Baking time! Any guesses as to what we’re making?!

Please disregard the fact that I’m way overdue on trimming my facial hair, but I may have accidentally scratched the fuck out of my face this morning while waking up…

Can someone tell the broadcast team I do not give a fuck about the celebrities watching this match? Like quit fucking cutting away during the match to show randos.

The announcers keep saying “Big Harry Souttar” and I’m hearing “big hairy suitor” and my pussy is wet.

true 💁🏼‍♂️

Scrolling through old stuff in my phone and stumbled across this. I contain multitudes

10/10 would still let hit it

My MAGA CEO wants me to work during the US game today. It’s giving unpatriotic (and homophobic tbh)

QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek 🚀

One of the great things about the World Cup is the number of athletes competing at the highest level that I’d let breed me.

Charlie is looking up at us this Juneteenth. 🙏🏼

Just realized I wasn’t on mute while on a teams call this morning

Chat…I think I’m feral

I think it’s important to acknowledge it’s Pete and Chasten’s anniversary. I think it’s even more important to ask where I can find their OnlyFans.

It’s telling that all the streaming apps used to have a LGBTQ+ section during June, but those are no where to be found now…

She’s. Always. Right.

Check on your sporty gays who are also political gays. The Texas Tech drama is SO GOOD

Shirtless Adam Brody made me feel *things* I’m in love either way his character. I hope he doesn’t turn out to be an asshole.

One of my coworkers had a cute little crash out before lunch in our shared cubicle area…so this afternoon might be really neat!

Can we as a society finally move on from ASMR?

The most disturbing thing about this are her exaggerated facial expressions and the loud ass annoying sound effects.

*children. They were fucking children.

Love this picture of mom and dad.

Pros to Knicks winning - Mamdani obviously deserves the credit. OG is a Hoosier. KAT loves the gays. Cons to Knicks winning - Their fans are annoying and insufferable. Literally everything else.

How non-sports gays feel rn is how I feel on award show nights. Or during Eurovision. Or when a random pop girlie I’ve never heard of drops new music.

SCREAM 7 TAKES PLACE IN INDIANA AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME?!?!

@bussychan.bsky.social found your car on my way to pride ❤️

Indy Pride doing it right honoring our Canadian legend and queer icon (also our shitty mayor got boo-ed to his face, so that was fun)

Why is the elephant in drag?

I’m just watching on repeat

A few weeks ago a long time mutual unfollowed me because they were being a bitch. TIL they blocked me recently. Glad to know I’m still on their mind 😘

Chat…I’m 15 minutes into Mrs. America and I love it. Cate Blanchett as Phyllis Schlafly is fantastic.

It’s Pride…so we are going to let these faggots continue to be delusional.

Tbh kind of crazy that the Spurs have had legitimate chances to win every game this series and you could argue they should’ve won 4-0. But they’ve shown consistent inability to close out games in the Finals.

Taylor Swift wearing a blue and orange “Stevie Knicks” shirt >>>> Feels so on brand and I love that

Also I thought it was Knicks against The World, but there seems to be a lot of joy with tonight’s result 😭

What do you MEAN the Spurs gave up a 29 point lead?!?

Me talking about air conditioning

Can someone explain why we should trust polling right now?

TIL one of the people who stopped hijackers on United 93 was queer. Happy Pride.

I just read a post on IG “Spencer Pratt is the Morgan Wallen of Kid Rocks.” Yall, I am deceased

As someone who regularly works with and reads architecture plans for work, I just think if you use papyrus, comic sans, or any other fonts that piss me off, I shouldn’t have to take you seriously.

Maybe I’ll finally beat OOT

Oomf just posted a picture where he looks like a total fuck boi and now my pussy is wet.

I imagine Maine must have done something very terrible in a past life to deserve these choices for senator.

You guys….this is so fucking good

2.5 hours until my weekend starts and outlook has decided to shit out on me…