Smokey went to rehab on his way back to his home planet

Bluesky is not "dying", in fact it's about to become the next Martha's Vineyard

My old person hill to die on is you need to say “hello” and “thank you” to people working in any service industry. Treat people like people, you have to

Jared Harris as Hari Seldon is load bearing for this show, straight up Still can’t entirely decouple myself from the idea that this isn’t Foundation at all despite the show being called Foundation

Does anyone else feel a sense of obligation (mostly to Taco Bell) that whenever there is a smallish new promotional item you must at least try it? Taco Bell does the best job of making fast food tapas for promos in a way that the others don’t.

It’s cliche to cite Wilde but this is, and has always been, social media 101 and you’re just lying to yourself if you believe this isn’t the case: “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

lol no one is making you stay here. go back to X then jfc this navel gazing bullshit is so exhausting. just leave. no one actually cares if some mid writer stays or leaves a social media site. staying bc 10k followers makes them a decent sized fish in a small pond.

I want to get sleeves on both arms but with temporary tattoos I think it would be fun to pretend for an hour or two that I have a ton of tattoos but no actual commitment

"who was president from March 2020-January 20, 2021?" is one of the most fiercely contested questions in American politics

Those two parts of eyes without a face when it gets good whips

Topo Chico Ranch Water the best hard seltzer

Lmao

Novel gustatory experience is going to stay with me ngl

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

What about a professional class that drapes itself in the cultural markers of 90s country songs?

Stuck on that stuff post lawn mowing/yard work Memorial Day weekend baybay

Miller Lite is mid and only at its best when served in a pitcher at a bar from a tap that’s about it

Stuck on that stuff that’ll make you cough like Grievous

At a wedding (wife’s side) a little old Italian woman (some aunt) told me while watching basketball that, “how do they not get injured, they’re so tall!” I think about this all time while watching Wemby and Chet

Best part of this whole thing is that he doesn’t actually do the math problem

Ok so Arnies got 3 buff boi children: Noah cinteneo, the small, good hearted, good at government one Adam ritchson, the big dumb one who is good at killing and that’s it Alexander skarsgaard, the bad one who is bad Everyone dies, Conan’s empire crumbles to dust

C’mon Discourse, you’re being very un-Memorial Day Weekend Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Biggest weakness, biggest weakness…. I think maybe I love America *too much*?

Fox poll: 71% of registered voters disapprove of Trump's handling of the economy 76% disapprove of Trump's handling of inflation 61% disapprove of trump's overall job performance 77% say the economy is in bad shape 51% say their family's finances are worse now than two years ago

there was a show on nickelodeon that just had kids playing tug of war and basic team based games you'd see at a family reunion and it had cuba gooding jr's brother on it and it we fucking loved that shit

[sagely] people need to play more team sports

Tbh I don’t have any actual intelligent opinion on AI but I do understand people are going to fucking hate a product that rich assholes have decided to pitch by telling people to respect them and their future robot overlords

Lawyer: but that fantasy… wasn’t final, was it? please for the jury, just *what* final fantasy where you playing? Person on the stand: fifteen Lawyer: no further questions

Every time there’s a shooting and they list the arsenal of weapons they had in their home I always think about how expensive owning 30+ firearms must be

We had a Joe Rogan of the left, she was Oprah

Ngl I kind of assumed the mayors of cities involved in big time sporting events just get their shit comped anyways

This always comes up during this discussion, but do not look at the Heart without proper eyewear

[rockwell man dot pdf] Trump is, in fact, uniquely bad and that does not diminish other messed up things the US or previous Presidents have done

MY generation drank from the BLOG HOUSE. we didn't TALK to GIRLS, we listened to GIRL TALK. we grew up in the HOOD INTERNET. we didn't survive lead runoff, we survived HIPSTER RUNOFF. a time when boys were BOYS NOIZE

two great things that go great together: sam altman x jared leto

the xenomorph, obviously. i would simply trap it without issue, store it where it wouldn’t create an issue, and then sell it to the highest bidder. very simple, very lucrative, and no negative downstream consequences.

By far the best pro wrestling experience I’ve had was being at NXT in the early 2010s and telling people this group called the Wyatt Family was like, the Swamp Ministry of Darkness and it’s dope as hell

How do yall know about lolicon i thought i was all fucked up by the internet and this shit drops and like wtf dude I ain’t seen this I’m happier not knowing

Trump Has Averaged a Whopping 19 Truth Social Posts a Day in 2026: Report

SW made the decision to be Sandbox Property where the universe is the canvas, and that comes with its own set of pros and cons, just as the opposite decision has pros and cons. Dune (all six books) is essentially the story of the House Atreides in different forms Foundation is about The Foundation

i would like to see lindelof's jedi reformation movie and agree that mandalorian and grogu is the better road for the future of the franchise

Marie Antoinette at the Trianon Estate at least had the decency not to put in writing cosplaying as a worker was giving her a deeper insight into the world

two fairly useful heuristics: 1) if someone is talking about cutting income taxes it is not For You 2) if someone is talking about cutting payroll taxes they are trying to shred the safety net

I am so tired of the incredibly dishonest elision between income taxes and payroll taxes that is happening in the Xeets below

“taxation is theft” merging with treatlerism to make my eyes bulge out of their sockets

lol these have to be the two most intense Games 1 & 2 of the WCF

“It’s not even the dystopian butter?”

Great charity shop find

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...