I did take a hump day pic too in case anyone was wondering

I will unfortunately be preordering

good afternoon

"well the only other coworker you had was a girlfriend in florida"

happy tuesday bsky

I'm not feeling work today let's all go home

Look 😭🥹😭🥹😭🥹

Wait I kinda love these

My mom: are you gonna call your dad today? Me: who? why would I do that? (We haven't spoken in like 10 years and the last time we did he spent the whole conversation talking about how broke he was bc he was still afraid my mom was going to try and sue him for years of unpaid child support

shorter shorts and longer miles

evening plans

finally following the advice of my hot dentist and drinking coffee through a straw

Unfortunately I do think at least a couple of you are catfish but I have no proof so keep doing you

Drove to Florida Thursday and packed a uhaul, then drove back from Florida and unpacked that same uhaul yesterday and I somehow still feel alive today 🤸‍♀️

basically the same post as yesterday except I'm home now and it's fcf

this reflecting pool drama is so funny to me like he really is so stupid

I am confused by this hotel bathroom lighting

just loaded a uhaul in an hour who won't me

got my Peachtree Road Race number in the mail today and it makes me excited bc I'm finally doing it again after a 4 year break and also this will be my 8th time and the most prepared I have ever been

I think this has become my favorite running fit I love bright colors

gm I fell asleep reading Barbara Walters' wikipedia page

There are tadpoles growing in my bird bath 🫪 which is kinda cool but I'm also afraid they're not gonna make it 😭

i never even told y'all i got a haircut did i

I don't wanna talk about it

how it feels to have 9 hours of screen time per day

as someone who lives a mostly fragrance free lifestyle I am genuinely asking, what in the hell compels someone to put a glad plug-in in every single room of their home?

got one of the burgers w/ a jalapeno spread on it from sonic so if y'all don't hear from me tomorrow it's bc I died

made a slight adjustment to my running form which has greatly decreased shin pain but caused a noticeable increase in glute soreness. Watch this space

gm

I had a fudgicle and I went to bed

and here I am still thinking about the straight man from ashley furniture who did not flirt w/ me but looked like brandon perea in nope

gay guy salesperson flirted w/ me at rooms to go but did not give my mom a discount on her new couch and loveseat 🤔

gm 9.8 miles later

good afternoon bsky

need more of u to be gay together on the tl so I can use this pic

Calorie deficit that was already hanging on by a thread is out the window bc I got a bag of cheez-its AND a bag of cookies from the work vending machine

gm 🥹

It is perfectly normal to eat 7-12 handfuls of chips or pretzels while deciding if you want chips or pretzels

I don't feel like working today what should I do instead

the timeline gagging over ai deep fakes. we're cooked

generative ai adoption feels inescapable my whole workgroup is obsessed with it and they look at me like I'm crazy when I make a negative comment about it. I'm so exhausted lol

computah

this is crazy lmao I cannot wait

cute or boot?

good afternoon

I love you even though you get your hair everywhere

wait I liked this one too

you wouldn't believe how sweaty I am rn