Daiya Alfredo is a Gundam name

no one does "the names of been changed to protect us from a lawsuit" like japan

you go take one (1) shit in your bathroom and you come out to find out someone set the dumpster on fire in your apt. complex and the fire dept is here putting it out.

half star reviews of my lboxd top 4

Hey, somebody with a longer memory than me: How many times did placeholder assets make it into the final shipping versions of games in the four decades of pre-AI game creation? I'm sure it did but at this rate? With these results?

It appears that the news has broken that Caden Mark Gardner and I have programmed a series on Trans Filmmakers for the Criterion Channel. These films will be available in April www.criterion.com/current/post...

watched SNL UK and the only time i laughed was during Weekend Update so, yeah, it's SNL

Sometimes i hear cars honking from outside, like when the Diamondbacks won the World Series, and i immediately load up a news aggregator to check the headlines

interested in seeing project hail mary but i stg if ryan gosling says one goddamn thing about the mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell

the worst part of social media and short-form video is sometimes i am jump-scared by Teller's actual voice, a thing I absolutely never want to hear my entire life. no offense to teller, I'm sure it's a refined, sonorous voice, but i just respect your character too much.

the mona lisa loves checking her stocks

ok @karobit.bsky.social just coined the term "polyamory voltron" and it made us both wonder if people already say this about themselves and their polycule

upset with steam's spring sale for forcing me to remember Scorn exists

can anyone recommend any good database thrillers or deduction games (e.g. Roottrees / Golden Idol) to play with a non-gamer but true-crime-loving spouse

there was a reason i made this but i'm gonna tell you upfront it's not a good reason.

So you've gotten rid of your feminizing toilet paper,but now the question is: what will you read before you Dude Wipe? Andrews McMeel has the answer: www.simonandschuster.com/series/Dark-...

this lineup is so 80s American "Japanimation" fan its hilarious

So you've gotten rid of your feminizing toilet paper,but now the question is: what will you read before you Dude Wipe? Andrews McMeel has the answer: www.simonandschuster.com/series/Dark-...

there was a reason i made this but i'm gonna tell you upfront it's not a good reason.

Revenge Joe & Revenge Joe’s Brother are in a helicopter crash and Revenge Joe dies at the scene. Revenge Joe’s Brother is medivac’d to the nearest MASH but the surgeon says “I cannot revenge operate on this man, he is my brother.” How is this possible?

the other day someone mentioned only getting partway through the latest TMNT movie because he thought there too many pop culture references and if that's not defining TMNT dna i don't know what is.

why are ios apps always in need of an update. i just updated everything on sunday and now THIRTY-THREE apps want updates. what are you updating. did you hardcode the dates.

who named them 90s psychosexual fmv games and not Seedy-ROMs

Hey God "Hey Angel. Did you put more beef in the Skyline chili like I asked?" What? "I told you to make Cleveland meatier" ...Make them a meteor

I know I can't reasonably claim that "No one asked for this." But I can't believe that a majority, or even a notable percentage, of people asked for this, or indeed, anything like it in any artistic area.

I wrote this!!

NVIDIA how could you do this

place your video card's tender realistic graphics upon the altar of a better game

Democrats:

gonna make one of those food mangas where a japanese salaryman goes to restaurants and lovingly describes beautifully illustrated food, except she’s a long haul trucker across america eating at diners and mom n’ pops and rest stop vending machines

thinking about that clip of @jeffgerstmann.com shouting “‘Let people enjoy things’? Let people complain about stupid shit!” when discussing RGB RAM. www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

finally watched One Battle After Another. if i didn't know it was Jonny Greenwood scoring the film (because of course it is), i'd have wondered how many times the composer was going to rip off Pyramid Song.

one of those days at worm

i make nearly double what i did 12 years ago, at least 20% more than i did five years ago, and i don’t think i’ve even been more broke

the shoddy state of accuracy in subtitles/captions on internet videos is fucking appalling

Pizza Jam has started, and the list of themes is... Varied! "Enemy-controller" seems promising. Although I want to approach it as "treat the controller as your enemy."

was there a player for the Washington Generals named Hillwork Lime

plug AND play? in this economy?

It just came out so it’s very HOT! But also quite sweet, like a kbbq sauce! Also, I don’t hate the carrots!

OK Baron, fuck me up, I guess.

That was an Xbox

when chrissy hynde overdubs the spoken word "Maybe tomorrow. Maybe someday." over the sung final chorus in "Talk of the Town. 👨‍🍳😙�

mf said "Chiyocobo"

the unbridled joy of cancelling plans (calling in sick to work)

the existence of shoot 'em ups, or shmups, suggests the existence of shoot 'em downs, or shmowns.

Damn, I was sure the guy who kept employing the right wing war crime-denying homophobe for forty years didn't have any problematic opinions automaton-media.com/en/news/drag...

fuck it they’re both rich

Scrooge McDuck, drawn in ink and marker at #eccc

...And You Will Know Us by the Crumbs of Bread