The Dispossessed The Color of Distance Network Effect Good Omens used to be a slam dunk entry on this list, but Someone had to ruin it.

Say a group of friends is making their own Top 100 Best Novels List. Your friends ask you for your recommendations. What are the first three books that come to mind? No overthinking. Share the first three greats that hit you.

well that explains some things

I have never kickstarted anything until this and it is because this is the best comic I have ever read.

Also woken up by this blasted thing

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: Lower Decks Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Futurama Dungeon Meshi Steven Universe Tuca and Bertie Bojack Horseman 30 Rock Brooklyn 99 The Good Place The Life of Birds Samurai Champloo Cowboy Bepop

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving

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ah yes, the two genders

a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”

Raffi has ALWAYS been real as fuck

On the one hand, my god I have never loved my Canadian passport more. On the other hand, this fucking sucks.

We did the thing again, and also added the rule that you have to bury the old one in the garden for maximum luck.

the human body is a scam!!

You crit your joke “I’ll just persuade him not to fight me” roll and now the DM has to act out the Big Bad being nice to you instead of the huge set piece fight they spent months designing

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

I know - I know!! - the answer to the hideous cult of personality destroying the world is not a different cult of personality, but fuck me this guy has got it

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Would.

on January 6th, while attempting to overthrow an election, multiple rioters wore Nazi paraphernalia. they declared their intent to murder elected officials. the right stood steadfastly behind them and are now more powerful than ever. you can stand behind someone waving a Mexican flag.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

LET’S FUCKING GO I know people at UBC talk to me if you want to go into chem or pharma

At the sight of blackbirds Flying in a green light, Even the bawds of euphony Would cry out sharply Motherfucker.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

I'm just going to put this here in case anyone else is also insane

This was a really great day to not be able to look at my phone for almost the whole day.

I love dumb traditions we just made up!! They are the only worthwhile traditions.

Ahh I finally get it! It’s called The Onion because it makes Alex Jones cry!

So it goes.

All right bitches I am watching election coverage on the actual news in a Chili’s in the Calgary airport, how many Bad Choices can I make before I have to get on a plane

Hello, it’s me, the dumbest person in the entire world, buying iced tea and dried fruit at the gas station.

I was wondering why my Bluesky feed was suddenly all furry art then realized I was on the Discover tab. I thought all the furries were on mastodon though?

I feel like this man vs bear discourse is missing the point a bit: yes a culture that assumes all men are predators on the basis of their gender is bad, actually, but the solution is not solely “men stop being predatory.”

HAPPY NEW MURDERBOT DAY

okay fine hello I joined the other billionaire's website