Nobody: Callista Gingrich posting a collective jump scare every few days:

I love her sm 🥹💗

A postcard mailed from the United Nations headquarters in New York arrived at the post office in Ottawa, Illinois, in August. It would have been unremarkable, except it had been postmarked at 8 p.m. — on June 17, 1953: https://cnn.it/3VvoZgS

Mother and my spirit animal 🫶🏼

STREISA1.BMF

Guys I’m in a bad place today. Not mentally; just Indiana 😣

Robert Redford was the type of hotness that happens once a generation. RIP 😪

Ugh I wanna go to Homowack 😪

My mother when I was born:

But daddy I need him!!! 🥹

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Pritzker >>> Newsom

cursed chicago fact: because of the north shore and cal-sag channels, most of the city is technically on two islands that meet at the main branch of the river in downtown

Fun fact: The Democratic candidate (Abigail Spanberger) in Virginia’s gubernatorial election was born in New Jersey. The Democratic candidate (Mikie Sherrill) in New Jersey’s gubernatorial election was born in Virginia. The more you know 🌈

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Me trying to remember my password containing a capital letter, number, symbol, hieroglyph, semaphore flag and morse code sequence

Say less 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Tina Arena Stan's real name 😜

Mike’s not much of an Informer 😒

yes! next question!

Excuse me— the LATE?!? 😭 noooooooooooo

Sept 4, 2014 💔 miss you Joan Rivers

Man on the Moon

Okay I need to ***** those **** 🥵😶‍🌫️

The face a boy who does not want to work today 😤😠

CHICAGO.BMF

I can guarantee Donald that Chicago hates him and his fascist goons. Fuck. Outta. HERE!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Originally Titled Valerie, The Hogan Family Was a 1986-1991 TV Sitcom That Centered Around the Loss of Wife and Mother Valerie Hogan While the Sister of Husband and Father Michael Hogan Moves in to Help Care For His Three Sons. #thehoganfamily #tv #sandyduncan #valerieharper #jasonbateman

Comrade Barrel 🫲🏼

lmaooooo "I'll live in Chicago BUT not by much..."

It’s 74 in northern Illinois and it legit feels amazing out 😭

Maybe the most dramatic demonstration of the issues with the Mercator projection I have ever seen.

I start grad school in 1 week and… I’m so nervous 😅🥲 🫠

Ooo… a hit in this household. 🙂‍↕️🤘🏼

Okay— “Sensitivity” by Ralph is a fucking bop 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier From the chandelier

Real ones remember that orange showgirl life from way back when.

The Life of a Showgirl. 🎶🎤

Kim Davis still trying to get gay marriage overturned

Happy birthday to the queen! Whitney Houston 🥹🩵

I went on the parents boat and I am 🦞🦞🦞 It’s so hot today 😭😭😭

My fav Doctor and Companion

Happy birthday to the late Whitney Houston.

Furthest I've been: N - Duluth, Minnesota E - New York City, New York S - Pensacola Beach, Florida W - San Francisco, California

One of my faves 🙂‍↕️

Illinois becomes the first U.S. state to require mental health screenings for students.

Madonna is younger and more beautiful

My mom is driving into Chicago tomorrow and keeps referring to Lolla as “La La” 😂