Joseph is really out here just proudly proclaiming he’s a coward and can’t make tough choices, huh? Kind of a bold take. Good for him. #TAR38

If Rizo wants me to swallow his babies, he better start doing better in challenges* *we all know that’s a fucking lie. #Survivor49

The “Uncle Jeff” and “Uncle J” bullshit didn’t bother me until I saw someone on TikTok complain about it….and yeah, now I’m done with it. It’s annoying af #survivor49

The hole looks so tight

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

You guys Cobie Smulders channels Ann so well…it’s kinda creepy.

Figured I’d give this a first watch. For absolutely no current culturally relevant reason at all.

How long until we get a gay porn parody “The Art of the Kneel”

I was tricked into drinking last night and am now dead. I fear the only solution is sexy men showing me their dicks.

Chat, never trust Ben. You DO want to know.

Watching dumb himbos on SLOMW bro out like

I thought we quit going here when they started the union busting bullshit, but if you still go…don’t. Stand with the workers in their strike.

Survivor is fucking up so bad lately. *Yes, I will continue to watch. **Yes, I will continue to bitch.

Reading up on the Darién Gap, and I kinda wanna see if our Outback can traverse through it. It sounds like there have been four completed attempts with Ranger Rovers and Jeeps, so I’m sure I’ll be fine going at it alone with a Subaru.

Put up or shut up

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

I was reading this thinking @ajhood.bsky.social was talking about me, but then I realized he said “really hot” and I was like “whew, dodged a bullet”

You guys…being a Colts fan is fun again. Carlie Irsay-Gordon is a badass and I’m excited for the future

@hiscamp229.bsky.social and Maggie took a cozy little nap earlier while the snow fell.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

@profanity.accountant 👋🏻

The US government choosing not to report any economic data because there is no recession in Ba Sing Se

I’m going to behave perfectly normal and reasonable when we get our first snow of the season this weekend.

The fact that his team let him talk to the public with his (already terrible) hair looking that bad is so funny to me.

My bestie wants to show you her new music and you f*gg*ts BETTER not let it flop 😤😤😤

Good news chat - not only do we have the most evil, incompetent leadership in the world, but also the tackiest.

If you see this, post egg

There was a gay who identifies as a leftist and had quite the following on Twitter but I haven’t seen much from him on this app, but recently discovered he’s super anti-Mamdani…and that’s why I struggle trusting some people who claim to be leftists.

Okay, but he better not come for MC.

Petition to call Rizo RizzDaddy instead of RizzGod.

It would seem California does in fact know how to party.

Taking one (1) off from doom scrolling while election results roll in.

Some of yall are out here with the most pretty, large cocks (also, pretty large) and I love that for you.

Daylight saving time is fucking stupid. Also the number of grown ass adults who don’t understand how it works is alarming (Arizonans you’re immune from this critique).

So by SEC fan logic, Texas is ass, right? IU beats 9th ranked ILL in Bloomington by 50 - ILL was overrated and Indiana sucks. Texas is only up by 18 over 9th ranked Vandy in Austin….so Texas must be very bad.

I know I’m Linda Belcher because I literally had a dream last night about decorating for Christmas

Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.

In Halloween, Bob and Lynda have sex for like 30 seconds and then Lynda says how great Bob was….why is she lying to him like that?

This almost taste as good as your dad’s.

Spilled cold brew literally everywhere. Not. My. Week.

Okay, but nose really hurts and it makes wearing my glasses a bitch 😭

When referring to the “hot new guy” in my office, how long before I can no longer call him new, and he’s just the “hot guy?”

The best way to scare a gay on Halloween is show him your big, thick, hairy co….costume.

Between injuries sustained during the house flood and volleyball injuries tonight, @hiscamp229.bsky.social and I may look into wrapping ourselves in bubble wrap for a few days…

Lots of you liking this and not showing peen 😭

Maybe I’m stressed from the week, maybe it’s alcohol, maybe I’m just h-word. But I just want to see all of you naked and see your dicks and touch them.

Wait…are yall still seriously going to Target?

Sage is every gay man