You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

I can't believe they're releasing Halo on the PlayStation (I can totally believe it)

#sonatober day 22: red panda

KISSES!! 😘

Last night I made a girl cum by fucking her with the pommel of a sword so I'm no longer mentally ill

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon www.patreon.com/laurenknight

Heather bun bun evil (She/her)

Staying on top of currant events... real berry fans know

Kinktober Day 24 ~Lingerie~ AuirNightmares@twt

adding this on here, a friend asked for a wallpaper desktop version of this and I said, why not! here is a 16:9 format in case you're also into that ✌️

Alti is the kind of person who would want to showcase their knife skills but not spend all day carving a pumpkin, so why not make a friend to join the party? 🎃💨 #artjamolantern #ocsky

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Gilded Age ass president

Chat, do you think Sotha Sil would ride a Clockwork Segway, or would she be a Heelys girly? Asking for a friend.

Brianna didn't die because of her self-harm or social media use. She was murdered in a transphobic hate crime. Here is the interview I gave to Owen Jones at the time, as the only trans journalist reporting on the trial of her murderers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xke1...

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

im sorry to keep badgering with this but i havent gotten even halfway to my goal and tine is running out

She's going through with the surgery. It's her only option. I'm going to help and take care of her a bit afterwards. Our living expenses are low, but it's still going to be tough to make ends meet this coming month. A little help would go a long way if anybody wouldn't mind: ko-fi.com/peachpunch11

The Great Pumpkin is drawing near...

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I've read it now @kallidorarho.bsky.social

Meme from xitter

can’t believe trump just pardoned Albert Wesker

i hope to one day make a character so good that i wake up every morning to see new fanart of her being rawdogged

*screams*

Clawed hands were made for grabbing breasts tbh

if you're an animated fox that steals from the rich and give to the poor you're legally obligated to crossdress with your best friend

Lulled Into a Place Between Awake & Dreaming

the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.

I am bad at advice but this is forever my best advice

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

bitches are like: "hear me out" and its just an attractive woman

Playing & recording Bloodlines 2 with fellow ogres. In my heart of hearts my expectations were low. But, I'm invested? Haven’t had that "I’m coping its actually bad" feel that I've gotten in the past playing games that I've desperately wanted to be good but just Aren’t. Genuinely liking it so far!

A little funny from the Ogre Poppenang Work Discord (this was made a while ago) #Huntertheparenting #worldofdarkness #vtm

Click, click, click.

sleuthing...

you'll get over it

I need a cigarette

That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.

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That brush stroke camo must be really effective: I can't even see Rhodesia on a globe now.