Who at Twins TV thought that was a good idea? But to be honest, it was a fitting conclusion to a brutal season that was defined by poor decisions.

Twins fans have been fed some version of this for 30-plus years. I've finally had my fill. SELL. THE. TEAM!

Apparently, Jimmy Fallon has never heard a musical guest he didn't love because his reaction is always the same: "That is how you DO IT!!!" He's an excitable puppy that you'll never house train. He's an insufferable corporate shill.

Instead of performing their constitutional duties as the state's attorney general, Andrew Bailey, Eric Schmitt and Josh Hawley did irreparable harm to Missouri with their frivolous lawsuits whose only purpose was to score brownie points with Donald Trump and the MAGA faithful.

I found the culprit:

Happy #rapture day! If nothing else, maybe this will shorten the line at Joe’s Kansas City barbecue.

This is a pretty good list, @billboard.com, but you omit Elton John's surprise appearance at @farmaid.org in 1990 in Indianapolis, where he dedicated "Candle in the Wind" for 18-year-old Ryan White. Elton was at Ryan's bedside when he died the next day of AIDS. It was a beautiful tribute to Ryan.

Like many journalists of my vintage, “All the President’s Men” (the book and the film) partly inspired my career choice. Though I think “The Sting” is Robert Redford’s best performance. RIP to a legend.

Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.

As Gov. Kehoe, President Pro Tem O'Laughlin, & Speaker Patterson cower to demands from Washington D.C. to further gerrymander our state, Missourians will be left with diminished representation, disenfranchisement, & more divisive politics. This power grab to subvert democracy is wrong for Missouri.

I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.

Pray with your feet, America.

This is the only way I will watch a @twinsbaseball.bsky.social game now.

It had to Temwa Chawinga. TAKE A BOW!

In the first damn minute.

In memory of John Graham Mellor aka Joe Strummer, born on this day in 1952 in Ankara, Turkey. Photo by Richard Bella #punk #punks #punkrock #joestrummer #theclash #history #punkrockhistory #otd

If Democratic politicians do not fight this because it's a "distraction," it will simply happen. They need to get in front of every mic and say that we will not allow Trump to destroy American history. He wants a culture war? GIVE HIM ONE. There are no distractions. Have every fight.

Now neither Gene Siskel’s nor Roger Ebert’s former employer has a film critic on staff. 👎🏻 👎🏻 www.thewrap.com/chicago-trib...

Eighty years ago today, Aug. 19, 1945, my father, Army Sgt. Louis Schmitz, was a member of Gen. Douglas MacArthur’s honor guard as the commander of Allied forces in the Pacific met with Japanese officials in Manila City Hall to negotiate the terms of Japan’s surrender to end World War II. 🧵

I’m going to assume this wasn’t purchased at the team store.

The same night, the KC Current match was delayed several times because of heat and humidity. Baseball would never consider doing that, but it should for the safety of fans and players alike.

That spot and the Let It Be house should be national landmarks.

Shocking. Who’d have thought an auctioneer from the Ozarks who didn’t graduate college would be unqualified to run the revenue collecting agency of the richest country on earth?

There is no more perfect metaphor for this administration, half-assing every single thing it does.

Sadly, you’d be hard-pressed to find heroes like Jim Lovell these days. May he rest in peace. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/s...

As a matter of principle, I refuse to recognize any Freaky Friday but the 1976 Barbara Harris-Jodie Foster original. The freakiest part is to think Jodie Foster filmed it the same year she did Taxi Driver.

Such is life for a Minnesota sports fan. Now, it's the Vikings' turn to disappoint us.

Everything must go. No reasonable offer refused.

I read a book about gay people and became gay and then I read a book about straight people and became straight again and then I read a book about Australians and became Australian and then I read a book about Bigfoot and became Bigfoot. Book-banners are weak knuckleheads.

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be theonion.com/christi...

Says “you cannot take away health care from working people” and says he’ll vote to do exactly that in the same statement. Josh Hawley is a sociopath.

#ArtistFave90s #MusicChallenge Day 7 Teenage Fanclub Sparky’s Dream “This band’s got more hooks than a tackle box.” Comment on video & I couldn’t have said it better www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK_C...

Hegseth: "President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history, and it was a resounding success." Move over D Day!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Hey, Clayton Kershaw: "Thou shalt not be an asshole." — Me, 1:1

Compensating. 🤏🍆

So “pro-life.”

💯💯💯💯💯💯

If this is how this administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, to cooks, and to day laborers throughout California and across the country. We will hold this administration accountable.

They’re freeloaders (but they’re kidnapping them at their jobs) and they’re a burden on the country (but they’re using their tax info to track them down) and they’re only trying to deport the “illegals” (but they’re seeking people out at immigration hearings)

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

It says a lot about @notredame.bsky.social athletic director Pete Bevacqua’s priorities that he decides to golf with Trump while the president has taken a sledgehammer to higher education in the United States. www.nytimes.com/athletic/641...

Now, more than ever

Give 'em hell, J.D.!

I know where I would like them to go, and it ain’t the White House. 😈🔥

Real birds throttle make-believe birds. #RockChokeJayhawk gocreighton.com/news/2025/5/...

Demote Royce Lewis to St. Paul.