Heard this fucken banger on the radio on my way home from work tonight 😍 youtu.be/15UffN8eilI?...

Storm made it out fine after her biopsies/anesthesia and is now recuperating in some sort of blanket cave? Whatever works. Just waiting on the results… 🤞

Thanks to everyone who donated and/or reposted for my cats surgery they just put her under and I’m sitting in my car in the pouring rain now staring at a tree…anyhow, this should take a few hours— I appreciate you guys ❤️

This is what happens when you don’t feed your cat for… *looks at clock* … 47 minutes. He’s going to play “stump the chef” by himself.

This is me bravely coming out as french canadian

#🪑Co let’s go 🫶 watch party October 12th 🍿

To all the TCC Tuggers joining the watch party how do we want to keep up with and be able to find each others skeets? #TheChairCompanyWatchParty is a bit long, #TheChairCompany too, no option for group chats on here and we don’t want skeets getting lost in super long threads. Whatdya think?

Every time I’m running late for anything I hear the Saved by the Bell theme playing in my head

Totally fair. Halloween just gives us a socially acceptable excuse to do what we wanted to do anyway—avoid people and eat snacks in the dark.

October is the month for closing all the curtains, turning out all the lights, and hiding behind the sofa. Absolutely nothing to do with Halloween, I just don't like the general public.

Add it to your calendars loves we’re doing a watch party! 🍷🍿

I love how no one helps that poor family in Poltergeist 1 or 2 but they all have rationalizations for this that are otherworldly and vague..

Good morning, I’m here to warn you of the dangers that can happen when switching to Decaf…

Sometimes I worry I might have forgot about Dre

How all of civilization looks like to me when Summer simply WILL NOT FUCKING END. #Soundgarden #BlackHoleSun #FuckingOctober …

ITS AI HATE DAY EVERYBODY!

Hey. Fellow sexy beasts. If y’all got a few dollars to spare? Can y’all help my homegirl out to make sure Storm is good? Because look at Storm. Adorbs. Let’s make sure Storm & Wendy are good. Thanks.

Can anyone help me with Storm’s expenses this week? She’s in poor health and going to a Specialist to be put under anesthesia on Wednesday but it’s gonna cost about $2,700. I need to figure out what’s wrong with her I just don’t make a lot. I only have Venmo— @wendy_lynne — even a re-skeet helps! ❤️

The ending of Poltergeist could not be more dramatic if it tried

Jimmy Kimmel…

This was set up by my brother to help his best friend 🥺 bsky.app/profile/theu...

Gaza tonight. Lovely to see. Hope it lasts.

It's been a while, so as a reminder: -Fuck ICE -Free Palestine -Homophobes, transphobes and racists fuck off -AI sucks -Defund the police is the compromise position -Immigrants rule and I don't care about "legal" If you have a problem with any of these, feel free to just block me (please)

My #ITYSL sticker bulletin board has now turned into a crime board wherein Tim Robinson chugging water is the prime suspect

Being a CEO is a tough job you have to keep up the illusion that you’re a special magic baby who deserves the best blankie every day

Why do we never play Night Crawlers anymore, huh?

When I’m walking behind people who are walking slower than me but not quite slowly enough for me to pass

‘Tis the Season! 🎃🎄

Pumpkin spy’s latté

My cat is doing that thing where she stalks me all around the house but she can’t talk so I don’t know why

Devastated to report that someone already bought trumprx.com and all the other TLDs. I was looking forward to some sweet, sweet scamming of people who forget to use .gov

If we live through all this, we need an article of the constitution that says “no branding”

OCTOBER 1ST

Why do bugs suddenly appear Every time you are near?🎶

oh look it’s “do I order groceries or just order dinner?” o’clock

Market Basket has the best whipped cream I don’t know if they’re putting crack in there or what

New level of laziness achieved: just used a back scratcher to get a tissue from the box that’s not even two feet away

Drop something REFLECTIVE 🪩🪞🖤

‘Rustic’ cooking just means you fucked up your knife cuts bro

Everything thats happening makes a lot of sense if the ruling class is worried about resources going forward and were trying to enslave the portion of the population they were unable to cull Couldnt be that tho

age yourself with a film you saw at the cinema as a kid.

This was me in Houston a decade ago and I’d love to do this dark hair again if I didn’t get those gold roots that made me look like a clown 😂

She just keeps eating leaves. She says she's not eating them, then we go to the vet the vet says, "Yeah, we found a bunch of leaves in there.”

Boosting again in case anyone is able to help 🖤

We love you Biff 🤍 @realbiffwiff.bsky.social

RIP Biff Wiff. We will miss you forever. Thank you for being our shirt brother.