Masturbating during WFH hours is peak pride behavior

stop!! shaving!! your hairy chests!!!!

My friends always have my consent to show me what they’re working with

In danger of losing my Boy Kisser status. Who wants to help me avoid that?

I’ve been slacking this Masturbation Month. Need a bud to hold me accountable to shoot a load a day. Any takers?

lowkey hate trials and don’t get me started on tribulations

I need 3 volunteers

I need a job like that guy who edges hot guys for a living

I just want friends I can hangout naked with and jerk off with

Currently getting our wifi upgraded and I’m so feral that I can’t stop fantasizing about blowing the hot daddy-type worker in my basement

Work crush shared photos of when he was younger & he’s just gotten hotter with age

So fucking feral tonight. Craving a nice thick cock to suck

The WFH horn is so strong, I’m feral

Also I’m thinking about doing naked yoga with Abbott

Waking up to drunk texts from a friend left me a little leaky

*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

The snow day horn is extreme today

I’m very competitive but I think a dick comparison competition is one I’d always be happy to lose tbh

Adding to the pit tax. Come take a whiff

The group chat had me extra #leaky this morning

Who wants to do this with me?

Love when my bro helps me ejaculate semen from my hairy penis. #brotherhood #bator #penis #masturbation #masturbatepenis #adultmales

Been treating my apartment as a bate den with my roommates away for the weekend. Working on load 6 now 😈 I love being a #bator

Here’s my first #UnhungSunday post. Last measure captured about 5.5”

sorry I'm just thinking about Josh O'Connor dressed as a priest again

At this point, depression should be paying rent.

Salty super soaker? 🔫

I’m overdue for some group fun. Desperately need to hookup with a sexy couple soon

#HeatedRivalry is to blame for this.

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Missing vacation

Need a buddy bate/edge session desperately. 😵‍💫

Times are hard, and so am I. Dropping this here and would love for you to come join me. 😈 onlyfans.com/dexhudson

RT if you want to reach in and grab it

I love horror movies, I love haunted houses, I love pumpkin spice, I love fun-sized candy, I love costume parties, so yes I’m a

Enjoying the campfire #straightmen

toke and stroke?

Very excited to try this out. Thanks @batorbalm.bsky.social

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