holy shit did we dodge a bullet by not doing American wizarding world schools bc my god I can think of two major parts of American mysticism that this lady would’ve just… my god she would’ve been so fucking awful

She’s auditioning for the American Adrian Chiles and idk form isn’t there, some things are off, the telling on themselves. Gonna be a no for me, dawg. 5/10.

Dawg I am a fucking dirtbag and even I wouldn’t do this shit that’s how disgusting this is. It’s a hotel coffee pot bro OTHER PEOPLE ARE USING YOUR DIPSHIT COFFEE WASHING MACHINE how inconsiderate is this gonna give people fucking hepatitis or some shit

I was tapped to be the director the department of card games for a change in the meta now that ICE got nerfed

I’m so old I remember when the game ICO originally got middling reviews

USA USA USA USA

Goddamnit why were they playing not to lose

Michael Tracey has been publicly smearing and attacking Epstein victims Tara Palmeri asks him: “Are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims?” He then fakes audio issues and claims he can’t hear her question

I’m glad the term dirtbag left stopped bc the people that have some scorchers are in fact not dirtbags but seem to have not actually interacted with the real world that is teeming with dirtbags

You need an ID to vote for American Idol You need an ID to register for battle dot net You need an ID to get your Subway card punched

The dirty little secret with all of this is that the employers of illegal immigrants *love* the current system of labor without any rights or recourse whatsoever

lmao at that time Hegseth went full Bill Paxton in Aliens when he said he ran the simulations and we lose to China every time

you’re talking to amber glenn about what it’s like being an Olympic athlete I’m talking to amber glenn and seeing her takes on the mtg meta we are not the same

are we really “second time as farcing” a red brown alliance via shitposting

Dawkins did more harm than good at this point

Watching the Olympics as an American:

What kind of site for 38 year olds is this if I haven’t seen anything related to this jank ass movie on the timeline

They’ve tracked down that dumb “aipac tracker” account.. To this lady living in Germany. And her connections to various leftists .. Huh.

Got to the Feanor segment of the Silmarillion:

battle dot net are you all insane why would i ever want to appear online i'm just grinding on the ladder i do not want hate dms from randos that lost

Always hated Potsie

lol dawg normally you keep that shit at the country club

dawg look at my liberal media i am going to competitive authoritarianism 😭 😭 😭

[whispers] the media absolutely put their thumbs on the scale in the 2016 general as well and pretending the comey letter or really any media narrative put forth doesn’t move the needle is doing their work for them

Alright I’ll bite: what is the actual foreign policy regarding Taiwan You know we keep this shit vague af bc it’s kind of a real bad scenario that both parties involved seem to want to kick the can down the road on

That kind of coordination you see there is what the Epstein story is actually about at a macro scale

Florida is a cesspool of corruption.

The Silmarillion so far reads like Edith Hamilton’s Mythology (laudatory)

Dude no one prepares you for potty training successfully and their size ratio bro how tf are they so big when they’re so small they must lose 5lbs per trip good god

Lmao I could’ve caught a charge theoretically for downloading “my own worst enemy” on mp3

Yes I like being called big dog absolutely I’ll do whatever you say

You ever fuck your shoulder blade up so bad you can feel all of your upper body is connected and in pain

Stable liberal social democracy is good for business, more and more people are saying it.

lol the spot where the double lamps were overlapping in arda is the most primo spot and it's over water and there's an island where the valar party hardy is pretty funny actually

"tarkin tells vader not to kill an admiral on the imperial joint chiefs, while in a board meeting, discussing the situation that they lost the death blueprints like less than 48 hours ago. tarkin is his boss."

narrator: it was far-fetched at this point

Gandalf sat idle, puffing the withered remains in his pipe, lost in thought. He searched his mind of reprobates who might, by chance, possess the much sought herb of the Southfarthing that he, at this time, lacked. Finally, a name emerged. “McDape. Yes. Perhaps Brondo can swing through.”

He's convinced me: we should NOT run on "trans surgeries for every child," and instead run on "leave those people alone you fucking weirdos."

[nsync voice] I’m ripping massive farts when I eat stew But when there is a shart I feel so blue And no matter what I do I feel the pain When I eat dark rouxs

On chapter 3 of this thing and when am I going to representation for my people (the hobbits)

Oh word we doing LOTR Discourse as I’m doing the Silmarillion damn we are a hive mind that’s wild

Imagine if major media outlets accurately reported all the batshit things Republicans said. And imagine if they did the thing they do with Democrats where one ridiculous position becomes representative of the entire party.

it's this, 100%. it is the bias in the presentation and the understanding that by presenting the quote the way they presented it that they are trying to perpetuate an existing bias and craft a narrative about a potential candidate that they wouldn't necessarily otherwise do.

This is going to backfire spectacularly and this may actually be the thing that propels her more than hurts her. Media does not understand how hated they are by the average Democratic voter.

RIP Bobby D, you made one of the ur-texts for understanding Boomer dads and why they are the way they are.

Me after we win: "Your side lost. By the logic you have decided you will follow, we will now crush your weak culture of exclusion and dominance and replace it with the stronger culture of plurality and inclusion. Your children will know your world only by stories, and theirs will know only ours."

You know, LOTR is kind of fucked up because Heaven exists, you get there by boat, and then the Elves are like, “Sorry VIPs only everyone else have fun dying lmao.”

“It’s in some form of Word text, I can’t read it.” “There are few who can,” replied Gandalf. “The language is that of Wingdings, which I will not utter here, because even I don’t know what the fuck to make of it. It was always a stupid gimmick.”

Oh my word 👽