SHUT UP. IM PREGNANT.

Let’s start an over 30 thread ✨ 3️⃣8️⃣

who’s starting the what’s your mother’s maiden name thread 🤩💖😌

Had a little impromptu date this afternoon and he took the cutest pic of me! 🎄

Happy Friday, 🚬 s! Let the weekend commence 🫶🏼

11/10 no notes 🥹

Happy Thanksgiving, boyfriends in my phone 🦃

Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.

she’s so me

Gm! #mcm

Craving a Bloody Mary

Camping besties unite

Love being gay 😏

Fucking *wild* it took this long

Really wanting to get a date this year and go to Zoo lights ❤️💚❤️💚..... but if I don't ⬇️

Eye thread!

this is incredibly accurate and also making a flash mob joke is the most 38-year-old-2009-twitter post i can think of

CREAM PIES.

“LGB without the T” hey so actually go kill ypurslef

Xmas tree has been erected. Bets on how long before one of the felines takes its down??

A year on bsky and y’all have become my favorite little corner of the internet.Thanks for the chaos, the kindness, and the delusion. In honor of today, please enjoy yet another thirst trap feat. Gatito who remains the real king #blueskyiversary

Forgot to post this earlier. I was trapped like this for a solid hour

Gato content

Golden hour in my office this time of the year slaps

Still working our way through approx. 23,000 pages of Epstein related documents released by House Oversight Cmte. In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump ==>

Good morning, boyfriends in my phone. Why isn’t it Friday?

A building that once housed around 230 students near the University of Massachusetts Amherst is now a pile of rubble and ash, and the university is trying to help those affected.

If anyone is looking for Xmas ideas

this is literally never not accurate

Tomorrow is a federal holiday, what do you want from me

Today has big 'sit down in the shower' energy.

Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

Fighting off the Sunday scaries with gardening

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Update

Points were made

A lazy and relaxing Saturday. Hoping to avoid putting clothes on for as long as possible

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Good afternoon, slurs! The personal trainer is truly kicking my ass… but I think we’re seeing some results?? 🤨

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Update:

Goooood morning! (Gatito says go Zohran!)

This person took this when they called the race

Imagine losing twice to the same person in the same election like I’d kms

I mean this is so far pretty close to a 10 out of 10 night for Democrats. Winning everywhere! Statewide in PA and GA, huge margin in VA gov race. Sherrill tracking double digits as well! Mamdani above 50% in a the highest turnout in NYC since 1969. Big pick ups in VA House of Delegates.

Schumer calling to congratulate Mamdani

Socialism is alive and Dick Cheney is dead

Just stop being poor you guys

Had a good workout and a haircut and now I’m going to be masc and drink beer and watch football 💅