reporting live post-gay guy haircut day

saw someone wearing one of these this morning and like they're kinda fun! but I also feel like they're overkill for my exclusively pedestrian (and cyclist) running route

For the crown's in the vault, from when I won Miss Baltimore Craaabssss

how can I make this sunrise about me?

I have identified a new neighbor who seems to not like wearing a shirt. ever

Darlene Mitchell

how do I make running sluttier

me: I do not need any new workout clothes! my bank: here's 10% back if you spend money on workout clothes! me:

why did everyone get a haircut today I should've gotten a haircut today

took half the week off next week just to exist not at work for a minute

home from work

I've been trying to make an effort to stand up straight and not slouch and it's HARD

goodnight bsky

It was 80 degrees yesterday and today it's 50

Let’s get this place HUMID

y'all I'm goin through a dryyyy spellll

ain't nobody's tool up in my shed, ain't nobody's boots under my bed

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

It cost nearly $50 to fill up my car (from 1/4 of a tank) for the first time in the two years that I've owned it so. That's neat

lol a neighbor catcalled me while I was mowing (shirtless) and I know he was probably being an asshole but I'm choosing to believe it was a compliment

Going through a dry spell

this new Kacey Musgraves era is gonna heal me

sorry I'm late for work boss, I was up all night helping the people of bleak beach restore their power grid

I have finally achieved my very long-term goal of weighing less than 200lbs (I weighed in at 198)

it's random little bugs getting stuck to me season again

good afternoon bsky

sry I forgot to post today

have you found the music, found the music, your new religion today?

I'm not depressed anymore!

alright I've taken the pokopia pill

a new bird feeder has entered the chat

good morning

caught a whiff of a freshly bloomed bradford pear tree and thought of u

did you know if you go to bed at 8pm springing forward doesn't piss you off as much?

I feel the beat I feel the beat it's like a new religion.......

I'll be done depression posting soon I promise

Yeah

I'd die for fashion, but now? I'm living for me

When the drink be too strong when the tree be way too strong

what if I buzzed my hair off

when I clicked play I was instantly transported to an Abercrombie & Fitch where this is playing full volume

This will fix me

this kinda derailed my whole day and I didn't get any work done which made me feel worse bc I hate feeling unproductive 🥰

splish splash

The only thing getting me through this fuck ass week is that I have two!! bird feeders being delivered tomorrow and both of them were free 😭

I need a VACATION

I hope you all remember to pokopia to the polls

I'm lol