First point- if there was to be a Space Giantess casting: Codi's a solid choice! Second (equally valid) point - Surely if there's sequels, you don't keep fucking Earth. There's so many planets out there. It has to end up with Space Giantess Fucking Supermassive Black Hole Ansky. Right? Right?!

Is @athenakugblenu.bsky.social irredeemable? She's a tyrant on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social podcast this week Athena's approval rating used to be 73% so Her irredeemable Greatness brilliantly removed the troublesome 27% out to the countryside with no technology so they couldn't bother anyone.

"The world NEEDS Scary Movie 6 right now" Are you sure about that? Really? Maybe, don't try having strong opinions about things. You seem to be doing wrong

Is @athenakugblenu.bsky.social irredeemable? She's a tyrant on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social podcast this week Athena's approval rating used to be 73% so Her irredeemable Greatness brilliantly removed the troublesome 27% out to the countryside with no technology so they couldn't bother anyone.

Tomorrow @athenakugblenu.bsky.social is the tyrant on the @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social Should you arrest people for not moving away from the doors on public transport? #Comedy #Comedypodcasts #Comedyinterview

I see a lot of Chris Jericho news right and my opinion on Jericho is: Big Bill and Bryan Keith are fantastic. Put them with the Bang Bang Gang please! #AEW 🤼‍♂️

That sickly old rapist said that it could last 4 or 5 weeks I'm gonna make a bold guess that trump doesn't have any brain left for schedules & doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself so with that in mind... I'm gonna bet trump is gone in about 4 or 5 weeks. Let's say 2 months to be safe

Paul Levesque "My next conversation is with Kid Rock, I make sure Kid is comfortable with the creative. He loves it, he says, let's use my teeth"

I went onto YouTube and saw WWE fan complaining about Danhausen being in the box at Elimination Chamber They said it should've been Dean Ambrose 😅 Can you imagine?!! 🤼‍♂️

I hear if Paramount takes over Warner Bros, CEO David Ellison is determined to continue on the MAGA Sociopathic Universe

Currently reading this post I'm writing It's brilliant 😍

I was just thinking that TKO will soon look at the Superbowl and think "we can do that at WrestleMania" introducing a half time show and charging massive amounts to play adverts for new Netflix shows and the like

Actually you know what, remember I did that Hangman cozy throw and then I got that horrifyingly erotic Don Callis Family duvet set 🫠 If @harleycameron.bsky.social shows up here then I'm figuring out a Harley or Mini Mone tea cozy 🤼‍♂️

Comedian Rush Kazi kidnaps the finance ministers wife to sort out the budget crisis on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social pod.link/1611976417/e...

We're doing a franchise watch every month January - Jurassic Park/World February - The Mummy trilogy Now it's March - Star Wars Starting in chronological order Watching Phantom Menace now Reviewing them all here too boxd.it/jfcQF

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist God fucking dammit!

I love that our first glimpse of the inside of WWE HQ is a gaudy statue of Triple H 😅 I hope WWE wrestlers have to kiss it every time they enter the building 🤼‍♂️

I'm watching Mercy: an Amazon movie with Chris Pratt. He's a detective now accused of a crime by the judge/jury/executioner AI he once supported So Im meant to support Chris who initially was pro-AI Judge Dredd until it affected him? It frames giving people lengthy trials as a terrible thing!

Just wanna ask something A co-worker told me he met an American who said she was told if she voted for Trump that he would send her $16000 So, is that another stupid thing MAGA falls for or a made up story?

Tell me what your podcast is about but do it in the style of Palpatine trying to lure me to the dark side

Just gonna check something. I'm gonna open up Threads and see how many posts I get through before seeing some AI silliness Here we go! - 24 posts!! That's a lot better than I expected A bit ruined by seeing videos of Elon Musk and Pete Hegseth within those 24 posts but oh well

Here's a cool optical illusion If you've any compassion, empathy, basic human decency, you will read this as "Training a HUMAN takes 20 years of food" If you are Sam Altman or anyone similar to him You see SLAVE

Huh, wonder do they respond when WWE is called a sports washing machine for more than one repressive regime? Or maybe they like to stick to their cute responses

Pfft, you people still obsessing over lame standard AI I've moved onto AI HD!! Higher definition to see all the AI-yness (I hate that this probably fools a good chunk of people already using AI)

I fear Sneaky Swerve is gonna go after Nakazawa and Cutler next 🤼‍♂️

HOW TO SPOT AI Some hack idiot will shove it in your face and insist it's going to DEMOLISH Hollywood or anywhere else that the hack idiot desperately wants to get into but hasn't the skill for

"That blowjob was so intense I had to stab myself through the head with my own sword just to keep my mind off cumming too soon" We've all been there buddy

This is what Batman gets sent in Batman vs Superman to set up Zack Snyders Justice League

Sharing this for any of you on Letterboxd Follow along if you want a couple watching a franchise every month This month it's The Mummy boxd.it/ddfPd7

Feck, sorry all, it's all gone all wrong 12 year old nephew was going so well: Loves Willow Thinks Moxley is always involved in great matches But (SORRY) he cheered for Sneaky Swerve when he attacked Kenny Omega after the match (like a coward) Sorry sorry. I'm disowning him as we speak #AEW 🤼‍♂️

(Algo: find me people procrastinating online if possible) Hey there! New Tyrant in Training podcast with comedian Vittorio Leonardi, seen here explaining how the cannon on top of his tower works to dish out justice in his own country

There is chapter on this man in my first book because I think if racism was taught as something that was invented, rather than something that people do, it would help a lot of people process moments like this without saying things that make them look like a dickhead www.linnean.org/learning/who...

*hangs out at the nazi bar* Omg guys look at what these dumb people are saying at the nazi bar 😱

More updates Nephew "This is the coolest wrestling match I've ever seen" Us "Will we put on Stings last match? With Darby Allin against the Young Bucks" Nephew Nods eagerly "Young Bucks are awesome" Now we just gotta learn him bout Don Callis P.S - Willow is cool! 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Nephew "How often do they do this match? Celine "Once a year" Nephew "ONLY ONCE?!!" Celine "they do something called Blood & Guts too" Nephew "Go On" 👀 🤼‍♂️

Psst, showing our 12 year old nephew AEW for the first time He's giddy at watching Young Bucks walk out as patriots in the Anarchy In The Arena match He's currently head bobbing to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor @aewontv.bsky.social We got another sicko! 🤼‍♂️

Me, with an uncharacteristically gender-essentialist take on the title of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Apologies to everyone apart from Rob Schneider.

(insert witty attention grabbing headline) @misterabk.bsky.social WALLOPS Rob Schneider with some GRAMMAR SLAMS! On a silly comedy podcast @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social about ruling your own country

I tried using Threads I keep seeing posts from AI peddlers about how amazing this clip is of famous people/character fighting Always a fight scene because its hoping to appeal to easily impressionable young people who can be convinced this is amazing AI is the Andrew Tate of artistic endeavor

"That non-rich driver was in her car. Kill her!" "That non-rich pedestrian filmed us. Execute him!" "That rich CEO swapped torture videos with his pal Epstein. Ask him to take early retirement (he's 70 so probably happy to retire and live his life in extravagant retirement anyway)"

Hey @aewontv.bsky.social get me Tommaso Ciampa vs PAC feud please 🤼‍♂️

About to start watching #AEWDynamite Or as AEW fans have started to call it, he weekly "what the fuck, why is this like an actual PPV??" 🤼‍♂️

We'll be going live this evening at 8 with news! Maybe you wanna come hang out and chat with us. Link: youtube.com/live/4qTXpIZ...

Ever think what @misterabk.bsky.social would be like leading a country? Really? That's what's on your mind in 2026? OK. Alasdair joins the @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social to do just that pod.link/1611976417/e...

I'm getting sick of the dayjob micromanaging me They put up ‘Employees must wash hands,’ but as soon as I lather up a customer’s palms, I get warned off the women’s bathroom #comedy

When it's Kid Rock, it's never lip syncing, only career sinking

✨EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT, GET YOUR DIARIES OUT✨ I'm going on tour for 2026! Sooz Kempner: Imposter is a show about finding your voice, destroying trolls, and Princess Diana. All dates on sale by the end of the week @ soozkempner.co.uk/tour-2026

Ive been thinking of doing standup comedy I went to a workshop last night Fun times Anyway, this is all to say Im enjoying trying to figure all the little details out of writing jokes & such But also I think of just going "feck it, the premise is Im currently arguing with my kidnapper" #comedy

I can see it now AEW - Fuck ICE Fuck ICE WWE - Proud to work with MAGA AND Saudi kingdom TNA - "Bully Ray will challenge the Hardys with his new tag partner Nicolas Maduro!!"

This is the worst King Ghidorah I've ever seen!