If you are wanting to help, buy a gift from Jules.

There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.

My four year old neice wanting to plan a Spiderman party for me is proof I'm doing the uncle thing right

White people hate being called racist more than they hate racism

This could be us, but you playin…

How can it be a Democrat shut down when the Republicans control both houses of Congress and all three branches of government? Riddle me that.

A question for the crackpot heroin addict with a worm eating his brain in charge of HHS. If Tylenol causes Autism why was Autism first identified in 1912 and formally named in 1943 But Tylenol was not invented until 1955? Nor was Tylenol widely available until the early 1960’s. #ProudBlue

My niece instead of saying "say "cheese"" for photos says "say "Hulk smash!"" That's being an uncle done right

it was only a matter of time after decades of occupying foreign cities with our military forces that we'd start occupying our own

Stop acting like fascists and I will. Keep acting like fascists and you can go fuck yourselves you jack-booted fucking mask-wearing Nazis

The full version of the saying is "great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ" for anyone that could use the reminder

The right is celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk because now they’ve finally found their “martyr” upon which they can move to take free speech away and their base will totally support it.

If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.

Me: Y’all. Charlie Kirk said he was okay with a a few gun deaths if it means we can keep guns. The right: YOU’RE TAKING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT. Me: Okay the full context is that he thought it would be sufficient against a government with tanks, SWAT & drones. The Right: SO HE DESERVED TO DIE?

To quote the Broncos social media: WHAT JUST HAPPENED Never been an #NRL final like it! AMAZING win by Brisbane 😍

Broncos vs Raiders game today was extraordinary. Way better than NFL!

Orange loser: hey buddy they won’t drop this Epstein thing could you turn this into world war to help me out? Putin: you got it bro

Fantastic Four was a far better movie than Jurassic World Rebirth. It should have made more money

When your niece wants to plan a Spiderman party for you, you're doing something right

Man, I need more sleep but that was an awesome game to watch

I don’t know what is wrong with you but I like it. Keep up the weird work, my dude

Starbucks is trash. I said what I said.

Pritzker: "It breaks my heart to report that we have been told ICE will try to disrupt community picnics and peaceful parades. Let's be clear -- the terror and cruelty is the point, not the safety of anybody living here."

“bartender, this sex on the beach needs more sand in awkward places.”

Who called it ejaculation and not ballistic?

AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”

Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."

Art of the deal.

🚨SPECIAL REPORTING #EpsteinFiles

We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.

Blumenthal: "My stomach turned when I heard the president of the United States characterize Vladimir Putin as his fabulously good friend. Vladimir Putin is a war criminal."

Hot milfs need love too.

What idiot called them “balls” when “dongles” was right there

tRump changed the voting machines, and yes Kamala won. Treason like we have never seen as tRump gives Alaska away to pUtin....MAGA is caused all this mess!!!

“What kind of loser volunteers to be an ICE officer?” Leguizamo asked. “What a moron. Dean Cain, your pronouns are Has/Been.” www.thewrap.com/john-leguiza...

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having sex is like riding a bike. i have definitely done both of those things

So let me get this straight. The FBI is blacking out Trump’s name in the Epstein files. Redacting the truth doesn’t erase it! Facts do not cease to exist because they’re covered up! Survivors scream the truth & get ignored Justice doesn’t come with a black marker. It comes with accountability!

He has spent 132 years worth of presidential paychecks playing golf – Just since January.

Crockett: My former colleagues from the Texas House—decided to get the hell out of Texas… breaking quorum is where they’re at right now. And they didn’t just do it by themselves—they went to Illinois, where there is a governor that gives a damn. This fight is going to take all of us.

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