Godspeed Jane Goodall 🌈💜🐒

"Little one, let me tell you of a friend. She came with gentle eyes and kind hands, to listen and learn. She saw our families and our love, and knew we are more than creatures of the trees. Her name is Jane Goodall—remember her, for she showed that some humans give, care, and love."❤️🐵 #hedgewatch

He is beyond science… Uni controls his own evolution…

An she evin have hers bat eers redy four Hallowsween!!! 🦇

This is wut ChitGPS thinks im wud luk like if im wus on Soth Park

Yy this Monday have to be like this?!?

Trooth

jolly_good_ginger Retired Army Vet Dropping Facts

Throwback to our v1 cattio. It was smol, but ours first taste of Frinch aiere was delishus!

I smelled an smel l

I smelled an smel

Snogol’t with Momb

Foosball is LIFE! #catsandballs #happylovesfoosball

Wating to see wut it look like we magats float in th sky

Momb dicovert Beyoncé Halo. yoo know, that song from FOUREVER ago?!? Anyway, im having to listen to it four the one hunddredth time 🙄

Why?!? Why he halve to be like that ?!?

So the cattio is open and Jack is already being weird about it. Tell me when yoo see it 🙄

an cattio is like an ARMS race: Momb design an then im escape! Momb redesign a then im bescape! Momb redesign a then …

So is ALL of MAGA going to bees RAPTURT on Tuesday? Or just somb of them?

Nonebrainz enjoying ours new cattio

This is a still from a horror film 😱

Momb cancel’d ours Disney Plush, told them where to stikk it

#TimeLineCleanse Need a break from The Horrors? Here's a video of a classical musician dressed in white tie playing "My Heart Will Go On" on a series of rubber chickens of varying sizes.

Yoo shud no that getting yoors catio REDEKORATE is none skary, as yoo see im complete RELAX

Update on mine catio REDEKORASHUN. As yoo can see, mine crew did PRESSOR WASH and then FRINCH PAINT. We are chilling inside wile they finish

FACKTS that Vera is IN this season, but why this colour not tabby and white?!?

Wut in the fuk MOMB! I sed to buy the calm collar four Frenemie Jack, none four th ME!!!!

I like your cat

The real issue isn’t left vs right. It’s not white vs black. It’s not citizen vs immigrant. It’s not gay vs straight. The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.

Politikal violins is none th answer!! (curses in alt)

oh so now it's a crime to have friends? and write them little poems? wow. you people just hate male friendship. this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic

Relatabol

I’m hav decide that mine CATIO need an RE-DEKORASHUN , so im hav hired a crew to werk on it this week!!! Heer yoo see ours catio stuff on the inside so the werk can begin!!!

this kitteh looks prime'd four an life of wonderfol crimbs an i am heer four it!

Bluesky needs this Twitter classic from @ellearmageddon.bsky.social.

In mine blankee era

About this Florida vaccine story: When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough. We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated. “Oh, they’d have died.”

One more timb: this is mine fase wen im think of the space farse

I’m going to start doing all of my cursing in the alt text

Why does all AI art look the same?

This is mine fase wenever someone say “space force” die of embarasmint an littol bit evry time!!

Current cattus

Wowwe! Inspirashional sit type

Okie momb, I’m going to nappings now 💤

A microscopic Tardigrade (water bear), walking across a glass slide. Extremely resilient, they can survive decades without food or water and can survive in direct exposure to space.

Slavery. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes. IT WAS BAD, YOU DUMB FUCKS.

Focus On The Family was a hate group that terrorized gay people and help sow homophobia in Uganda and throughout Africa, just like they did in the U.S. If there's a hell, I hope James Dobson is there. www.huffpost.com/entry/james-...

I’m have none ideea wut happening here