I don’t care about your love language what’s your mortal sin

Im going eepy mode on these hoes

We are the daughters of the Maxxinistas you couldn’t burn

I have the oddest shoulder injury, its almost like i bruised the bone but theres no hinderance to movement or visible bruising, but somethings wrong, i can feel it. Maybe if i lived in a country with a healthcare system id find out but for now fuck it we ball

No greater shame then when my cat is sphinxed on my chest big purring and i sneeze and she runs off me like im a collapsing cliff face

You will not regret watching all of this. Not for one second.

True Detective S1 is just beat for beat Lethal Weapon with a buncha bullshit on top

God Is My Favorite Grandson

Man Rian Johnson is a fuckin all star

Ah yes, entering my Harry Nilsson era

Got the strongest urge to text my daughter that I bought her a donut except shes 3 and wont have a phone for as long as i can hold out

I aspire to one day join the ranks of Youtube Instructional Dads but for now i will seek their wisdom and offer them gratitude thru likes and subscribes

Rebar McEntire

Took a fully clothed (jeans AND socks!) nap today and it was the most comfortable I’ve ever been I am genuinely concerned

Bewitched cookie checking in

Grimdark Grinch origin story coming this week to HBO MAX

@weatherishappening.com got snow thats gotten noticeably wetter since it started around 9, steady fall, no rain tho (lowell)

That’s just how it is here tho

My daughter just stumbled upon reggaeton baby shark and they got mama shark dressed like a cholo this rocks

watching people like Charles Murray be (correctly!) horrified by the rise of people like Nick Fuentes is sort of bleakly funny. uh oh! maybe those hysterical libs had a point Chuck! maybe there was something there to worry about!

Personally if I was being followed by the it follows monster I’d fuck it

Its absolutely fucking insane that streaming services are so greedy that now you have ad free tiers

Got a new conspiracy theory if any of you are on reddit feel free to try and spread this one: Erica Kirk had her husband killed so she could step into the spotlight

Had absolutely no idea Bedazzled was Harold Remis. Did already know that Elizabeth Hurley was Break Your Neck hot in it tho

Extremely windy halloween 10/10 on spooky vibes plus both my kids are exhausted hell yeah

There was a bug in my rice :(((

Landa is such an all timer portrayal of a nazi bc he’s perfectly courteous and polite right up until he isnt and waltz is so good at playing that courtesy sincerely

Catch me committing voter fraud at the BMAs bc Im trying to vote for all my friends

Like many others I started playing music because I had a passion for social media marketing, emailing playlist curators for inclusion, and video editing

If you are anti child in any way I just dont take you seriously. Its the same w people who insist overpopulation is a real issue- you’re fundamentally misunderstanding the circumstances of our current situation and the only thing to be done with you is distract you with jangling keys and disregard u

Single parents are the toughest people on earth

Does it make you feel better to post?

Black chevy express with two year expired government plates on the connector lmao ofc

In a just world Taylor Swift wouldve been a successful product manager for hydroflask who played at her local bar and grill on Saturday nights

Long dark moooooooooooooon

Everything thats happening makes a lot of sense if the ruling class is worried about resources going forward and were trying to enslave the portion of the population they were unable to cull Couldnt be that tho

Two shows in Octubre 10/17 our first time in Providence with @girthcontrol69.bsky.social @jokersrepublic.bsky.social and So Many Dangers 10/18 Punktoberfest at thirstys with a million bands, all ages till 10pm!

My daughter likes to play ring around the rosy with our flagpole but bc of her toddler voice the song becomes “ring around the rosy, parker parker posy, asses asses we all fall DOWN”

And so we cha cha on, sliding to the left, borne ceaselessly back now y’all

After reading i dont even know how many words on Jason Molina by @lukeoneil47.bsky.social he finally clicked for me and man, what a gift

The karma police should be defunded

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

This is far and away the best essay ive read about brand new

Hubie Halloween is surprisingly good, god bless Julie Bowen for being willing to be just an absolute freak

I think that’s enough of everything for all of time. yeah i think that should do it! thanks, terrible job everyone

They should invent a Dance Yrself Clean with the vocals on top

Come see the first time we are too loud for providence!!!

Mass Pikin’ for a couple big Nu England gigs this October! 🏁10/3 at Deep Cuts in Medford MA with Pink Slip, Blame It on Whitman and Cheer Camp 🍻10/17 at Alchemy in PVD RI with So Many Dangers, @knockover.city and @jokersrepublic.bsky.social

Knives Out is the perfect movie of the pre covid trump era