A peteetion tae adheebit. No fir nationalism, brattachs an anthems, but fir unthirldom. www.believeinscotland.org/indyref_peti...

It's #caturday, sae here's ma wee forfochten poussie baudrons.

Jeremy Bentham, the grandfaither o utilitarianism, deed 196 year syne, on 6t Juin, 1832. He proponed "It's the greatest happiness o the greatest nummer that's the meisur o richt an wrang."

I'm feelin hale the noo, but whan I'm up I dae gey daft hings, an whan I've been doun I've wissed tae dee. I'd maist like no be here but fir ma drogs an fir Christine, ma baist freend.

Nae need fir thaim tae dee, shuirly? Coud abody no keep the puir ainimals? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A wumman feart o a wasp.

Stirlins is nippin the petals aff o ma flooers tae gar thair nests mair conchie, but I'm no fasht. I'm fain o the wee birds an ma gairden's aye bonnie.

Castle o Saunt Johnnie, The Cleyhole, the day.

Her maun wis ettlin tae breeng her doun. Fir whit wey? Wis he jeelous? Mebbe een he daesnae ken. news.stv.tv/politics/nic...

Rid coo-cracker.

Braw wark, Scotland! Aye, & Norlan Ireland an aw. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...