Now THAT is a new mechanic. I would say Ange Floette’s effect isn’t super interesting except that it makes that thing have 400 FREAKING HEALTH on a BASIC

Cool that this isn’t relegated to just benched Pokémon, like patches and such in the past. I’ll need to do some thinking on how to make the most of this.

To the first mosquito to bite me this year: I hope you rot in hell, you bastard.

For the celebration of the 30th year of Pokémon, here’s a port of a 22-year-old game. Not the original games, no. Just ones that more people will shell out $20-40 for in order to get a nostalgia hit. Please keep giving us money. We are definitely not the world’s highest grossing franchise.

His… his last name is Booty?

does anyone else feel like official gen 1 nostalgia kinda misses The Point like. okay i was born in 97 i don’t remember the 90s but there’s a lot of cool things about gen 1 to celebrate but when tpc(i) tries to nostalgiabait it feels so like…. surface level

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point. I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

Hey, so alt text? I don’t think I’m being divisive for saying this, but alt text is for describing the visual appearance of pics/gifs. It’s for visually impaired folks first and foremost. It’s not for jokes or other stuff. Maybe you put that after the alt text description, or in the post itself.

Watching The Legend of Zelda (1989) for the first time, and as it turns out, there’s a VERY good reason Link doesn’t talk in the video games 😂

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

Hey! Pokémon TCG trade/buy/sell groups are festering toxic landfills, and scalping is a blight upon the franchise, so let’s change the topic! Pokémon’s 30th anniversary is just around the corner, so what are your top 2 favorite #Pokemon and why? Mine are Haunter and Absol!

beginning to B E L I E V E

Happy Lunar New Year! 新年快樂! 🐎

Bees are back, boys 🐝🐝🐝 #PokemonTCG #PTCGL @play.pokemon.com

CHUNKACHU LIVES?!

how it do be feeling every Update Tuesday on one of my days off, waiting until #PTCGL comes back online

ABSOL WINS #EUIC 🌪️🏆⛈️ #playPokemon #Pokemon #PokemonTCG

And yet people wonder why the format has been feeling stale for a few months now 🥱 Ascended Heroes should have been legal for EUIC.

Why are companies allowed to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR before letting us know that their servers were hacked and our private info was stolen? This is completely unacceptable, and every company involved should be sued to hell. How are we supposed to protect ourselves with such a lag in communication??

“The wedding during Bad Bunny’s halftime show was real” = “They did surgery on a grape”

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For an administration so opposed to a few dozen life-saving shots that U.S. newborns receive in their first 15 months, you’d think they’d have something against their leader being named thousands of times alongside pedos. Then again, by their actions & inaction, it’s clear what they think of kids.

e g g b i r d E g g B i r d E G G B I R D

No Kings includes Draft Kings

The best revenge is to not be like your enemies

memes exist in no small part due to us ADHD hoes and our random ass vocal stimming

This Chikorita here.

adhd is so silly sometimes, like why am I procrastinating playing a video game I want to play lol

Happy Birthday, Mewtwo! 🧬

Finally, some good news. Liam is home. Now, to bring justice to the individuals and system responsible for his suffering and that of so many of our communities.

Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad. Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️

Celebrate the #AscendedHeroes 🪽 expansion with even more game rewards via a new featured passcode! Redeem the code "ASCENDEDHEROES26" in Pokémon TCG Live to receive four additional Mega Evolution—Ascended Heroes booster packs!

none pizza. left beef.

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

wild guardian angel #pokemon #art

NEW: starting in March, @pokemontcglive.bsky.social will test out using their Trainer Trials feature to allow players to better prepare for upcoming tournaments. Earlier today, @play.pokemon.com announced the new #AscendedHeroes set will not eligible for play during the 2026 #EUIC Championships.

“I’m a human being, goddammit! My life has value!”

Damn, I learn something new every day.

Not me looking up if you can 3D print Bionicle parts. You know. For science.

BIG updates & clarification on timing for #PokemonTCG game actions, including first deck search & a return to +3 turns:

I am not an american citizen, but I've seen the horrible things committed by ICE and all of the cronies who supports trump and his fascist regime. Fuck ICE, abolish ICE and may every ICE members and the people who enabled this pay for their crimes, one way or another.

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

How the fuck do you parent right now? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PARENT RIGHT NOW???

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Unown VStar’s ability says it never rotates.

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Can’t wait to see what Mega Darkrai will do in the #PokemonTCG Maybe it’ll be the partner that Mega Gengar has been waiting for 👻