at the all-you-can-eat buffet shouting "i see you, you mad pig" whenever anyone goes back for more

Kleen, kleen, kleen. Warsh, warsh, warsh. 🧽🫧🧼

Today is International Batten Disease Awareness Day. I lost my little sister, Caitlin, to the CLN2 strain of #BattenDisease in 2005. She was just 9 years old. If you would like to know more about this devastating, rare, neurodegenerative disease, please consider visiting www.bdfa-uk.org.uk Thanks 🧡

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meanwile Momb gonsiderink Tacos with DOGGES

Mine fase wen Imb realize that Momb not comink hombe til tomorrow an this meen she missink ANODDER Taco Tewsdey!!!!

#TongueOutTuesday Here's Lance in his prom gear enjoying some nip

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

I yam the sunshine kid. #catsofbluesky #cats

This dog would’ve been the perfect model for Picasso

Back on the table fer tongue-out Tuesday! #pftpft #cats

Two local cats attend testing of robot lawnmower by man, 54

Hallo naybor catte 👋🙋‍♀️

The SUMMOR OF SNOGGLES is start in 3 daes wen Momb is done with skool

Le Petit Monsieur would like to discuss his current research into the concept of time, and why your assurance that you'll be back with treats in "just a little while" means nothing when your cat has no treats right now, because "right now" is all there is. #tuxedotuesday #catsofbluesky

Weather is bonkers today!

I've seen the expertz, @auggiethebeck.bsky.social & @bertie1.bsky.social do thiz, hoomz. Youz are not changing the sheetz! 😼 Gud day, sir! #OzzieBlackCat 🐈‍⬛ #CatsofBluesky

Habbe #TwoferTuesday ebberywun. Enjoy yoar dai.

I have a package of new make up from Wonderskin arriving shortly. I am more excited about it than I ought to be. I love new make up! 😃

Da faSe ov aH paNfur weN da gaRdeners striM da hedGes

Waiting for the cat wand :3

Ime dreemin abouts wille ime WINNING tomarow????? Plese eveywon crosses yore pawsies fore me!!! Me an mumy ams ALLE REDDY fore the drivfe to kilkenny in the mornies,,, VAREY EXCITEYYYY!!!! 🤗🤞🤞🤞

I love it when dogs are so happy to see me that they do a little excitement wee on my feet. None of my friends wee on my feet when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.

When you're a calf, the chances of you being completely surrounded by a gaggle of geese are low, but never zero. Photo taken by Robert, in Thornton-le-Dale, North Yorkshire

Imb an cwoissant tuodai! #kittyloafmonday Human w8ll respond tuonite.

We've unexpectedly picked up new followers, so the story so far...I review at least a film a day under the editorial control of rescue tabby cats Joe and Jake, pictured here at home in Scotland. They lived in a bin, but are now little gentlemen with many good friends on the world wide web. Namaste!

What a good kitty. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Getz ubb an feeds Tha ma lazzey ladee! Howz yuoze gettink Tha yuoze hooms aut ovv bed?? (Get up and feed me lazy lady! How do you get your humans out of bed?) #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #gato

Have written to Dave, chucking him, but will explain all if I have time to write. No doubt you'll hear Dave's story long before mine, but don't jump to conclusions, Sandra.

Chinese food will arrive soon! 🤤

Post a poster you used to have on your wall

“What’s in the BAG, human?” “Your scooped LITTER, Kiki!…Gotta wash my hands!” “Why?” “To kill GERMS! I use soap and water, then an antibacterial wipe!” “All THAT?” “Kiki, if I get SICK, I can’t take care of you!” “I bet you will anyway, human! You ain’t gonna wash your hands of me THAT easy!”

Gimme tha Cheeeeeeez. (Give me the Cheeeees) #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #gato

Happy Throwback Thursday!!! #tbt Here’s a pic of my gremlins when they were just smol babbies 🩷

Relatable

Sittin on Dades lap dis morny. Ai can tell dat hims bowt tuo gett up an deesturb ma reelakx. 🤎😾

There was a bit of weather here yesterday. Not ten minutes after I filmed this, it was blazing sunshine

"I don't want you to bring any more cats to the house. "What about a beanie baby?" "A beanie baby is fine."

"No bed-making today!" said Dr Nicholas on Aug 13, 2012, enjoying some lounge-about time. #ThrowbackThursday #TBT #rescuecats #catsky

ORDER UP Who ordered the assortment of Posie Beans and a side order of Blatt Tail?

[Toes knows this was the opening gambit of her campaign to take over our house 😁] LED DA MEE INN!!! #throwbackthursday #catsofbsky

Show me yer blep! #happyblep #mooblep #cats

It's the near the end of the week, and the end of term, and stripey tabby cats Joe and Jake are here to guide us through the difficulties and dangers. If you're having any issues, contact them directly and they'll steer you away from the rocks and safely back to safety. They are the best. Namaste!

Sleepy babies gonna sleep

Zzzzzzzz

Prasentin….

My little munchkin baby

I've now lost count of the amount of times Dougie's ear has ended up TURNT 🙀

AHHHHHH! It’s only Tuesday!!