Are the pups of pupstruction union?

Kill The Man Who Cringes

Your nihilism and your cynicism is cowardice

The mountain goats are, at this point, indie rock Steely Dan

It is the sixth anniversary of the release of this record! Its our hardcore record, it is probably our most accessible release. Go check it tf out if you haven’t and for the love of god if you like it please buy one

DTF St. Louis is doing something really special that I’m loving and @seantcollins.com at Decider is essential companion reading

The original TJ’s logo is an almost direct rip on Nintendo

Iron Will - from back when Disney made live action novel ip films starring Brian Cox and Kevin Spacey

Ive completely lost control of bedtime

At the point in my life where I gotta google if baby jane doe dies before I continue with this season

I only recently encountered the phrase “nibling” and its the platonic ideal of something that is in no way racist and yet it feels like it is

I am sadder and more laden with grief than I have ever been, I no longer know how to relate to my loved ones, I feel trapped behind glass with a crushing weight bearing down upon me. There is no relief besides my kids and there is no way to improve the situation, I am in no danger but gosh it sucks

“What type of stuffy you want?” What types do you have? “I have cool ones and I have pretty ones” I would love a cool one [quizzical] “But the pretty ones are much prettier” Fuckin yeah no shit kid

All the dads vibe hard when Down Under hits the market basket speakers

I just want 220 bpm bangers where the main melody line sounds like the trunk of a 1999 dodge intrepid rattling off the hinges

Weird that all the shows about aging dads started using songs from my youth. Weird call to use young guy music in that sort of thing.

Noah Wyle has such a good bellow

Commenting “Brother, you’re rich in all the ways that matter” under a tiktok of a kid having a fit in a walmart

Dr Robby dogg I think you got ptsd you should probably talk to someone

I’m only halfway through s1 but it seems that every mother on The Pitt is a raging cunt, none moreso than abortion girls mom

Its awesome, to me, that Ive washed two comforters and four sets of sheets today bc my daughter has a mysterious stomach bug that leads her to vomit with absolutely no warning or leadup

Every car salesman is marketing by posting ai images of themselves that inexplicably have the same art style as building 19 1/2

Its only Emo if it comes from the Emo region of America otherwise its just Sparkling Whine

The Craig series gets all the love but Pierce Brosnan’s Bond is delightfully unhinged

Just did this with Björk’s post, the lion king tonie, and the go dog go theme song

Enjoy these two horrifying illustrations from my daughters current favorite books

If I had known streaming was the endpoint of p2p file sharing I wouldn’t have taken that deal. I should be checking my PO box for bootleg bside collections I got from a guy who goes by LoneRangers88 on a forum for Steely Dan fans called “Daniacs” Napster was a mistake

Still mystified by the 1k streams on Ghost Meat 9/7/25 to 9/9/25 - a song haven’t played live or promoted in any way since 2019. Nothing else in our catalog comes even close to this many streams and i cant dig up a blog post or playlist or tiktok post that would explain it

BADDADAN BADDADAN BADDADAN

Crushed by the weight

🎶 “Wont you lend your funds to me, mine are for taxes” 🎶

You’re all too online

My daughter recently asked if someone was a “boy or girl or people or octopus” so idk if anyone in the community is holding it down for the octopi but

Erin go braless

They’re going to have to create a new HyperTrauma to label whatever complex the Kirk Children will have

Man I love reading books to kids, will absolutely find somewhere to volunteer to do that once I have free time again

No one wants to take or has taken this from you, everyone is happy it exists- have a pub lunch today

Told my portugese coworker that its crazy no one has cared enough about them to create a slur and he was genuinely dumbfounded

Come see us tonight in lowell, next week in portsmouth, and/or the week after that in allston

In The Telltale Head Jimbo is very “lesbian socially adopting younger boy” coded

Struck by how insane it is to have believed at 13 that the world is run by a cabal of rich pedophiles only to mature to believe that its more nuanced than that only to have my initial assumption proven correct with overwhelming evidence

You never hear about people whose mouths are writing checks that their ass can cash

Everyone’s mystified by this but theyre both New York Guys, of course trump loves him

Running out of room for all this fucking snow

GOTTA GET THE WEED & BEER

The aura around the Market Basket donut cabinet is incredible

Its funny that ive done as much drugs as i have (quite a lot) and still nyquil fucks me up like the first time. Love my og

Its only Emo if it comes from the Emo region of America otherwise its just Sparkling Whine

Annoying taylor swift fans are just the white girl flavor of annoying tool fans

Made the mistake of putting if you seek amy on my white girl bangers playlist and its been on a loop in my head going on four days now