Honestly, it’s giving…. Like seriously this man is so fucking embarrassing and yall who don’t get it should be ashamed.

I’m so jealous of all of you.

You never know if he’s just a fucking idiot or if he’s lying.

Watching a cute little Stardew YouTube series and maybe tempted to play tonight for cozy/non-crash out vibes…despite the fact I have Omega Ruby and Banjo games I want to wrap up.

Hear me out - a crash out, but like in an adorable cutesy way?

That’s it…we’re giving the medal to Canada.

Treats for D&D today!

Sydney Crosby is so hot 😭

You can keep your universal health care. We beat you twice for gold medals in your sport. (Jk, I’ll exchange the medals for health care and basic human rights)

ISO a man to share his warm, syrupy pleasure with me.

WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT HIM KEEPING D-WORDING?!? Like Jesus fucking Christ….

It’s been unfortunate to watch so many once-respected American Universities tarnish their academic reputation in the name of fascism

Mood

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

“Look you guys…I’m just hoping for a little understanding. All the cool kids in the states were doing it. Trump, Clinton, Tisch, etc… I just wanted to bro out with my dudes”

I refused to get believe it would happen, but based on what I just read are the Bears actually going to move to Hammond, IN?

Gaymer girlies! I think I’m doing my first multiworld. I’m excited!

Yes, I listened multiple times and loved every second.

Day three of my back/shoulder hurting from sports injury.

Is this a safe space to admit I’ve only finished one Legend of Zelda game? Despite that, I still love Zelda in green. The color looks so good on him.

Update - she also pronounced it that way when we spoke about it. At least she’s committed to the bit. I respect that.

This is the correct take.

My coworker just spelled “Ypsilanti” as “Yaspalniti” I just…like, what?

The two genders - serving cunt and not serving cunt. You know which one you are.

One of you is out here saving this but giving no medical advice or attention 😭

6 is going to destroy you all.

Hey Siri, Google “why does my shoulder hurt after volleyball?”

I never was an ANTM gurlie, but I figured I’d watch the doc, because why not…one episode in and Tyra…gurl….

Once a swimmer, always a swimmer? 🔗 www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

I feel like I’ve seen way more folks sharing woes of being at work today than I have saying they have the day off. Like I really don’t think *that* many of us have this “holiday” off?

Since apparently Twitter is down, lemme just re-post this from the other day:

I saw someone lamenting about being single today because they “aren’t in shape.” This human is just ridiculously attractive but has terrible energy, and I don’t know how to explain to them that they aren’t single because their body…

Also - I need more sports gays in my circle.

I’m convinced some of theatrics Kim Mulkey engages in are solely because she likes attention.

Why the German curling team have me kinda like 🫦

I don’t disagree with the girl that went home this week…based on the performances this week. But going into the season I fully expected her to be one of the final girls.

Finally able to get out to a game last night!

I love that so many red states are like “we ruined the US, now we want to form a new country we can ruin!”

Let's be clear: the expectations could not have been higher for Ilia Malinin in one of the toughest sports, and he dared to put it all out there. There should be nothing but respect for him. Shit happens. Good on him for not backing down from the challenge.

Few things irritate me more than someone outside my state pretending they know more about my city than I do. Sweetie, I’ve lived nearly my entire adult life here.

Sure, there about a million other things I should/could listen to right now, but this song is just hitting this morning. Love you c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ @hiscamp229.bsky.social

Susan has really been out here catching strays for years. I bet she wasn’t even that lazy.

Update - took a lunchtime nap and I’m ready to take on the world.

Can we have media in the DMs? I’m trying to flirt with cute oomfs

I’m just an eepy boi at work hoping my cold brew can carry me through.

Unwinding on this hump day by watching twitch and drinking a seltzer

Is my coworker fucking incompetent or just lazy?

They’re openly shooting humans on camera on the streets. Who knows what horrid inhumane things they’ll do behind closed doors.