Posted a sandwich & got people telling me how I should have made it differently, what I should have added etc. It’s a sandwich. I’m not entering master chef just making myself something to eat. I don’t need a critique. Make your own sandwich how you like it but leave me alone to eat mine in peace

Someone give Posie a nudge please

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Shakira must be drinking unicorn blood

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Stoopid brain 🧠

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And now here comes the rain 🥵

I know that expecting him to understand how British politics works is asking too much, but someone really ought to explain to Farage that we don’t vote for a Prime Minister, we vote for a local MP, and whichever party gets the most MPs gets to choose who is PM. Odious little cretin.

Why would you be out there right now washing your car?! Beside it already being hotter than Satan's crotch out there and the possibility of sunstroke, the sun is going to dry the car off before you can wipe it down and you're going to end up with waterspots. WATERSPOTS!

It’s already 25 degrees and of course Oscat decides he wants cuddles 🥵

Well, congratulations, you got what the media wanted you to want

Important PSA from the Blattcats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💬 stay out of peak sun hours and remember to take your regular hydration breaks Thank you for your attention to this matter 🐾🐾🐾

🐈💬 hello yes i am playing my favourite game of Chase Me Around The Neighbourhood again

Is having Sure as sponsors on the boards the fourth officials hold up to show substitutions and stoppage time a genius bit of advertising or what?

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Prudence looks so regal. 🐾❤️ #cats #catsky

🐈‍⬛💬 hello it me, Posie, please help yourselks to a biskit from inside my head if you like

🐈💬 hello yes i am being an stupid twatcat and abusing my senior cat privileges by refusing to come in from the garden and going off on an adventure around the neighbourhood

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💬 hello yes we are all home for dinner at a sensible time today

Today’s kids clearly think Logan’s Run should be a thing. Can’t really blame them tbh.

The one thing that gives me any kind of hope, in this godforsaken hellhole of a world, is the firm belief that Trump will soon shuffle off to the grave seething in the knowledge that he could never compete with The Obamas in terms of class, humility, compassion and popularity. 🙂

🎶 Roll me over, roll me over, roll me over in the clover and gimme some Dreamies 🎶 #Caturday

Oscat is here to help you with any enquiries

When did you last have to replace a fuse? I can’t even remember?

Clearsky-surfing can be so addictive

Impulsive Compulsive

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Where’s Andy Burnham going?

Friends fear he’s playing an 80s mix playlist on Spotify again

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It’s the weeeeeekend, do your worst ngl.link/crazycatman

🐈‍⬛💬 hello yes i am not ready to come in for the evening yet i am occupying The Divot

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Hello yes I am trying to watch Sneaky Pete over from the beginning again

Ten years ago I had the most perfect week's holiday on the Isle of Wight. 25 degree temperatures, sunshine every day, lots of fun activities, beach days, decent pub nearby for evening meals. I'd love to go back again but I know it could never be as good, and it would taint the original memory 😔

In case any one was wondering, I've currently got the theme tune to 60's cartoon show Mr Rossi stuck in my head. Feel free to join me #VivaVivaHappiness

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💬 hello yes we are all present and correct for dinner this eviling

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🐈‍⬛💬 hello yes i just need to sample your water for moment, this won’t take long thankyou

This is a photo I took while watching the football last night of my hand and Whatever The Hell That Is underneath it

I have just a sent a Grumpy Old Man complaint email to a bank and, do you know what? It feels GOOD. And it's not even MY bank, for heaven's sake...

Started watching WW2 with Tom Hanks. Impressed by how much I remember from GCSE History (Treaty of Versailles, international foreign policies) a lifetime ago, fascinated by stuff I didn’t know, and left with the feeling that this should be mandatory viewing for everybody, right now more than ever.

Holy fuckballs I can’t cope with this 😂

I put in my application for a job last Friday. Closing date is tomorrow. Fricking hope I get it.

You don’t really see a lot of that Overly Attached Girlfriend meme these days

You can shove your QR code up your arse, BBC

Just in the garden watering the pots. This little gal jumped onto my foot 😊 Isn't she adorable.

🐈💬 wot?