I can't wait to not be able to afford the Grandmother Premium package so my heartfelt memories are interrupted by my Grandmother pitching dick pills to me every 2 minutes

AI investment

Once again gonna recommend the QAA podcast where people who worked with him on a cop show had to constantly tell him that he couldn’t actually do what the character did (like beating people) and that he had to pretend instead of doing it for real

Dumb? Trivia? On Monday? New episode? Yes dumbtrivia.buzzsprout.com/1828748/epis... Remember, Mr Beast has converted to Wahhabism and will be supporting Saudi Arabia in all future endeavors. #dumbtrivia #comedy #mrbeast #podcast #saudiarabia @dumbtriviapodcast.bsky.social

At your baby mama's place, taking poison damage

You know, in the run-up to Iraq, people didn't talk this way out loud. Now? MAGA doesn't understand that there's a loud part and a quiet part.

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

Ever wanna listen to Pork Bun for near to 3 hours??? open.spotify.com/playlist/2I0... #experimentalmusic #ambient #spotift #idm #music #free #weird

This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate. Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...

genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics

donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that

every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”

It's quite fascinating how tradcath converts like JD Vance and Kevin Roberts are increasingly at war with much of a more liberal Catholic Church hierarchy in the United States

O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao? TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him. TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tales of Xillia Remastered courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 2nd, 6:30 PM PT Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED

remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol

the DHS socials are staffed by actual nazis designed to make posts that appeal to nazis, they want genuine believers in a white state. there is not a single ICE agent that “is just following orders”, they’re all buying into an intentionally fascistic project

Mah gawd, that's @nicklutsko.bsky.social (literal) music! youtu.be/n3N-YIfVpFI?...

I don’t need to explain why it’s wildly unacceptable for the military to be illegally privately financed by the president’s wealthy allies, right?

Oh, it's back and #dumb dumbtrivia.buzzsprout.com/1828748/epis...

Oh, it's back and #dumb dumbtrivia.buzzsprout.com/1828748/epis...

#podcast #promotion #trivia #comedy

Podcast has been on a hiatus lately, but we're back!!!!! Enjoy some trivia, that's very dumb, and very funny!!!! @dumbtriviapodcast.bsky.social spotify.link/NUKfQUvnCXb

Podcast has been on a hiatus lately, but we're back!!!!! Enjoy some trivia, that's very dumb, and very funny!!!! @dumbtriviapodcast.bsky.social spotify.link/NUKfQUvnCXb

I love how much every animal on planet earth goes apeshit for gourds

Taking a swipe at the white gamer bros who support the Republican party is an interesting choice. But, while we're here, Medicaid is intened for people who CAN'T AFFORD PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE. What you do, or don't do, SHOULDN'T MATTER when it comes to getting health care.

Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

Would be fucked up if you looked at your baby and it said 1/50 over their head, implying a pikmin is intending to abscond with them

got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast

He is an annoying dork and may or may not have success with this messaging, but this is intentionally calculated. www.wired.com/story/the-re...

He’s wrapping up biblical imagery in techno feudalist accelerationist philosophy. He openly states the antichrist is any institution that claims to be the “savior of humanity” in order to browbeat nerds into thinking any attempt at staving off collapse (and Total Nerd Victory) is pointless and wrong

In my @teenvogue.com debut, I spoke with congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social about the incident involving her and an ICE agent at the Broadview ICE facility earlier this month, where protests against the Trump administration's aggressive immigration policies are ongoing daily.

BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.

One of the most haunting aspects of Squid Game was that the contestants could leave at any point if they wanted to but volunteered to be tortured to death because they were so desperate for money. Anyways...

@travisview.bsky.social might have to revisit that Med Bed episode now 😐

This bumbling cluster fuck of ICE kidnapping a guy, dropping his gun on the ground (because the dude doesn't even have a fucking holster), nearly drops his glasses, and then threatens to shoot a bunch of people, might be the most perfect encapsulation of the agency I've ever seen

that we have built an alternate media ecosystem in which every American city is an apocalyptic hellhole - completely unmoored from reality - and the political system has collapsed to the point that the president can use this fabrication to send troops against his own citizens is a staggering failure

the FBI doesn’t even try anymore

argentina will get more support from the united states government so they can continue their libertarian collapse than americans will get during a recession lol

the FBI has never been a trustworthy organization, but the extent of how they’re going on a media tour to craft the narrative that they want despite the facts is astonishing

Yup. He realized he couldn’t run with the “trans leftist” angle and switched up.

The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming

I'm J-ing my T until I Maxx