No a guid weeken for the spaein. Ainlie the Arbroath result richt in the Championship, an it disnae feel richt takkin credit for the richt Bhoys Buddies result efter 90 meenits whan St Mirren teuk sic a scutchin in ET. Onyhou, normal service neist week 😀

A bit o last meenit #FitbaSpaeman the day. The Tassie: EFTER 90 MEENITS Pars 1 - 2 Bairns Bhoys 1 - 1 Buddies An The Championship an aw: Diamonds 0 - 2 The Jags, The Harry Wraggs, The Maryhill Magyars, etc Red Lichties 1 - 0 Rovers Ton 1 - 1 Spiders Staggies 1 - 2 Honest Men MON EH FITBA!

THE BALD EAGLETS ARE BEING FED www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L...

Planet of the Gypes. Sort of on location. 😃 3 colours available online now. #aberdeen #clothingbrand #clothingbrands #streetwear

Whit a weeken o gemms! Dandies Ding Hibees! Bhoys Batter Buddies! Arabs Awn Livi! Herts Hump Well! Teds Tan Bairns! (Killie draw wi Dundee) It's the Tassie neist week, sae A micht stravaig intae the Championship for the spaein an aw. Or micht no. MON EH FITBA!!!

Richt: we'r gettin intae squaiky hoop time for the fitba, sae here ma #FitbaSpaeman patter for the last gemm afore the split: Dandies 1 - 2 Hibees Bhoys 2 - 0 Buddies Arabs 1 - 1 Livi Jambos 1 - 0 Well Killie 1 - 2 Dee Bairns 1 - 2 Teds MON EH FITBA!!!

Announcing the recipients of the Scots Language Publication Grant 2026. . . 🥁

A got yin score BANG ON an twa richt results. Didnae see Bairns tannin Well at aw. A think we can say noo that the Steelmen's title howps ur by for anither year. An Herts ur tap yet; for hou lang but? Shairly the neist sax gemms ur the maist creetical in ony saison for DECADES.

🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth

Richt, a wee bit o the auld Pasch #FitbaSpaeman patter: Hibees 2 - 1 Killie Well 1 - 1 Bairns Teds 2 - 0 Arabs Buddies 1 - 1 Sheep Livi 0 - 1 Jambos Dee 1 - 2 Bhoys MON EH FITBA!!!

ITALY URNAE!!!!!!

Wrang scores. Richt results. Richt sentiment. Aw optimeesm awa. Wild tae think we'r gaun an Italy micht no be.

Fowerty five meenits A'll no get back.

A'll dip ma taes in international watters wi the #FitbaSpaeman patter this weeken/Tuesday: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 1 - 3 🇯🇵 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 0 - 2 🇨🇮 Aye. Twa optimeesm-champin dingins tae get us doon in the mooth. MON EH SCOTLAND

Whit a weeken! For the first time in a while A didnae get ony BANG ON, an A ainlie got twa results richt an aw. Celtic urnae quite oot it yet. Gin Berrz or Herts dae wi the league but they'll want tae gie a medal tae Wilfried Nancy. An A think for Herts fae noo on A'll be spaein 1 - 0 ilka gemm.

Yon last skeet wis 2/2 An noo this yin is 3/2 😮

Seein as hou it's Warld Poyetry Day the day A thocht A'd skair wi youse a poyum in Scots that A'm fair intae the noo. It's cried Nae Flooers by Ann McKinnon fae the quair o the same name ( @tapsalteerie.bsky.social, 2015) 1/2 #WorldPoetryDay #WorldPoetryDay2026

This is utterly jaw-dropping. A school that bans Atwood, Zadie Smith, Terry effing Pratchett and *literal George Orwell* is actively harming its pupils. www.indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/scho...

Gin ye'r interestit in chat aboot the Leid @illandancient.bsky.social haes stertit up a Scots Language reddit: www.reddit.com/r/ScotsLangu... Mon an jine in. The mair the merrier! 😀😀😀 #Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsLanguage

Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for the weekend aheid: Bairns 2 - 0 Buddies Jambos 2 - 0 Dee Killie 1 - 1 Livi Well 1 - 2 Hibees Teds 2 - 1 Sheep Arabs 1 - 2 Bhoys MON EH FITBA!!!

Got the Sheep/Bairns score BANG ON and the Bhoys an the Teds results richt. An A'm BEALIN wi masel for no gaun for Killie. A feelt it in ma banes that Herts wur thare tae get bate. Juist cudnae back Killie efter gettin ma fingers burnt wi them afore. Maks it aw the mair interestin but, dint it? 😃

At last we have them all well fooled, well tamed; they use our baths and lard themselves with oil, truss up their souls and bodies in the toga… —William Neill (1922–2010), “Despatches Home” from DESPATCHES HOME (Reprographia, 1972) A #Roman #poem for the #IdesofMarch #poetry #RomanBritain

Here a bit o the auld #FitbaSpaeman patter for the weeken: Sheep 1 - 1 Bairns Bhoys 2 - 1 Well Hibees 2 - 1 Livi Killie 0 - 1 Jambos Buddies 0 - 2 Teds Dee 2 - 1 Arabs MON EH FITBA! (Stey aff the pitch but, eh?)

Give the people what they want.

Has anyone done a Scottish tribute act called Cowdenbeatheart yet?

April 24th at hame in the Irvine Valley. Cannae wait tae hear Robyn singin Scots sangs like O Aw the Airts, the Lass o Patie’s Mill and Auld Lang Syne as I celebrate ma Ayrshire childhood in Gawston. Gin ye hae a guid Scots tongue in yer heid, jyne us in Derval. Braw!

It's ra TASSIE (an yin league gemm)! Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for EFTER 90 MEENITS: Bairns 2 - 1 Arabs Pars 2 - 3 Sheep Teds 1 - 1 Bhoys Buddies 2 - 0 The Harry Wrags, The Maryhill Magyars, Firhill for Thrills, etc. An the league: Dee 0 - 2 Well

A GOT BAITH O THEM RICHT!!!!!! ahem

Forgot aboot last nicht's gemm an gey naur forgot aboot the nicht's gemm. A'm siccar A'd hae says Arabs 2 - 1 Buddies 👀 An for the nicht A'll gang wi Sheep 1 - 2 Bhoys #FitbaSpaeman

Twa BANG ON agane, an gey naur the Auld Firm gemm, gin it wisnae for injury time. An A maun tak ma ain rede in futur: NIVER back Kilmaurnock for ocht! It's the Tassie neist week, sae Herts get tae pit thir feet up. A wee bit rest'll no dae thir injury leet ony herm. MON EH FITBA

Richt, here ma #FitbaSpaeman patter for the weeken. It's gaunnae be a muckle yin! Dee 1 - 2 Hibees Bairns 1 - 1 Killie Jambos 1 - 0 Sheep Livi 2 - 1 Buddies Well 2 - 0 Arabs Teds 2 - 1 Bhoys Aye, A ken A ken A ken. Dinnae gie us yer snash... a Livi win!?!?!😮

"I see the Reform candidate got 10,578 votes in the Gorton and Denton by-election." "Goodwin?" "No, he got pumped."

Very sad to hear Rob Grant has passed away. His work on Red Dwarf was probably the main fandom outside comics for my young-teen self, and I was looking forward to reading his new Dwarf novel. RIP. www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

Ane o a feck cockernonie biggins in Embro. One of a large number of picturesque buildings in Edinburgh. #Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsLanguage #photography #backandwhite #monochrome #buildings #street #Edinburgh #Scotland #picturesque

Luiks like A ower estimatit the perr o them 🙂 Richt result but. A'll tak yon.

Swith bit o #FitbaSpaeman patter for the nicht: Arabs 1 - 1 Sheep Gin baith teams cud lose A reck it'd happen 😅

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By jings an tae hang! Whit a weeken! A got twa BANG ON (the Arabs an Jambos gemms). A got shree o them gey, gey wrang but. Whae'd hae thocht Livi wad find thir riggin-banes wi ten gemms tae gang? Shairly it's Herts' league tae chuck awa noo? An Well maun fancy a crack at saicont, eh? MON EH FITBA

GLASGOW ON THE RISE With Celtic and Rangers DOMINATING the xG stats today, could the Glasgow duo threaten Scotland’s best two sides?

I hope ye’re aw ready tae hear Elvis’s sang Jailhouse Rock translated intae Scots! When the film came tae the Picture House in Gawston, it was the first time this wean experienced mass hysteria. I record it aw in Born in Kyle - A Love Letter tae an Ayrshire Childhood on Audible, Kindle & Amazon.

Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for the weeken: Sheep 2 - 1 Dee Arabs 1 - 1 Killie Jambos 1 - 0 Bairns Buddies 0 - 2 Well Bhoys 2 - 1 Hibees Livi 0 - 3 Teds Tak tent o yersels!

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

Oops. Forgot aboot the gemm the nicht. A'll gang for Sheep 1 - 1 Well The Dandies'll be 1-0 up at hauf time an A reck baith teams'll hae a guy sent aff by the twintie-five meenit merk.

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

No ma maist successful bit o spaein. Well, the Bhoys an the Hibees sparin ma black-affrontery fae a result perspective. No a score richt but. Lesson weel lairnt: dinnae dae gimmicks! Yaise yer spaein talent (!) 🙂

They are trolling Jim Ratcliffe.

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country? Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.