For the longest time I thought Hamnet was just people misspelling Hamlet.

There’s stupid. And there’s really fucking stupid. And only once you’ve journeyed to the deepest depths of stupidity, then there’s Lauren Boebert.

We gotta do something about satire news accounts because if you haven’t noticed the world is so bananas that it’s not immediately obvious that it’s fake. I just saw a post that The Rizzler commented on Iran and I fully believed it because that’s something that WOULD happen.

According to my son the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Donatello, Pond, Mariana, and Tim. 1 out of 4 ain’t bad.

Cuomo was favored to be NYC mayor when nobody even knew who Mamdani was. Zohran went on to beat him twice with no support from the Democratic establishment. Gavin Newsom isn’t inevitable.

I hope they’re doing well

Republicans: not everything has to be political Also Republicans: SHOWING GAY PEOPLE ON TV IS A SCHEME BY THE DEMOCRATS TO RUIN OUR KIDS

So what if he’s a pedophile and a rapist? At least we have an economy that sucks.

Good luck explaining away this dementia episode, MAGA.

They know exactly what they’re doing.

I just found out about Stephanie from Survivor’s extreme anti-Semitism. Watching the video it’s not even subtle or possibly a misinterpretation — it’s fucking blatant and unapologetic. It’s insane that they cast her on Season 50. What a fucking disappointment.

Yes this blizzard sucks but if you think about it like it’s also a little fabulous

BUT HE STOLE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! Visit the link in our bio for the full episode and details on how to apply for STARCADE! ⭐️ #gameshow #audienceparticipation #partygame #movies #nickcage

Wait nobody told me the Olympics was sick 🔥🤟

We have all knowledge from human history at our fingertips and yet I’m searching things like “Why do we say ‘under the sea’ when the sea is the water? Isn’t the earth at the bottom of the ocean the ‘under’?”

“I didn’t vote for this” bitch yes you fucking did and don’t pretend you didn’t

The Supreme Court struck down Trump’s tariffs, but this ruling won’t undo the damage to Americans paying higher prices on everything from groceries to housing. Any refunds must end up in the pockets of the Americans who were illegally cheated out of their money by Donald Trump.

I hope he’s having a shitty day ♥️

Supreme Court rules that Trump's sweeping emergency tariffs are illegal https://cnn.it/3MUK2Zs

This week a world leader was jailed for attempting a coup and a rich scumbag was arrested for pedophilia and 👏 SOMEHOW 👏 NEITHER 👏 OF 👏 THEM 👏 WAS 👏 DONALD 👏 FUCKING 👏 TRUMP 👏

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There are so many photos of Trump with Epstein and in every one Trump looks thrilled and Epstein looks like he’s mumbling “not this fucking guy”

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My core four going into #Survivor 50

Idk why I have this video on my phone or when I’ll ever use it, so I share it now with you

Clothing tags are getting out of hand. Pulled this monstrosity off my son’s shirt. They’re getting longer and even more uncomfortable. I propose we replace these scrolls with a smaller tag just showing a QR code you can scan for all that information if you need it. Let’s heal the world together 🙌

Lawyer for Renee Good's family: There has been no outreach at all from the United States government to the Renee Good family. We have asked for the government to preserve all the evidence in this case. They are not responding to us.

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When Donald Trump dies, I promise to treat his death with the same level of respect that he shows for others who disagree with him.

Pro: In America, anyone can become president Con: In America, anyone can become president

Massie: "She didn't answer anything. She came here ready to talk about the Dow Jones and the Nasdaq, which seems kind of crazy to me."

“All dreams have meanings.” My dreams:

The Puppy Bowl had 2x the viewers of the Turning Point “alternative” halftime show. Just another reminder that they are not the majority.

After you’re done spending time with your Valentine, spend some time with your one *true* love — a brand new episode of STARCADE! Love is love, but this show is lovelier!! 💕 Set a reminder on YouTube via the link in our bio ⬆️

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Lady Gaga spoke with more earnestness about Jigglypuff than I’ve ever spoken about my husband.

GAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGA?!?!?!

[important document] please list your emergency contact [me writing the words] borat voice my wife

Tonight is her night. #SuperBowl

The Epstein files show people confessing to rape, pedophilia, sex trafficking, and murder among other crimes. Add on the THOUSANDS of victims who have come forward, how the fuck has there not been a single fucking arrest?? Explain it like I’m fucking five.

NYT confirming MS NOW reporting: Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop. Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

“Donald Trump posts an incredibly racist video of the Obamas as monkeys. Why that’s bad news for Democrats.” — some opinion piece hack somewhere getting paid six figures

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NEW: The Trump administration’s Department of Education has launched an investigation that could severely restrict college student voter registration and turnout programs nationwide. Read more 👇

Yes, the posts from Newsom’s and Kamala’s accounts are funny and very much needed… That being said, yall know it’s not Gavin and Kamala sitting at their phones posting it right? It’s a handful of savvy social interns. They’re doing a great job but it’s weird to let that define the politician.

It’s okay guys because the person with our nuclear codes is a senile pedophile with a vendetta.