Bench Tua this journey is over he is ass

God I’m so sick of this piece of shit

everything currently happening squeezes the burbs more than they’ve ever been the target of in a while we can get get those numbers up

FL alone has 5.5mil republicans, 4.1mil democrats, 3.3mil indies and ~450k minor parties registered in 2025 and a sizable number the indies are typically indie here bc the GOP isn’t conservative *enough*

every week every single ranked SEC team plays another ranked SEC team somehow and then you look at the big ten to see ohio state and indiana both playing purdue for the 3rd time this year

Ok does this NYT op-ed writer have any good takes at this point The south votes the way it does because it likes the GOP and maybe grapple with that

Ngl if I was an MLB closer how do you not ride with the semisonic song and embrace the shit

did anyone ever figure out what the hell was going on with gaetz and that nestor kid

[in the theater with my wife, our first night at the movies since having our child] “That’s Scott Runningman, the Running Man.”

pumpkin spice dental dam

Which is to say in addition to the problem of influencer talent market there is the problem of the influenced customer market.

It’s wild that they’re all twisting themselves into knots because they embraced Cernovich Thought about labeling your opponents as child molesters and it’s backfiring so bad it’s existential to their coalition

Genuinely curious whether social media, specifically Bluesky, matters in shaping anything in the real world. I’m told it does bc amplifying rage bait means people at NYT will print more bc they’re staring a BS feed doing the sickos meme. But in any other context this doesn’t so what is it man.

If you’re counting the months of someone’s age, you might be a pedophile

this is the kind of person you do not want running amok and pissing in the tent

a notable thing in the Epstein correspondence is that Larry Summers is asking him to be a wingman, how to get girls, and so forth, at the same time as Larry Summers' wife is writing to him about Lolita and My Antonia.

Yeah this trick only works when enough people aren’t informed enough about him “fixing” the problems that he himself created now it’s just dipshit backtracking on his dipshit ideas

I just want to see this bad boy in a house with a cat or a toddler and they may think about some flaws in the design

Make the son of a bitch deny it.

leader of the free world gave dome, sloppy toppy, full meatmouth, went south of the border to go tongue spelunking, puffing peter, tooting skin flute, and you’re laughing. a former potus hitting the current potus’s tonsils like a speed bag and all you have are jokes. smdh this site. these people.

THROATUS

does anyone cyberbully him on truth social

If I want to speak to the devil I got ouija at home in the closet I ain’t no sucker paying for premium

“Live laugh love” Book of Caeitlyn 24:73

Damn that Bluey episode where they sell the house but then don’t is an episode

Reagan running his hair back with his hand and uttering the most suggestive, “well” anyone has ever heard

its friday

lol I’m a dumbass on the Internet and even I can tell a reduction in inflation is not deflation

I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo

this is genuinely disgusting

Why does his face keep getting weirder and weirder

nyt top brass, scrolling their feeds: oh yeah, the people on bluesky fucking *hate* this nuzzi piece sulz: good, good. everything is going as foreseen. we must continue the nuzzi stories forthwith! we must have more, more!

rfk jr literally just did ricky fitts from american beauty and it fucking worked on her smh

No notes bro

RFK Jr. still uses psychedelics, & even smoked DMT, a powerful drug on which people are known to have what feel like near-death experiences, he told Olivia Nuzzi. That’s just one of the revelations in her forthcoming book “American Canto.” (I preordered)

Suspensions used to be badges of honor smh what happened to my posters we need to bring back the warrior ethos

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

Hey fun fact the guy just wrote that Nuzzi piece is the son of Carl Bernstein and Nora Ephron

So I just had the funniest work conversation I will probably ever have,

lol and also rewatching it enough to get frustrated over the internet and wanting to just grab the fucking hammer and do it myself

incorrect. this is True Poasting. being deranged is part of the deal.

suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein

constantly comparing the epstein allegations to the russia allegations is such a tell on multiple levels.

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Turns out I got an Alex Jones impression in me and almost killed my wife from laughter saying that Putin got pics of goddamn President giving dome to Bubba Clinton

If I were at the NYT I would’ve simply not posted but they all have the souls of poasters and that just ain’t in em