Yer Da's Party Am A richt? Am A richt? Aye, A'm richt. #YourParty

Yes! A million times this.

I've been a novelist for a long time. Every novel I write is an exploration of my own mind. I don't go in thinking about sales or financial objectives. I 100% write because I love to write. What happens to my novels after they are written must not inform or limit my mind. #writingcommunity #booksky

A GOT YIN RICHT! Hibs an Tic dae me a turn. An tho A got Well/Herts wrang A wis richt tae reck that air's comin oot the Jambo's bubble. Neist week's luikin like a brammer. Baith Herts an the Bhoys wi winnable hame gemms on Wednesday afore a tap-o-the-table heid-tae-heid on Sunday! MON EH FITBA!

Mon ra Scots Leid spikers agus luchd-brudhinn na Gàidhlig. Sgoinneil!

IT'S ST ANDRA'S DAY THE DAY. Gin ye urnae Scottish but want tae dae whit maist Scottish fowk dae aboot it syne juist gae aboot yer day as normal an forget it's St Andra's day 👍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for the day an the morra: Dee 0 - 1 Buddies Well 1 - 1 Jambos Killie 1 - 2 Arabs Hibees 1 - 2 Bhoys Teds 2 - 1 Bairns Livi 1 - 0 Dons A'm really no shair aboot yon last yin. IT DISNAE ACTUALLY MAITER BUT 😃

What I've been thinking about the last hour or so #Beatles

Oh god. Is it that time of year already?

Dearie dearie me. Nane richt agane, an weel wrang wi the Arabs Bairns yin. Didnae think the Herts bubble wad pop this week aither. HAUD ON A MEENIT...A did get yin richt! Scotland 4 Denmark 2. A howp youse aw pit some siller on that yin 😃

As weel as that there’s braw lassies, sleekit scunners, gleg bairns, wabbit grans, douce dugs, gallus chancers, couthie characters, skeely fitba players, ugsome eejits an hulliket boays - in fact the haill jing bang o brither an sister Scots fae Gawston tae Johnny Groats. And aw for £0.99! Dae it!

I want poetry to be as accessible as possible, and I don't believe there should be a financial barrier to art, so I'm offering three pieces for free, forever 1. The Vow, on love 2. Eulogy, on loss 3. My collaboration with Simba, who work with families going through miscarriage or baby loss 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Richt fowk, stairtin this mornin an for ae week only ye can buy Born in Kyle on Kindle for a bargain price o £0.99! I want hunners o ye tae cheer me up, an read aboot an Ayrshire childhood, thrang wi weans, sumphs, bauchles, nyafffs, brammers & stoaters. Gaun yersel. www.amazon.co.uk/Born-Kyle-Le...

HERE THE #FITBASPAEMAN PATTER FOR THE WEEKEN!!!! Arabs 2 - 1 Bairns Hibees 3 - 0 Dee Killie 1 - 1 Well Teds 2 - 0 Livi Buddies 1 - 2 Bhoys Sheep 1 - 2 Jambos Scotland 4 - 2 Denmark A'll be back on Sunday tae see hou A got on 😃😃😃😃😃

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This is the best bit. The time afore the tournament, afore we get pumped by Argentina, Algeria an Sooth Korea. MAK THE MAIST O IT! #SCODEN

Richt weel A'm kind o prood o this yin. Got baith o the results richt, even gin A didnae get the scores. Gled A backed Scotland an aw. Youse wad hae thocht A wis a daftie gin A'd said fower twa but. An it daes luik like beatin Belarus at hame wis actually no a bad result! MON EH SCOTS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A dinnae like sweirin on here but FUCK ME #SCODEN

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS #SCODEN

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Htgghbfyjffryvfyinvh #SCODEN

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Cannae get a fit on the baw #SCODEN

YA BEEEEAUUUUTY #SCODEN

MON EH SCOTLAND #SCODEN

Here ma #FitbaSpaeman patter for the morra's gemms. A ken the Greece Belarus gemm disnae really maiter. A thocht A'd gie it a bash but juist for the sake o it. BLR 🇧🇾 2 - 2 🇬🇷 GRE SCO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2 - 1 🇩🇰 DEN AYE! DESPITE US BEIN KEECH THE LAST THREE GEMMS A RECK WE'LL DAE IT! 😁 MON EH SCOTLAND!!!!!

Weel, a spaein o twa haufs. The Denmark gemm wis awfy, awfy wrang. The Scotland gemm but wis gey naur richt. Still kent we'd get bate. A dingyed the gemm efter the third Greek goal, an it's a dammt miracle we can qualify yet fae the tap o the group. Ye maun speir yersel noo: DAE WE WANT TAE????

That's me by. Nae pint qualifyin gin yon's Scotland’s patter.

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Better noo. Mon Scotland

Better 45 seconds fae Scotland

SAKE MAN

Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for the International gemms the day: 🇩🇰 DEN 5 - 0 BLR 🇧🇾 🇬🇷 GRE 3 - 1 SCO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Aye. We'r gaunnae mak a richt auld dowp o the hale thing. An dinnae @ me. Ye ken A'm richt.

I wrote another substack article about #TartanNoir writers actively oppressing the Scots language. open.substack.com/pub/chrisgil...

Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years

Sae here the affcome o ma #FitbaSpaeman patter fae yestreen an the day: WRANG WRANG (Awfy wrang) WRANG WRANG (No faur aff but) WRANG (Yon bubble's gaunnae burst yin o thir days) WRANG (Richt sentiment but) See youse neist week for the international brek. Or as A cry it: the international hertbrek.

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Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for this weeken: Bairns 2 - 1 Livi Buddies 1 - 1 Hibees Sheep 1 - 2 Well Dee 0 - 1 Teds Jambos 2 - 1 Arabs Bhoys 5 (+/- 2) - 0 Killie Aye. A reck the Ayrshire fermers ur gaunnae get a scutchin.

Make a song Scottish Fly me to Dunoon Chanson Dalmuir That's A Moray Coming In the Ayr Tonight Twenty four Hours from Tolsta Naver Gonna Give You Up Born on the Forth of July

Scots is rooted in our land, people, culture & history. Along with words like gemütlichkeit in German, or saudade in Portuguese, words like scunner, shuilpit, sonsie and nyaff are impossible to translate accurately, and any attempt to do so will be peelie wallie compared to the original.

Noo that aw the gemms ur by, hou did A dae? Wrang (awfy wrang) Wrang but no faur aff Wrang Wrang (awfy wrang) Wrang, an ainlie hauf richt thanks tae ET

Falkirk Killie micht be a bit aff.

Here the fitba spaeman patter the day, richt at the coo's tail: Bairns 0 - 1 Killie Jambos 3 - 0 Dee Livi 0 - 2 Hibees An for the tassie: Well 2 - 1 Buddies Bhoys 2 - 1 Teds A'll get back tae youse the morra tae see hou wrang A wis 😀

It wis anither braw #Scotstober, the year. As a body 'at is nae native spikker, Ah've lairnt muckle an haed a grand time creatin. Thankye awbody, specially @drmdempster.bsky.social fer hostin. Here's 'e hale threid o ma Scots crack Fallin Brochs. --- #WriteInScots #Scots #Doric #WritingCommunity

Last day of #Scotstober. Sending a last plea to anyone who hasn’t done something to have a wee go. Today’s is #Tumshie #Neep #Baigie There’s 3 words as they all mean the same: a swede / yellow turnip They were carved to make spooky lanterns in Scotland in the 1950/80s Pumpkins ripped them off!

#Halloween #Scotstober word of the day: Thrawn (adj.) - twisted, malformed, misshapen. Also stubborn, obstinate, contrarian. Chosen in tribute to my favourite Scots horror story, Thrawn Janet. The ending is genuinely creepy lots of very weird imagery! Full text: web.archive.org/web/20110311...

It's day therty-wan o #Scotstober 2025! A braw Halla e'en tae yees aw an weil duin tae aw thit's taen pairt! The day's wirds are: Tumshie Neep Baigie