welp

self driving cars are just offshored drivers. vibe coding is just offshored engineering

RE: https://techhub.social/@Techmeme/116408144861747095 he really wants his record back

me filing my taxes on 4/14 at 11:59 pm every year

i've done it. i've finally used something other than turbotax to file my taxes. it was a bit easier and a lot cheaper

just fill in this easy 3 step* form! * with anywhere between 27-39 subparts each

that's it. i'm revoking your license to ill

RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/116403677544329157 i bet this thing could be convinced to sell the store to me for a dollar

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why would trump think that’s what a doctor looks like. he looks at doctors all the time

spam wave incoming

it’s sowing time https://apple.news/AbK_r4TE-QLaXx5qh8MJuYQ

RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116399289773552410 alright sometimes it’s funny

writing an extensive prompt to write a technical document is among the stupidest uses of ai that i’ve tried. never gonna do that one again. jeez.

RE: https://flipboard.com/@semafor/semafor-qhf227ugz/-/a-jrMQPcA3SOe8X7QQOAyZGQ%3Aa%3A3943444710-%2F0 guy who’s building the hack everything tool (allegedly): get ready to be hacked!

my blockade is bigger than your blockade

at least there’s still biking

somewhere along the way, senior software engineering transformed from “be good at designing/implementing/thinking about code” to “be a project manager”

saying everything in a stilted, overly dramatic slovenian accent now

RE: https://flipboard.com/@bloomberg/bloomberg-u.k.-nmgjfj9fz/-/a-XXYpyzcxQ_aS0jTBruN3qw%3Aa%3A3195391-%2F0 you won’t reopen the strait of hormuz? fine! i’ll close it even harder

RE: https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/116397150773059302 i mean hey, he did one thing right: put 8gb of ram in the iPad mini

damn it’s good to see orban fall

time is a flat squircle

me: [cooking, plunges hands into something goopy] the podcast i’m listening to: we need to take a quick break

at long last, the mega cherry blossom post #bloomscrolling #photography #streetphotography https://exch.gr/photography/branch-brook-park-cherry-blossom-festival-2026/

RE: https://vis.social/@infobeautiful/116391602055817487 67

claude code notes app apology

RE: https://flipboard.com/@aljazeera/asia-news-2cae59u5z/-/a-OAiPRQYBQIqBSbA7x2Bz3g%3Aa%3A3199698-%2F0 quelle surprise

netanyahu has no sense of dayeinu

what the hell was that melania speech

swiss army hammer

“everyone SAYS they hate our product, but they’re using it anyway 😎” —guy who made everyone use his product

wait a minute… https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-09/why-the-strait-of-hormuz-hasn-t-reopened-after-us-iran-ceasefire

bad bunny - dual tone multi frequency

RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/116380336308994931 struggling to imagine the type of person who would actually wear these in public, or even in private

time to stay up late and watch the 50th anniversary 4k restoration of “all the president’s men”

the bubble isn’t real. and even if it was, it definitely isn’t about to pop

‘tis pickle time once again

disturbing visuals: photos of passed grandparents' since-renovated houses on zillow

RE: https://mastodon.social/@dansup/116369277129252228 imagine a reels clone with rss? holy dang

frustration is good for you

i wish jetbrains would focus more on improving and developing new features for the extremely powerful intellij family than trying to invent new text editors like fleet and air

it’s kind of depressing that wall street is this gullible

Not a single Republican in Congress has spoken out to condemn Trump’s genocidal threats. They are all as fascist as he is.

just in case you were still conflating antizionism and antisemitism https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/7/synagogue-in-tehran-destroyed-in-us-israeli-strikes-on-iran

wanna feel old? i just discovered a reddit post asking what’s the new thing to use after compiz/beryl, which the author used “a long time ago”

spotted: ann dowd in the x files s7e5