I've got new job nerves and I can't sleep 🥲

new pfp just because

let's all stand up and do a cleansing breath rn

here I am, once again, asking this question

god ... we will never be free from Owen Hunt will we

ever since I learned about lao gan ma I use that shit in everything, sodium be damned

8 miles on this 50 degree morning 🤩

It's my last day in my current position at work 🥲 onwards and upwards, I guess!

this is not me saying 9-1-1 is good but 9-1-1 Nashville is......... so bad..........

I ordered one running tank top and all of my ads are hot shirtless runners now, this is both a blessing and a curse considering how much scrolling on my phone I'm doing in the office today

Good thing tomorrow is fat cock Friday so we can finally find out who is really autistic and who has been lying this entire time!

decided to make brownies right now despite my bedtime being in like 30 minutes

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

is it okay to bully her now

RHOC really fell off for me when they bullied Katie into not filming

should I get Raising Cane's for dinner

I like wearing tank top undershirts bc they make my body feel more defined than it actually is lol

this week is moving soooo slooooww

got told today to start familiarizing myself with copilot bc it's a useful tool they use a lot in this department I knew it was too good to be true

this has been the longest week ever and it's only Wednesday 😭

utah socialite

😴

thinking about my new coworker with the sad eyes and really sharp jawline

alone in my tower version .....................

neat

is there anything more embarrassing than seeing a former coworker out in public and they either don't recognize you or pretend like they don't?

thx for enduring my posts today

the ghost shorts were vetoed so here's where we landed and honestly? yeah

anyway if you see me in a public place looking at my phone there's a 90% chance I'm looking at my bird cameras

some of y'all are so annoying with your engagement farming and yet I continue to follow anyway bc you're also hot

whoever thought it was a good idea to start putting WWHL episodes in with the Housewives episodes on peacock needs to be fired

now hold on a minute

is this a cute pride fit since our pride is during Halloween month

the sky looks cool this morning

I so badly want to be able to wear 3inch running shorts but my giant ass thighs simply will not allow it

goodnight bsky

need to finish silksong so I can finish donkey kong so I can finish ghost of tsushima so I can start ghost of yōtei

bad tattoos on leather tanned skin, jesus christ on a plastic sign

i am doing ‘october’ this month. it is where i everyday in october

ya sure I'll do a free (company sponsored) 10K in 18 days

when it's arm day but it's hump day

been awake since 2:30 🫩

hey so getting to make my own schedule is crazy

Finally started on putting this set together 🥰

it's normal to enjoy sorting the legos as much actually putting together the set right

Think we’re finally ready for this conversation

Monday's post-workout treat has shifted to a pumpkin donut. Because fall!

yes I burned down your house you sleazy little whore

hot coworker who I've always wanted to see without a shirt on ran by me this morning (shirtless) I can't stop winning