Ranch dressing is fucking disgusting

successfully convinced the nuggie that the biggest ownage of her mom is putting on her pull ups and pajamas

Zohran Mamdani and the NYC Department of Consumer and Worker Protection have announced a "Click to Cancel" rule. The rule would make NYC the first city in the nation to ban subscription traps and force companies to make it just as easy to cancel subscriptions as it is to enroll.

“Have you ever hugged an Italian person before?” is, by far, Bryan Adams’ lamest song

it's funny af melania decided to pull the pin on a grenade and then just walk away without answering any questions idk wtf i just watched but i appreciate chaos when i see it

Huh.

gotta distract that my hubby is royally fucking up in iran by bringing up my hubby's bff jeffrey epstein

lol you have casual correspondences with ghislaine maxwell but you don't have any relationship with her wtf is you saying

JUST NOW: House Democrats were set to try to pass a resolution to halt Trump's war with Iran — but the Republican presiding over the session, Chris Smith of New Jersey, gaveled out without calling on Rep. Glenn Ivey, who going to introduce the resolution. Democrats shouted in protest.

susan collins is over 6'6" wow that's wild

The DNC Resolutions Committee has passed my resolution to hold Trump Administration officials legally accountable for their crimes. Assuming the whole packet passes on Friday, it will become the official position of the national Democratic Party.

Gov. Pritzker: "I know the Republicans say Democrats aren't patriotic. We're more patriotic. We believe in this country more than they do. They're tearing down the laws. They're operating in an unconstitutional fashion. They elected somebody who is ruining our democracy."

it is kind of funny that magic the gathering has an expansion coming out that just straight up mugged harry potter

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

all this time to prepare a post the day after the fact and didn't even bother to come with an answer to the question is giving the game away a little bit

i hope i'm wrong but my first gut instinct after 2026 was that 2028 is going to have its first dyed in the wool groyper GOP candidate. i thought it was vance, but now i'm convinced it's going to be tucker carlson and that gives me nausea.

using the political leverage that you have with a major american political party to threaten Ls (that they also do not take credit for) instead of securing Ws first is not the way to go about business, but nevertheless,

I’d also suggest that some of this “bring your dog everywhere” vibe feels like guilt for not prioritizing taking your dog to parks, playing and connecting with them regularly and for adequate durations. Taking your dog to Trader Joe’s with you isn’t bonding. You need to go play fetch for 40 mins.

Character of the Day: Eedy Karn

Florida Republican Jay Collins left the state Senate to get appointed LG to set him up to run for governor. How's it all going? Democrats flipped his old seat, DeSantis still refuses to endorse him, and now Collins is blaming his poor showing in surveys on "suppression polling."

Loooooool whiskey pete it’s time brother they need one of us in wreckage

CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

Remember when he said hamburder that one time

Can’t imagine how Vance’s sales pitch of, “don’t let Brussels tell you who to vote for, let the American VP tell you who to vote for,” didn’t work

Scorsese has been cited a lot but at no point in The Departed does anyone have an appealing life

A viewer named Debbie got the phrase “nut cuttin time down on the ranch” banned from my program. Debbie ruined it for everyone.

you hated them while they were happening!!!

The “pasta alla forma” in its original recipe of creamed pasta in a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano seasoned for at least 24 months, whose surface is set on fire with grappa before the preparation. [📹 vera.vettorato] Original post

The duality of man:

Bugs Bunny is a truest adherent to the teachings of Thelema, but we’re not ready to have that conversation

90 deals in 90 days is just three Papa John’s (30 pizzas in 30 days) that is possible

lol ok I saw race-communism time to collect the badge and sidearm you’re off the pundit beat go home weirdo

Backstreet Boys > *NSYNC based solely on the fact that BSB got the top shelf Max Martin songs

Rex Tillerson is either laughing his ass off or there so many holes in the drywall wherever he is

Bobby Entertainment Lee takes another L

Avignon Coca-Cola is Pepsi Avignon Subway is Jersey Mike’s Avignon Big Mac is The Whopper Avignon LaCroix is Polar

give to caesar salads what belongs to caesar salads

The Washington Post thinks you flush your toilet too often 🫵

threatening ronald with an avignon big mac (a whopper)

lol so we're learning about ave maria, florida oh yeah the pizza guy made a city of like, 10k people who can't wrap it up or wear shorts out near immokalee

i understand what they're saying, but i also choose to believe one of colby's boys took a morning star off the wall and started swinging it around

Florida - Senate Polling: 🔴 Moody: 43% 🔵 Vindman: 40% PPP / April 3, 2026 (Vindman Internal)

rofl sean hannity giving a shout out to the brave mujahideen fighters

lol the last one is all you need to see to know they’ve learned nothing about anything

[thousand yard stare, taking a drag] we will be back. the world wants and is constructed in such a way that transitioning from the us not being a global hegemon to whatever comes after that is fucking difficult and if America elects a series of people that aren’t total psychos the world comes back

No one likes to miss the point of what you're saying in order to nitpick the way you say it like a BlueSky user who doesn't follow you.

during gaza bibi was being coy about just going somewhere else (russia) to get their guns and bombs if biden was going to turn the spigot off reliable allies don’t really do that

there’s some needle to be threaded between “bibi is going to try and get the united states to attack iran” and “the united states holds the button and you’re solely responsible if you press it to put these things in motion” blame falls on trump but bibi is not blameless