I’m proud to be on this list too, especially cuz the list is made with A.I. and is therefore as useless as tits on a lizard. Now my goal is to get “useless as tits on a lizard” into the “slur” category. ✊🙌😂🤖

Woman (1990)

Hedy Lamar (not Hedly)

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Alice in Furs

What other Scorcese films should be TV? BRINGING OUT THE DEAD 1hr prestige GOODFELLAS, halfhour sitcom AFTER HOURS, black mirror-style THE DEPARTED, network procedural KING OF COMEDY, game show TAXI DRIVER, reality show MEAN STREETS, true detective-style anthology SHUTTER ISLAND, twilight zone-style

Your regular reminder that when David Duke ran for statewide office in the early 1990s, the MAJORITY of white Louisiana voters pulled the lever for him. This was AFTER they’d seen the pictures of Duke in a Klan outfit and a Nazi uniform.

One of my many many many hot takes is that Alice > Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Mr Brightside losing to Hey Ya in the semis just shows how much the zeitgeist has changed in 13 years. Hey Ya is now classic rock and I hear Brightside 10x a week in random places

Happy Mother’s Day

If anyone in New Orleans is looking for interesting takes on classical Italian dishes, check out Arabella on St Claude. Their Hasta La Pasta Baby is a brilliant remix of lasagna, using curly noodles in a bowl instead of lasagna noodles in a cake formation. 🧑‍🍳😘🍲😋

Happy Mother’s Day

This Mother’s Day, nearly 150,000 mothers will spend the day apart from their children. 58% of all women in U.S. prisons are mothers. 80% of women in jails, including many who are incarcerated awaiting trial simply bc they can’t afford bail. Read: www.prisonpolicy.org/blog/2023/03...

All the great films are about death… #FEARLESS is one of the greatest movies about death of all time. I been swimming in death all my life, it’s the air I breathe, everything in this beautiful movie rings true. The endless stunned purgatory before grief. @blankcheck.bsky.social youtu.be/MQsybvRBy2Q

Downtown New Orleans businesses that closed in April-May... - Checkpoint Charlies - Habana Outpost - Iggy's - Frenchmen AllDay - Bratz Y'all (last day is May 31) - Mags 940 WTF 🤬🤷‍♂️

Watched this last night and it's a delight. The author deeply understands both acting and the Muppets and uses almost all primary sources. The story is way deeper than the meme that everyone parrots.

Yes please. Would subscribe just to watch Kelsey Grammer die from hentavirus

MIKE: life gave me hard lemons

Instead of getting a vastly more compassionate & egalitarian country, we are transferring vast wealth to private oil companies for *nothing* -- no national benefit whatsoever. And where are the fiscal conservatives? Where are the deficit & inflation scolds? Where's "we can't afford it"?

Digital “convenience” was the first lie that led to this hellscape. Amazon, Uber, FedEx, Starbucks, DoorDash, FB Marketplace… Imagine a government that could prevent corporations from propagating bullshit at the expense of small businesses. #BOYCOTT #buylocal #DenyDefendDispose #destroymonopolies

My Walkman was not inconvenient. I bought a tape of music, I didn't pay for streaming services. The music couldn't be taken from me after that by the place I bought it or the publisher. I put it in the Walkman. I pressed play. Often I did this while going for a walk. The music played.

None of us can cancel everything. But all of us can cancel SOMETHING. One eminently practical suggestion: Does your family have more than one Amazon Prime account? You absolutely don't need more than one! Cancel one of those tonight!

The boyos must sense the storm coming cuz they all decided to camp together under my desk 🐶🐶🐶

Downtown New Orleans businesses that closed in April-May... - Checkpoint Charlies - Habana Outpost - Iggy's - Frenchmen AllDay - Bratz Y'all (last day is May 31) - Mags 940 WTF 🤬🤷‍♂️

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

pronouncing testosterone so it rhymes with rice-a-roni

"I really love driving cars!" — a dog, after going for a ride.

My favorite Spike Jonze movie by a country mile. Criminally underrated and overdue for a rediscovery.

The average Canadian has three friends

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

Because SNEAKERS is, alas, fiction

Let’s never forget that #Blockbuster was pure trash that put a nation of real video stores out of business. I remember renting BAD LIEUTENANT in college and discovering it was 40 MINUTES LONG cuz they edited it without permission and didn’t even say so on the box. Fuck them forever. 🪦🖕🤮

Every ad for consumer ai is like “Are you fucking dumb and bad at everything but also too lazy to do anything about it? You’ll love our ai.”

You guys — it’s happening!! www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you

What if I told you the 1989 Best Short Film Oscar-winner 🏆was written by Steven Wright, directed by GALAXY QUEST’s Dean Parisot, stars Rowan Atkinson, Laurie Metcalf, SW, David Hyde Pierce, Mike Starr, & Joe Grifasi, and is watchable for free right now? 🙌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=z65A...

This has real "Can I offer you a hand grenade?" (from The Phoenician Scheme) energy

“If the worst thing I'm remembered for is colorizing a few movies, that's OK with me." Farewell to Ted Turner (1938-2026) whose transformation from despoiler to savior of classic film is a redemption arc for the ages.

VHS cassette packaging design was on another level

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Overthinking Green Beans…🤷🏻‍♂️ Oh wait that’s a cooking show on Peacock

Annual tradition… 54 songs in 5/4 for 5/4 now updated to include Taylor Swift, Hozier, and Ellis Marsalis What time is it? Compound time! open.spotify.com/playlist/3rb...

Chewbacca has been done dirty by the entire franchise. Smart, brave, competent, and loyal, he can fly a starship, repair just about anything, and yet is basically treated like a dog cuz he's hairy and doesn't speak English. Pure speciesism. E.g. Force Awakens ends w Rey flying the Falcon… no fn way!