podcast where they play a game a week. Bounced hard off the first few games when I briefly tried it a few weeks back but just spent a good hour with Barbuta and weirdly enjoying it...

Connections Puzzle #827 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 I liked purple's one today.

YEEEEEAH!! TAKE THAT, LAST JUDGE, YOU ABSOLUTE DICKSNAPPER!!

Visited the Retro Realm in Walsall down the road this afternoon with my 10 y/o. Nice little arcade, all on free play (after entry fee). Nice mix of 80s and 90s stuff along with some more modern games including an excellent 4D sit-down zombie shooting game (with 3D glasses!)

Blimey. What a shame. www.sportbible.com/boxing/boxin...

Shake my head. I'm not sure what one of the most deprived Local authorities in the UK think a right wing party hell-bent on dismantling the NHS and the benefits system are going to do for them.

I've avoided Facebook for years now. Went back on yesterday to have a look around and ended up in several arguments with thick-as-shit, bigoted, utter cunts, and rapidly remembered why I left. It's easily as bad as Twitter in those comments under stories. Genuinely annoyed with myself. Ugh.

I've been driving the best part of 30 years. I've done over 100mph, I've done handbrake turns in the snow... But there's still nothing more exciting than driving at night and flashing your full beams at someone who's forgotten to put their headlights on. The sheer exhilaration of it. 🧑‍🍳👌

This is cool. Look how the tiny ants carry the bigger ant away after you kill it. #Silksong

No thanks.

There are some brilliant boss fights in Silksong. Really loved the Fourth Chorus, Mothwing, Splinter Sister and Widow so far... Fourth Chorus was done first try but the others must have been 15-20 tries each, but great fun.

Looking much better today. Actually interesting to watch. #SRBENG

I've said it before - the turning point in the games industry was agreeing to change the ending to Mass Effect 3. It's been downhill since then. The public thinking they're entitled to whine hard enough and developers will cater to their whim. SMH.

Be my friend on Goodreads - Alex79uk

Genuinely think England played better under Southgate at this point. The Tuchel era has been shit so far. #ENDAND

At last...!

Twat.

IT'S THUNDERING AND LIGHTNINGING! I FUCKING LOVE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! ⛈️ ⚡

Can anyone remember an 80s or 90s film where a WW2 pilot (I think) either accidentally ends up in the future or gets frozen in time and emerges in present day? I'm sure I didn't imagine it but can't find anything online at all (it's not an episode of Amazing Stories, or Biggles).

Right. I don't believe in ghosts, in fact it's not even about believing in ghosts, they objectively do not exist. But here... This really crazy thing happened earlier on an assessment visit...

Raised crust, cheese bubbles, perfect charring... Yeah I'm getting preeeeeetty good at making pizza, and I'll punch anyone on the nose who says I'm not.

The Tempest layer (900) in Donkey Kong Bananza is absolutely the worst layer in the game (so far). Good god, it's tedious and just not fun to play. Absolute slog getting through this one.

Better than taking them down CEX.

British Bulldog's first ever televised wrestling match, aged 15. Literal children in the ring, incredible 😆 youtu.be/8NaAznfHdsk

Daniel Kitson: A Thread. Daniel Kitson is a stand up comedian, and in that field, he is peerless. But he is also a masterful storyteller and some of his best shows are story shows. He appeared in Phoenix Nights; a decision he regrets and has not a single good word to say about Peter Kay.

I don't normally watch WWE Raw, but had a look at this week's just because it was filmed in Birmingham up the road. The British crowd is hilarious, literally singing like a football crowd and chanting "YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD" 😆 Way livelier than the usual US crowd.

Hey, is Disco Elysium very replayable? I loved my first play through a couple of years ago and been thinking about a second go, but feel like I did pretty much every side quest available to me the first time round. I can't see how it would change much.

Far too easy today. Connections Puzzle #808 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Well of course he does, the insufferable cunt.

Spoilers: it was whilst he was brushing his teeth. Ahahahahahahahaha.

This is going to be great. One of the first games I ever pirated 😆 Nightdive haven't put a foot wrong with their remasters, looking forward to this. youtu.be/qx4O0OmaFNg?...

Netflix Games has really shit the bed. They had both Case/Rise Of The Golden Idol games on their service. They expired so now you can't play them for 'free', but they're also not available to purchase at all on the Play store. So what, they just don't exist on Android now? Ok, I'll pirate them 🤷

Amazing.

Nooooo! Along with Bohren & Der Club of Gore, GY!BE are probably my most listened to artist just because I put them on at work because it's all instrumental and not too distracting. This is disappointing. www.nme.com/news/music/g...

Can't believe I slept on this for so long, it's incredible. Loved the first episode, Sardines.

If you are in the unfortunate position of needing to shoplift food, *please* do it at Iceland. Ugh.

How the fuck do people shop on Temu? Genuine question. Every time I've opened the app I've been bombarded by endless 'discount coupon' games and have to pick a fucking box or smash an egg, I've literally never got to the point where you can actually buy something. It's utter fucking horse shit.

I saw polar bears.

Just seen a bloke wearing a t-shirt that said, "If gender confuses you, try milking a bull" and he looked like a *proper* twat. Imagine wearing that out in public.

I Googled "mafia switch" just to see if there was any word of the series coming to the console. There's not, but why does Google just produce pointless lies like this? Their AI 'help' in searches really is a load of fucking horseshit.