I'm watching Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom and I just realized something They are really underselling these dinosaurs Ankylosaurus bought for 10 million That's less than Steven Seagals 2006 movie Mercenary for Justice budget What an insult!

TNA never seemed to get over the hump of ex WWE wrestlers signing with them but aren't just desperate to get back to WWE Feels like throughout it's history it was full of people inside and outside the ring hoping WWE notices them AEW hasn't that issue as much

Taz upon guiding Frodo and Sam to Mordor before finding out they plan to destroy the One Ring: "But my precious"

As an extra insult, he's being sent on EasyJet

My pastor talking to me about nipples

Danish foreign minister after meeting Rubio and Vance Pope Francis did the exact same after meeting Vance

*Grabs Myq's account and shoves it in peoples faces "Follow this comedian! The puns are GOLD!"

I've a comedy podcast @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social thats about a fantasy premise of -guest becomes a tyrant of their own utopia/dystopia Honestly unsure whether I should be asking many US guests on or if they wanna avoid the topic (despite it being just silly) cause of everything happening

We're going to end up in a few years all the way back to newspapers, books and libraries But tech bros will wanna feel super smart, so media will write articles about how they brilliantly invented real world A.I (R.W.A.I)

Here is the stadium being built in Saudi Arabia for the WWE Royal Rumble Interesting fact, the seats are made from recycled material* *The recycled material are passports confiscated from migrant workers 🤼‍♂️

Well, much like how we describe it as Nazi Germany, MAGA USA is about to go to war with NATO. There's an implied asterisk that it doesn't include many of you

West Ham midfielder Freddie Potts with an unbelievable dinner party guest list Pray for poor Ed Sheeran 🙏

Southgate is going to end up at Man United isn't he? #mufc

He's just fucking stupid, isn't he?

It's become apparent WWE legends/podcasters do not like pro wrestling either but they'll never stop complaining

I need five people to check in but do it in the style of an old school wrestling hyper-intense promo please 🙌

Erika Kirk grieves for Scott Adams in a STUNNING GLITTERING PANTSUIT!!

"I'm as left as they get" Uh huh

The Don Callis Family is like the NWO with loads of members right? And we are all waiting for the group to split with Fletcher and Takeshita leaving Don with a few more But the splinter group needs a name Don Callis Family VS MICK FOLEY FRIENDS!! Imagine Blood & Guts! 🤼‍♂️

All this talk about Greenland from MAGA. About how they justify it for security reasons How Greenlanders will get rich How USA is better for them than Denmark MAGA would launch Jan 6th 2: Extremists Hullabaloo on them, the second Greenlanders asked for representation in the US government

Hey Americans, can ye just move over to Europe? No no, not talking about the strange Americans YOU decent Americans Leave the strange fucks where they are but there's a lot of ye that are still grand and can come over

Here is one joke of mine in picture form! If you don’t want to be limited to only one joke in only one form, why not check out “Rini,” my newest standup comedy special available on YouTube into the UNLIMITED future! Much love, all! 📸: Sam Lee #funny #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup

I'm in Ireland so I really shouldn't vote in this but just saying J-L's a nice guy (was on my comedy podcast some time ago. Funny too!)

The only comedy roast I've ever liked was Norm MacDonald reading off 1950s best man jokes Everything else was indeed unfunny, charmless crap

Im excited for this idea Im going to write a comedy fiction & roleplay Substack The reader is a low level employee in an absurdly tyrannical government There are storylines going to develop through emails & memo's Characters writing to you Your comments can shape how the story goes

I just remembered seeing something And I know this isn't important right now And I know nobody has ever asked this question before but .. Where's Dean Cain in all of this?

We could do with another word for the podcasts that aren't set inside a studio with 3 cameras set up for multi-camera production

Oh I got terrible news for you Melania isn't the only one with a movie Who the fuck is watching a movie based on a JD Vance memoir?

Huh, GiveSendGo also has a fundraiser for the murderer But campaign was created by someone else? In no way surprising btw Just next time ICE kills, which they will, maybe flood the place with campaigns? Fuck them over?

Londoners: I'm filming my latest stand up show tomorrow (Monday) at the Queen of Hoxton at 8pm. It's had 5 star reviews and I'm really proud of it. You should come along! Tickets available on the door or from the link below.

Firstly, support podcasts 😁 and give a listen Secondly (and more selfishly) I'm a best comedy podcast nominated podcaster and Ive been wanting to guest on any wrestling podcasts this year 😎

I know we should be celebrating Beast Mortos graduation but my God what a handsome bastard 👀 🤼‍♂️

Looking on from outside the US, sad to see it fall into fascism I know it's easy to sit on the sidelines safe & critique It's just honestly weird to see people go out, hold up a sign with a cute insult & then people react like "YA BOOM GOT'EM" feels very "person SLAMS Ice" headline writing

I still think about seeing my friend's metal band for the 1st time My friend announces the next song they were gonna play Guy in front of me says "OYA AWESOME I LOVE THIS SONG!" Band starts playing Guy starts headbanging 3 times faster than the actual beat He must've got the song wrong?!

Dr. Wolf is getting so fucking dry for Ben Shapiro it's crazy

Do you think wrestling storylines are often so damn basic and flimsy because fans, including me, are more than happy to fixate on any bit of behind the scenes stuff so there's no need to work on a complicated plot? 🤼‍♂️

Confederacy didnt last very long either right? I mean, it did in the hearts of racists but as a state it folded quickly

Mr. Burns "romance" card #love #anniversary #valentinesday boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/4437...

The Knowledge Fight podcast does an excellent job of showing you just how pathetic Alex Jones is Like he has many ways of being pathetic that you don't realize until someone breaks it down with clips from his show

Due to some scheduling changes, I now have the weekend of January 23/24/25 open! Late in the game buuuuut DM or email to add a lil bit of Veda 🎙️ to your show - as always, sharing appreciated 🥰

Hey writers and authors and very cool people What's a good platform for blogging? Substack or somewhere else? I'm thinking of starting back up this recurring comedic blog that's a fictional work email which acts as if the reader is a low level employee in an absurdly tyrannical government

People are likening X to 4Chan Is it easier to just call it 4Csam

"If every woman deletes her account, what are we left with? A degenerate echo-chamber where perverts and paedophiles are welcome, provided they pay an entry fee" That's what it is right now with women there you daft eejit You're hanging out at the fascist club with non-consensual porn & CSAM flair

I’m begging people to relearn the purpose of boycotting

Ya isn't this the same cowardly fear of everyone anyone not their Mammy Basically they are just afraid of being away from their Mammy's bosom

MAGA sees those words (genuinely reading this on their forums) as her taunting him

I'd love it if Don Callis to go all Mr Burns "Mattingly! Get rid of those sideburns!" on Hechicero or someone Like every week he gets more annoyed as he tells Hechicero to get rid of those tassels And eventually Don blows up and tell him he's out of the family Perfect face turn for Hechicero 🤼‍♂️

This can immediately be filed under 'Didn't Age Well', subcategory 'Less than 24 hours'

Not enough that schools in the US are shooting ranges for gun nuts, now Trump and the 2A MAGA ghouls are gonna shoot at the parents commuting to and from the place

Not in the habit of posting anything from X But a post from 18 months ago by an actual ghoul