Being in a miserable depressive mood and suddenly Dr. Jones - Aqua blasting from your earphones has gotta be some sorta shock therapy?

FIFA creating a peace prize for Trump but I reckon if we create a bullshit "Best Big Manly Man At War Prize" for him then we can get the old idiot to grift his followers out of some millions for us

Yo! Soyy! Zohran Mandamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! (This is less random than you think) 🤼

If you're a fan of @codivore.bsky.social I had the cool pleasure of chatting to Codi and learning what would it be like to live under her majestic reign as a tyrant Her interview will be on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social in a few weeks Some out of context hints on how her reign would look 👀

I'm convinced Bandido gives the best hugs #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼

How to impress your woman in the bedroom

They are always scared Even when having a pleasant time, terrified of the world around them

Hey if you please vote for @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social in this poll I promise I'll tear down the WH ballroom! 👨‍🔧

Please, for your own ease of mind, don't ever be frustrated that the WWE fans who aren't MAGA but will never stop supporting this super MAGA company Remember, they have next to no media literacy #wrestlesky 🤼

Honestly, after the night of self-doubt and misery I've went through, I'm quite proud I woke up, worked my day job and remade the @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social logo, especially considering I've no skill at anything art related and I refuse to use AI

Tbh, I'd have preferred Andrade coming back as a face Wasn't he getting a lot of cheers before he left AEW? He wrestles great and that music is delightful! 🤼

OK but of an update on this one @truthmagnum.bsky.social 🤼 I've reached Mordor! Didn't realize it's another 454 damn kilometers to get to the finish line!! 93 days left this year so that's 4.83km every day to complete it I hope to God I find some vascularity within my soul for this 👀

Just wanna put this out there but Dudley's are ridiculously overrated as a tag team There's more justification to call them 4/10 than there is Bret saying Triple H was 4/10 wrestler Agreed? 🤔 🤼

Thing is about a NXT and TNA Invasion is WWE are going to ensure either Team NXT looks super strong Team TNA barely looks strong but it's full of NXT people (some Ethan Page or Jordynne Grace = Stone Cold + Kurt Angle in WCW/ECW Alliance vibes) Or just both 🤼 #wrestlesky

Why does it feel like heyman has gotten very vocally cunty the last few years? Feels like another case of another prick getting more brave as Trump regimes taken power

AEW: Next up, wrestling! Ex wrestler: Fuck you!! AEW crowd: Hey fuck you too! Ex wrestler: I've never seen a more toxic weird fanbase 😰 WWE: Next up,Vince McMahon/ Brock Lesnar Ex wrestler: Haha, I popped! WWE crowd: Hooray! Ex wrestler: Look at the normal folk being all casual 😇 🤼

I know everyone's happy that AEW finally has Womens Tag Team Titles but I think we should be thanking the real hero for making them a thing: Stephanie McMahon 🤼 #wrestlesky

Oh cool, can I be your 500th pro match? -30 seconds into the 500th match and Im crippled like I've bone-itis Well, that went about as well as how I expected

Helpful reminder for #AEW fans on here! Also helpful reminder: The software AEW uses for "X is all elite" posts doesn't support @rjcity.bsky.social at this time Hopefully it will in the future! 🤼 #Wrestlesky

Think of the amount of backslapping they did on their Netflix show about how they planned the Cena heel turn (it was crucial that they phoned Travis Scott to ask his opinion) "We tell stories" bullshitting and their shows and plans just being desperate churning of content is funny

Was gonna comment on this with comparisons between Riho + Nyla Rose & Gail Kim + Awesome Kong but it's actually pathetic for anyone, especially who see Riho wrestle, to reduce how brilliant she is at wrestling down to a measurement tape So lets just not give respect to dumb opinions 🤼 #wrestlesky

Not for nothing, you all need to get your Rapture Insurance: youtu.be/-EfcqINYWyo #comedy

Finished watching All Out 👀 Imagine a wrestler robbing us of Beast Mortos on PPV AND going on to upstaging Okada AND Takeshita Máscara Dorada, take a bow 👏 Added notes, everyone was brilliant but Bryan Danielson has gotten too good at commentary too quickly. It's unfair #AEW 🤼

@joznorris.bsky.social joined the show to talk about ruling his new country with good vibes, super soakers and pyramid power Also his show You Wait. Time Passes. Is on Soho Theatre 17th - 20th Sept. It's hilarious. Go see it if you're in London or can get there! open.spotify.com/episode/30oE...

You know what bothers me about social media You gotta be part of 1 niche and relentlessly talk about that so the algorithm knows what neat little box to put you in and ship you out so other people can find you Tiktok obviously is horrendous for this Anyway, guess I'll talk mostly wrestling here

Reading the match cards for AEW All Out and WWE Wrestlepalooza, it really seems like AEW gets what sorta audience they have And I guess WWE do too Cause nobody who is relishing Tag team ladder match madness, Eddie returning, Hangman vs Fletcher and more is gonna give a shit about Cena vs Brock

This is said much better than I could have said it I notice the same people have a way of acting a victim but also a bully. Theyre a strong "alpha" that don't have to worry about the weak but also always need to be looked after Theyre somehow the popular mainstream choice but also counter-culture

I started using Tiktok more for the sake of promoting the @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social & man I hate content I see so many people obsessively content creating videos about awful people: Charlie Kirk, Conor McGregor, Trump etc. etc. Supporting them, mocking them, fact checking them, disavowing them

@tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast so I'm going to have to get myself to London next month for the awards show. I'm going to have to spend so much money just to avoid going on a Ryanair flight!

Leaving aside the WWE -Saudi link and general terribleness of WWE as a company: How do WWE fans feel about WWE increasingly making it so that their shows, especially the big ones like WrestleMania are out of reach of regular fans and are for the rich to experience?

A fundraiser setup for Charlie Kirk asking for 1 million dollars by the very serious and respectable "Liberty memes foundation"

@tyrantpodcast.bsky.social has a new episode out with Improv guy, comedy writer and actor @paulfoxcroft.bsky.social talking about how his tyrannical rule may involve inadvertently connecting a sweet right hook with a smart baby's cheek a few times. tyrant-in-training.podcastpage.io

Comedy Podcast of The Day #TyrantInTraining With @kevryanperson.bsky.social Cate Osborn swaps the dinosaur name Catieosaurus for Empress of Prosperia to rule over an island of thieves and people desperate to not let their tyrant down. mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ekfpv...

I've a really strong feeling of worthlessness and being disheartened because I'm convinced nobody gives a shit about anything creative I try to do Writing - fuck that nobody wants to work with me Podcasting - nobody gives a fuck to listen. Guests don't even wanna share it or have me as a guest

Awesome @catieosaurus.bsky.social was a guest on the podcast talking about what scandal she would be involved in if she was the tyrannical ruler of her own country if heist experts 🔥 linktr.ee/TyrantsInTra...

Who is watching Alien: Earth? Bonus points if you like D&D too since Im part of a podcast playing Alien RPG game linktr.ee/facehuggersa...

There's something Kid Rock about Snoop Dog and I'm disappointed people don't see it just because he smokes weed

Hey helpful tip, when you call the U.S or North America just "America" you're being a bit of a dick to South Americans

"My son's AI said you'd give him an A but you didn't so now I'm complaining to Linda McMahon"

Question about #forbiddendoor 🤼 If the steel cage match is unsanctioned, does that mean all the participants had to pay for the construction and installation of the cage? That would've been a fun group text to organize

Fun fascist fact: in 2021 the U.N had a vote on a resolution titled "the right to food" Only 2 countries voted no. Have a guess which 2 voted no to the question "is food a human right" I'll give a hint. Their political leaders are just awful

Hosts of the @legitimatelikes.bsky.social podcast Hugh and @wsebag.bsky.social join the @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social podcast to co-rule their own country as a Hot Fiery Dictator and Wet Blanket married couple. pod.link/1611976417/e...

Hosts of the @legitimatelikes.bsky.social podcast Hugh and @wsebag.bsky.social join the @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social podcast to co-rule their own country as a Hot Fiery Dictator and Wet Blanket married couple. pod.link/1611976417/e...

I can confirm the man told jokes! And good jokes at that!! Anyone here who is at #edinburghfringefestival should go watch @mbalazo.bsky.social tomorrow www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

Got to see this show! I can't describe how good it is Actually, I can: It's so good I'm Irish so I'm uncomfortable describing how funny it is! If you're at #EdinburghFringeFestival you should go see it www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

I had to get up at 1am last night to travel to Scotland and finally going to bed now So almost forgot to support real artists by sharing any cool art I spot on here So enjoy this piece that I kinda wish was the T-Rex scene in Jurassic World: Rebirth

These men love men Like, they want to have sex with women & see them as sexual fantasy's but they don't want to hang out with women or chat to women or share interests with women or actually impress women That's for men It's really weird. They're occupied with worrying about what other men think

#FPL is back and I'm gonna stick to my trusted method of never picking Salah One of these years it's gonna be the smart choice!

You know what a critique of wannabe Irish Presidential candidate Gareth Sheridan was that he was too young to have done anything at 35 - but look at him he's got links with the IDF, and also is being sued for fraud. #Spéirgorm #Áras25 www.ontheditch.com/gareth-sheri...

@tyrantpodcast.bsky.social has brought so much excitement and energy to the role of Lucky that he's a breath of fresh air, which is saying something in space!