So traumatized

Her dad was greatly flawed, but goddamn he’d be so ashamed of his embarrassing grifter of a daughter.

Imagine if JFK or Lincoln had Trump’s highly skilled secret service.

Nature is beauty

What the absolute fuck was Ozzy doing outting his alliance?!

Let’s add this to the list of embarrassing shit he’s done.

Me when husband asks me to top

Chat, I just really love cock. And pubes. And hairy thighs. And butts, and hairy chests. And arms. And pits. An-……….

At 11 this morning I had a 30 minute meeting put on my calendar for 12p. We’re still in the meeting because the dude running it is inefficient. Doing everything in my power to not have a little cutesy crashout.

Sir, a second Practical Magic has hit the theaters.

MEGAN RAPINOE AND SUE BIRD BROKE UP?

Ok calm down bloomf. No need to reskeet every post on blue sky

Is there a place I can go to see the men from the Savannah Bananas showing off their banana?

These two women are the same person, right?

Wait - where’s that cute gay go?

You should still not shop at Target btw

Marry fuck kill

As the 2026 WNBA draft starts, it’s important to remember that Cathy is still a terrible leader for the league and should be removed. Happy draft day! ❤️

I need my gay volleyball girlies to familiarize yourselves with Jordan Lucas (plays for CSUN men’s team). Love her. Shes cunty af.

Dems - take note. Find the hottest viable candidate you can and run him.

Being gay and hating men is truly the worst.

Meeting today w/ 3 male coworkers. Looking at pics of a store we’re remodeling. One guy is clicking through, passes one says something like “oh wow” and goes back and stops. Another guy responds similarly and the third dude like nervously chuckles.

Perhaps a hot take, but hypothetically…what if we exterminate straight men?

It’s Aries season. Has anyone checked in on @bussychan.bsky.social to see if he’s okay?

trump voters then vs now

23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.

Exactly why we never should have let him into office!

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Imagine how fucking racist (or goddamned stupid) you have to be to vote for this over Kamala Harris.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

MI getting ready to celebrate.

Ohhhhh I’m excited!

If you didn’t fucking vote for her, you’re a dumb shit I don’t respect. Also if you didn’t vote for her, I doubt you give a shit if anyone respects you.

Why does Geno only have beef with women who can beat him?

I don’t like Geno. I’ve never liked him. No class, all little bitch and that was on full display tonight. Dawn Staley is a badass.

why are any of you still on twitter

Some of you out here really need to take a break…and maybe a sedative.

I will never understand how people (mainly men) continue to misspell Hillary Clinton as Hilary. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Yall don’t regularly fuck up the spelling of men’s names the same way, so what’s the issue?

Okay but like this is obviously totally false because Trump loves women you guys!

to every single player that voted out genevieve and kamilla… i’ll remember this #survivor50 #kamillitary

Three people in otherwise good positions playing interesting games sniped early because Jeff was bored and they drew the wrong rock 🙃🙃 #Survivor

a national day of mourning will begin at the stroke of midnight. the canadian flag will be flown at half mast. a free box of timbits will be given to every customer who shows the cashier a photo of kamilla or genevieve. they will be named honorary members of broken social scene #survivor

Introducing Kristi Noem’s husband’s new drag persona….

“Drag that man through the mud”

Thinking of this queen tonight

Lolololololol I’m so fucking over Jeffrey Lee Probst