Four teams in the American League have winning records. Three teams in the National League have losing records.

Seriously how is he not like 87?

Every city connect jersey looks cheep and tacky as hell. Like those ridiculous FUBU jerseys from the 90s.

Instead of “city connect” jerseys, the Brewers should have an alternate uniform that looks like some random DC Comics superhero like the Packers do.

Whenever I hear an AI company head or proponent speak, I feel like Steve Carell in The Big Short. “Why are they admitting to doing something so wrong and evil?” Oh, they’re *bragging*

Sucks losing to these scrubs. Guys need to get healthy.

Number of teams in the American League with winning records: 3 Number of teams in the National League CENTRAL with winning records: 4

Aren’t there like ten Sounds or Shuckers that hit better than Matos?

We woulda won this game if we didn’t give them this game… and we still might‽

I despise them, but this blows.

I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

Nice

They gotta plunk him. Who’s pitching tomorrow? Someone that throws hard? 😏

Literally impossible to escape that fool’s reach.

Disrespectful to Kobe

How could the people inside tell it was on fire since it always smells like smoke?

Demented leaders, you say?

Depluralize a movie. A Crow on the Orient Express.

“Paris has embarked on a grand transformation, planting 155k trees, adding hundreds of kms of bike lanes, pedestrianising 300 school streets and banning cars from the banks of the Seine. Parking has been turned into green space…Fewer parents fear their child being run over when they walk to school.”

Did he see his shadow?

Did these dorks really cancel a Brewer game‽

Criminals: don’t use this crime fighting tool, for I would like to do crimes. Community leaders: okay, keep on doing those crimes without repercussions. www.wuwm.com/government-p...

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

Major League batting average leader Joey Wiemer.

If you think you know "Machinehead" and "Glycerine," prepare to be surprised by these Tiny Desk arrangements of beloved alt-rock hits. n.pr/41a83PN

“During the Bucks' win over Dallas on March 31, assistant coach Darvin Ham took over in timeouts to draw up plays and get the team set offensively. That was on display throughout the game against Houston as well” Yes, this. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind.

An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying mom and pop alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.

Sal Frelick likes to stand at the top dugout step and just yell. Over and over. “Drag him! Drag him with you!” Now, the whole team is doing it. This, in essence, is the Brewers’ identity. They’re going to drag you. Through long at bats. Through 27 outs of hell. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

That’s a lot of beef.

GTF out of here with this “Wisco” bullshit. All City Connect jerseys are bad, but this is a war crime.

Oops.

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As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.

As the quotes from yesterday dropped. How Doc Rivers still has a job boggles my mind. But I expect nothing less from Jimmy Haslem. #FireDoc #FearTheDeer

Oof, I’m reporting that last pitch to the fan assistance center.

Love that we have a guy that looks exactly like the two fisted slopper.

Instead of the bs challenge procedure, why not just have the system call the pitch correctly in the first place?

One item made it easy to take your music with you and make fun playlists, while the other one ruined society. Tough choice.

Brewers have the best run differential in baseball over the last 163 regular season games.

No day games today is the dumbest scheduling. I would literally watch any game you threw on at noon today.

It’s so dumb that there’s an off day on the second day of the season. Nobody wants this.

Actually pretty stressed about trying to figure out how to watch the Brewers this season. Heard it requires multiple substitutions/aps.

Stealing : Dead :: Throwing : Live

“Mike was in the kitchen handing everyone printouts, and it was the first time we’d spoken since I told him ‘I think Duke’s going all the way’ this time last year,” LQR project manager Lee Zander said

My grandpa was a Marine who secured a few islands. I’m pretty F-ing sure he considered it boots on the ground in combat circumstances.