How embarrassing for Trump

I feel sorry for cancer.. having Pam Bondi is just awful.

Who called it a cumrag and not GooGone?

Do not forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

Journalist Katie Phang is suing the U.S. Justice Department over the Epstein files. Her lawsuit names acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and accuses the DOJ of failing to fully release the documents required under the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

If baby sheep go missing they issue a Lamber Alert

If you’re a redhead with bad breath you might have gingervitis

Rep. Ansari: "There are rich and powerful people out there right now continuing to live their lives without any consequences, and we assure you that day will end."

Who called it anilingus and not getting a feces peanut butter cup

Here you go DNC. You're welcome.

Imagine if the whole country did that

Paying your fair share is not being vilified.

#TrumpIsAMonster #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #GOPCoverUp #BelieveTheWomen #38000Times

The ignorance of the people who vote for these criminals is why we are where we are. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️

The worst human ever doing Worst Human Ever™️ shit

The only thing I'll be sad about when he dies is that he won't be able to witness the world dancing in the streets and celebrating that he's gone.

I do not like the orange man I do not like this war with Iran I do not like his transgender ban I do not like his MAGA fans I do not like his dictatorship I do not like his racist quips I do not believe anything that comes out of his lips (I do like when his ratings dip)

“Women hate men as a system and men hate women as individuals” 💯

Ossoff: "You were talking earlier about Jared Kushner. The guy leading our diplomacy in the Middle East is bringing in billions from Middle Eastern princes and sheiks and going around the region asking for billions more while he conducts nuclear diplomacy on behalf of the country. It's obscene."

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

This is completely unacceptable and Congress must investigate. Service members aboard the USS Tripoli and USS Abraham Lincoln are rationing food and going without fresh produce.

No birthday presents except my health and fitness

Why did they call it a sperm whale and not a jizz fish?

Just remember, any time you hear someone speaking in broken English, they are bilingual and fluent in more languages than your smug ass. There's plenty to hate on Melania for. Choose something relevant.

The new Kardashian tomato. Looks great, tastes like shit.

who called them prostitutes and not woodworkers?

when i’m ready to have sex again i hope they add some cool new things to it like raspy groans and novel dirty words and orgasms

Fools…

Here’s why MAGA is attacking our movement: There’s a new war in the Middle East. There’s a cost of living crisis. There’s a secret pedophile ring. They're hoping Americans care more about culture wars than actual wars. More about pronouns than prices. We're not falling for it.

can we please go back to kissing collarbones, lovemaking and thigh bite marks

More people should give a fuck about kids being raped.

But they said he was “The peace president.” 🥴

Hitting someone in the face with a frying pan is called a pantrum

A MINIMUM WAGE WORKER SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WORK 40 MINUTES TO PAY FOR A COFFEE.

To avoid spreading germs, always be anal about handwashing.

I mean, I think high-fives after sex are seriously underutilized in general.

Can't. I'm losing my religion

HALT! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 This is a mandatory booty inspection. Quote with yours to continue scrolling

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you're so white you call mustard "spicy"

If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman

The "Don't think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans." line on Fallout is so accurate right now with current events.

Ok, I slept in a bit but what’s the plan? Are we all just pretending his name isn’t all in those documents, or… Is congress meeting on a Saturday to vote on the 14th or…