I mean, I dig Pacino, I really do but I think Scarface is just so overrated

From where does one acquire an attention span please asking for an extremely distracted friend

Cats cats cats

Where did the week go?

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💬 we did have treats 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💬 also our claws REALLY need clipping 😖

I’ve been looking after Ted for 19 days on the trot. He goes home tomorrow 😭😭😭

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🐈💬 am doing a thinking

Clementine looking like it’s school picture day 🤣

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💬 WE ARE WATCHING SILENCE OF THE LAMS

Gone slightly deaf in one year, this year gets better and better

Fig is always finding new ways to be charming 🖤

I’m curious to know something… If you have a reasonable amount of experience of driving on roads both in the UK and in the US, which did you find to be a more pleasant experience?

Cheese spread on toast for breakfast

Can we all just agree that January is just a warmup ok

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I’m now convinced that everything the tangerine turd does, his actions, threats, everything, is all about stock market manipulation. Some people will be making pots of money each time the stock market reacts. (See also Brexit)

And you know I’m right

THIS FRIDAY me and my moggies, INCLUDING SMOL PAUL, are in @realbaddiel.bsky.social's brilliant new show Cat Man. He came to Moggy Manor and met Paul, Bumble, Honeybun, Bertles and more! 8pm Friday, Channel 4 -- don't miss it!

My New Year’s resolution is to watch The Godfather trilogy movies at least once a month this year ✅ January

I dunno I just can’t help feeling everything would be better in the world if we just went back to being paid weekly instead of monthly

Got properly mugged off by Posie today. Over the last month, she’s taken to only going out for half an hour to an hour at a time instead of her all-day expeditions. 3:00pm she wanted to go out. I let her, thinking she’d be back before it got dark. 6:15pm she strolled back in… 🙄

Stupid office day tomorrow

Lolz

The cancerous child molester really needs an education in just how big the Rest Of The World is

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I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace

In another timeline, there is no social media and we all meet up and hang out in pubs and at Pulp and Suede concerts

Random question BUT can anyone out there recommend a formula feed for the purpose of hand rearing baby goats 🐐

Might cheer myself up by re-reading The Dead Zone and praying really hard

Posie said to remind you that today is just a day like every other day. Which means no work for her.

Can’t spell nihilism without I, I and I

Online services that make you cancel and restart services rather than let you change your payment date 🙄

The Mil has given us a stack of Daily Mails. Quite frankly they aren’t fit to line our cat’s litter tray. Straight in the recycling bin.

Oscat, 2016 and 2026 🐈

I like to imagine Harry and Doggo get up to this kind of stuff

Starting a new ACNH island because why not

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I finally figured out how do it on my new fangled phone!

It really feels like a breath of fresh air

I have £50 of credit on the Nintendo Switch store and no idea what to do with it

I think today is going to be a lazy one

Black furry egg of the day

Interesting. Interesting…

Can not get warm this evening

Hello weirdos ngl.link/crazycatman

I posted this before, but does anybody known if EthelredGoat is ok? It’s been months now and I hate it when good people suddenly stop posting on here.

Baby Harry and Jess for you on the day I brought them home from the shelter 🐈‍⬛🗯️ we was all little ‘n that

I have just ordered the leather laptop rucksack I had my eye on over Christmas because it’s now 40% off and also bought some of the mushroom and garlic crisps I like because Treat Yo’ Self and all that.

Lithium ion batteries are scary as fuck. Future generations are going to look at them in the same way we now see asbestos and lead plumbing.