Want to be clear that the predictable violence against the police wasn't the only problem with yesterday's march It's that 100,000 angry racists gathered in London for the biggest racist march in 50 years, and anyone not white had to steer clear The govt can't see that because they are inadequate.

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

I have been ill twice in the last couple of months. At least one bout was Covid. Snot girl summer for me 🤧

Can only describe this as ‘No nonsense horsey woman’ 🐴

Another gag for my show just handed to me on a plate

The nervous giggler 🎤 #comedy

I have to find a way of taking my show to Edinburgh next year. I would have LOVED to have done it this year, but I just didn’t have the funds. Not sure how I will next year but a gal can dream. The FOMO is real.

Rich kid with new business idea #comedy #charactercomedy

Only 2 more chances to catch my solo show before I go home to sleep for 100 years! Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this? Gilded Balloon, Appleton Tower, Pip 7.40pm. See you there?

Micro sketch/bit about micromanaging #comedy #charactercomedy

Here's the trailer for Susan Harrison: Should I still be doing this? Playing @gildedballoon.bsky.social until 24th August. Link in bio for tickets!

I got followed by two men on my way to work this morning (I think in attempt to mug me). Just a little bit of feedback for them: You’d both make terrible spies. (I’m ok and safe!)

My toxic trait is thinking that after diffusing ONE argument between two housemates is that I should train to be a peace negotiator

Hamilton parody 🎶 about the Killer Whales that ram yachts 🛥️ (my rapping debut 😅) #comedy #musicalcomedy

Londoner terrified of friendly wait staff 🍽️

Londoner terrified of friendly wait staff 🍽️

“Starved of investment, British theatre has been cut to the bone. On the fringe, you can see the bones, and you can see them crumbling in front of your eyes.” Polished fringe shows from overseas shine an ugly light on UK arts funding, says Lyn Gardner 👇

I don't want to post things at an optimum time. I want to post things when I want. and I want the people who have CHOSEN to follow me to see what I post! That this basic demand is too much of social media companies to ask is so annoying

Cleaning the flat to Self Esteem’s ‘I am not your Mother’ 🎶 because you have a male housemate who is incapable of doing household chores 🫠

What if journalists could beat misinformation by using the same tactics as influencers? Until now, only a few could - but today, many more will be able to (!). I’m so proud to share that Sophiana, my video-scripting app, has launched on the App Store.

Tell me there was a drag artist with a sign that said ‘This Queen says no Kings!’ yesterday?! #NoKings

Always fun to watch them try to pretend they're not basically eugenicists who only want the "right" kind of people reproducing

Happening now: twelve activists including Greta Thunberg are en route to Gaza aboard the Freedom Flotilla, with the goal of bringing much needed aid to Palestinians, breaking the Israeli government’s genocidal blockade starving over 2.3 million people.

Using Bluesky and encouraging other social media users to do so is my mini fight against those power hungry tech bros.

Loud and backfiring cars and motorbikes are a plague on society. I swear the numbers of these tiny 🍆 overcompensating machines have increased.

I think a lot of the world's problems come from men who are sensitive trying to deny that they are sensitive.

Also at the very least you should read this for the first story in this (involving a shark) - I gasped very loudly on a train.

I’m being targeted with all sorts of ozempic and other weight loss ads on Instagram now. Horrific.

This was brilliant tonight - especially for a baby satirist like myself. Thank you @rachelparris.bsky.social @sophiasgaler.bsky.social @intelligence2.bsky.social @pleasance.co.uk & Sage & Jester 🙌🏻

Finished. Highly recommend reading this. It’s the Facebook whistleblower book that META do not want you to read. A horrifying, but important account of Facebook and its unchecked power. #CarelessPeople

@stephdarcey.bsky.social makes a case for dumping David Cameron and date Pedro Pascal instead while she rules her own country on the most recent podcast episode pod.link/1611976417

What I’d wear as the Queen of my own island 👸 Thanks for having me @kevryanperson.bsky.social @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social

There are 3000+ shows in the #edfringe, but no way to find those led by women and people of marginalised genders in the website or print programme. Enter: the #FemiFringe Guide! Register your show by Saturday 31 May to be included in our 4th edition. bit.ly/FemiFringe

This was lots of fun! 🎙️

‘It feels pie in the sky, but a girl can try’ is my new moto 💫

Hey UK SNL 👋 I think AMEXA would make a great addition 😁🤖 🎥 @museumofcomedy.bsky.social

I highly recommend watching this. #LouisTheroux www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Non-hormonal male contraceptive implant lasts at least two years in trials

A bunch of wonderful playwrights (headed up by @kaylatmf.bsky.social ) have been working in support of the trans community in wake of the UK Supreme Court ruling organising this open letter in support & solidarity. We have over 1500 names. If yr a UK-based writer & pls add your name

It’s infuriating & scary that we can’t have nuanced conversations about contraception without white supremacist birthers taking advantage of women’s understandable concerns about the side effects of hormonal birth control. We want better options and men to take responsibility for contraception too.

There are people who are somehow fine working all sorts of crazy hours all week, getting very little sleep and then I get dizzy spells after a 6 day stretch of work and nearly faint in my bathroom. I am not cut out for capitalism.

Your periodic reminder that one way to think about privilege is: who's allowed to make mistakes?

The person trashing trans rights in the name of feminism can’t even bring herself to write a female lead.

The person trashing trans rights in the name of feminism can’t even bring herself to write a female lead.

Robot Politician generates distracting culture war 🤖 #uksupremecourt #transrights

Trans women are women. End of. 🏳️‍⚧️

If you want a pristine example of how absolutely everything in this country is distorted by the perceived need to perform for right wing voters, look no further than the question of permission to work for asylum seekers

Are Muslims really banning dogs in parks? 🤔 Let’s look at this perfect example of how rage baiting works, and how disinformation spreads, sticks, and fuels division, even years after being debunked… 🧵1/22 (1/1)

A must watch from @carolecadwalla.bsky.social Carole’s incredible work on the Cambridge Analytica scandal was the original inspiration for my sketch and then comedy show about AMEXA: The Robot Politician (satirising the relationship between big tech and politics) youtu.be/TZOoT8AbkNE?...

Amazing. After nearly losing her house, and being locked away in a legal battle for years because of one innocuous line in her last TED Talk, @carolecadwalla.bsky.social returns to the Lion’s Den, and calls out the Broligarchs This Is What a Digital Coup Looks Like youtu.be/TZOoT8AbkNE?...