Hi it's me, the publishing agent that convinces every actor, musician, reality star, and accidental celebrity in their mid-career to put out a childrens picture book. Am I rich? Honey, I'm in the book business. No, I do it for the love of the game, and the hate of the future.

I only want to know presidential approval ratings if there’s a point where they automatically trigger a recall or something. Like if it hits 25% he’s fired. Otherwise we’re just constantly pulling a thermometer out to check our temperature without taking any medicine.

if nintendo’s gonna whip us up into fox mania, please reprint the Benimaru Itoh Star Fox manga from Nintendo Power. i’ve seen what you’ve done for Ishinomori’s Zelda manga and I want that for me

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Fox "Scott" McCloud

look, I'm just saying that if a motherfucker isn't saying "dib dib dib dabba" then what the fuck are we even doing, man

finally, a project that stars both a rapper and his son. Stranger Than Heaven is a weapon to rival even After Earth.

I know RGG scanned Nocchi, they better put her in this game

my opinion on the new Starfox is that I only like the SNES one and if they were going to give it a new art style they should go full Gerry Anderson Supermarionation with it. Arwings are go!

getting cohost out of xbox is nice. wake me when microsoft decides to "wind down" working with the israeli military

I’ve never had a spiritual and existential disagreement with a crossword puzzle clue before.

today's jam www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zunc...

A piece of PaRappa The Rapper concept artwork by Rodney Alan Greenblat. Usual upscale/clean/retouch process applied.

how does the Konami Select can in the directions look like they bootlegged Coca-Cola AND Pocari Sweat

I still can’t believe they let me put together a whole-ass authorized issue of Sega Visions

mods are asleep, post Hatsune Miku x Char's Z'Gok collab

he moved to Seattle and started "Hello Alpha Quadrant, I'm Listening", duh

just watched hunt for red october for the first time and @turfster.bsky.social eventually had to say “if you're going to do that for every famous person in this movie, we're going to be here a while”

fucking video game scenery ass vending machine

This was a perfect microcosm of my PSO experience: Getting improbably lost in the first area, going online to solo for more loot, going into the mines and doing no damage. I wanna play it again now just thinking about it. Hall-of-Fame game for sure.

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baybe bit’s bime bor ba barbee boys baturday??? youtu.be/AZmDpknAu1E

its lasagna time

Took about a year, but I finished my cross-stitch tribute to the class Amiga Deluxe Paint King Tut. It’s 180x200 stitches, about 34,000 non-black tiny thread X’s 🙂 #NerdStitch

With this weekend's Olivia Rodrigo episode, SNL has had 5 different musicians host this season, one out every four episodes (not counting Jack Black, but am counting Ariana Grande who was there to promote Wicked). No value judgement on this trend, just thought it was notable.

Every tape in this box is in terrible shape, judging by the labels they're almost all entirely pornography, and every tape has been recorded over & wiped. Useless.

I do not want to rate my experience.

I want only to arrive at your awful little website, use the miserable little service you offer that brought me here in the first place, and never think of you again.

I do not want to enhance my experience with AI features. I do not want to enable cookies. I do not want to agree to your terms of service. I do not want to speak to an agent who can better understand my needs. I do not want your yearly subscription. I do not want to enable text notifications.

I do not want to subscribe to your emails. I do not want you to update me on the latest deals. I do not want you to integrate with my calendar or my Zoom meetings. I do not want to personalize my experience. I do not want a walkthrough of your product. I do not want to pay for a premium experience.

someone’s back on his japanese vhs digitization bullshit

we already tried that. it was called cohost and we ran out of money. good luck with your thing tho

Probably put my car through a car wash more than once a year.

shit this might be the tastiest soup i ever made

Every Ghostbuster game sucks, and I'll tell you why. It's because they try to shoehorn the concept into an action game, treating the wand like a gun where you shoot at hundreds of ghosts, and that's not what the Ghostbusters do. They spent the majority of their time investigating.

typa shit city guards be saying to travellers nowadays

got a chicken soup going on my desk kitchen at work

everyone talks about harm reduction but no one does anything about it. well, i’m taking the first step: ₕₐᵣₘ

people overreacting in the replies: what are you scared of? a pizza with more cheese? come on.

i do think if your entire social media presence is reposting accounts with over 50K followers who talk exclusively about politics that is a form of selfmade psychosis

endeavor to have a job that can be summed up as selflessly as "help people go to the bathroom"

i’m going straight sluggo mode

I'm gonna watch the hell out this, I bet it pairs well with their episode of Outside In about Comiket, which focused on an associate professor from Thailand who studies fandoms and how they've changed www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...

$4.75/hr at Harkins Theaters in Fashion Square Mall. I worked there long enough to go to a free screening of Private Parts and to have David Spade come through my line at the concession stand, so three weeks.

I saw very little Neo Geo+ coverage this week bothering to mention the man who owns SNK, and I think that is a failing. The retro gaming scene continues to shy away from any uncomfortable realities that get in the way of nostalgic good times. It can and should be better than that

very interesting to see self-proclaimed "rational" people decide that the most "rational" choice in a thought experiment is the one that risks the death of others at their own personal safety. rational, eh? i think you might find that decision is fear-based!

remember when we helped a frog solve fractions

Protein is the AI of packaged foods

Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com