sometimes I get really fucking stressed thinking about what happens when we die lol

Don’t put your filthy paws on Pink, you fat funky rat

this season on real housewives of the bird feeder

back to regularly scheduled programming today (which is basically the same just less horny)

sry to be annoying but I just dropped $1,800 on tires 🤪 onlyfans.com/realh0eswives

I remembered I have a necklace

I will never forgive AI for destroying one of my favorite emoji/symbols the humble sparkle

every time I lift a weight I think about this

I did leg day AND went for a run today are u proud of me

as soon as I get rid of these love handles it's over for y'all

sorry I posted three pics of myself today 😔

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I'm cutting some of my old, too big shirts into cropped tanks 🙂‍↕️

less harry potter more hairy otters

waiting in a random aisle for the celsius man to finish restocking so I can take all the cherry cola ones

you can have your space ... cowboy

okay I'll do mcm for once

I'm waiting for the day I check this feeder and it's on the ground because of these fuckers 🫩

the sexual tension between me and my neighbor across the street trying to back out of our driveways at the same time

good morning

ok girl 🙄

"post the light in your eyes" sister, the light in my eyes has been long gone ever since i discovered the woes of late stage capitalism

I love eating trail mix it's like bird seed for humans

well well well look who it is

everyday i’m thankful for this app and the community we’ve gained together

I love you and your freaky little eyes

ANYway I looked cute today and had a good workout and the birds were extra sing-songy and that's all that matters

Except for this person lmao

I really appreciate how short his shorts have been all season

y'all are so nice to me 😭

arm day and fcf collide

okay serious question is it cuter to wear necklaces in or out when you're wearing a t-shirt

me on monday: okay it's time to stop spending money on unnecessary things me today: should I buy another bird feeder

sry to post again but these pics are exactly a year apart this is wild to me

interval training day 😮‍💨

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hi

kinda want to try a different running route for my easy runs but it would mean my coworkers potentially seeing me shirtless 🫪

got in my feels at work today bc nobody asked me how my race went despite knowing it was happening

hot jump rope man on tiktok finally took his shirt off we won

love to eat a bowl of lettuce with some other bullshit in it

does anyone want to fund a life for me that is carefree and enjoyable

Happy tuesday

I don't have to report for jury duty tomorrow which means I have to go to work

I promote it so infrequently so just a reminder that I do still post every monday at onlyfans.com/realh0eswives in case anyone's curious 🫣

Can anyone explain why I'm feeling anxious about money today? What are the planets doing

progress 🙂‍↕️

official race pics dropped and I'm nowhere to be found. somehow, this is homophobic