Quote this with a selfie if you’re Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

Mentally I’m here

#mcm is upon us and I have to email my boss and let him know I lost my work phone 🥳

How’s Sunday treating all my phone boyfriends?

On route to the confederacy. Wish me luck…at least I got ✨upgraded ✨

I love you all sm. Thanks for gassing me up 🥹🫶🏼

Seeing my ex this weekend for the first time in 6 months. I feel like the revenge bod is revenging, yeah? 😌

This brought me joy—had to share: Chicago fire dept chases ICE away

39⁰F morning

Good morning, phone boyfriends 🥰 It’s towel Tuesday and el gatito says hiii (couldn’t decide which I liked better so here’s two)

Life is such shit right now—it’s ok to let people have a little joy 🫠

Honestly so thrilled that it’s sweater weather 🍁 🍂

We are so cooked

Good morning my favorite f-slurs! How are we today? I fear I’m starting to enjoy these 6:30am workouts (Gatito would say hi but he’s busy with breakfast)

Monthly note of appreciation for all my sexy and hilarious internet boyfriends. Y'all always make me smile.

“Jesus didn’t know we switched calendars”

👰🏼‍♂️

Some Gatito content for #mcm

New gatito update

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

Here’s my “it’s almost Friday and we survived another week of dystopia” thirst trap ✨

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Procured a kitten today. Gato is mostly disinterested.

Trump's recent escalation has not been well received by voters. Polling over last 10 days: 39%-60% (-21) AP-NORC 38%-59% (-21) ARG 41%-58% (-17) Reuters/Ipsos 39%-56% (-17) Economist/YouGov 40%-56% (-16) Gallup 43%-56% (-13) WaPo/Ipsos 42%-55% (-13) GE Morris/Verasign "Trump" the brand is failing.

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Good morning beautiful gays in my phone 😘

tylenol™️ gave me gay

Wait what are we wearing for the rapture

It’s the addition of wheels to make the act of carrying the cross easy and painless that really tells you everything you need to know about the absolutely uncritical and selfish ideological positioning of this kind of politics.

lol they really done fucked it huh?

Tbf it’s been a good week

Heyyyyy @sentimentbot.bsky.social

Love notes from a guy that ghosted over a month ago 🥰😍🥰

Chat, it was a pretty fucking good day. Don’t forget to stop and enjoy the small w’s, they matter

your honor i apologize that my client is the most fuckable man alive

Angry loner :/

The horrors persist, internet boyfriends. At least it was a nice sunrise this morning. 🫶🏼

I’d love to be drunk off a vodka cranberry right about now

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

I’ve had a few wines. Will probably delete later 🙃

A bit of gym progress??

using a GIF or vid, share your mood for the weekend 🖤

🕺🏽 💃 💃 🕺🏽

We always knew exactly who the shooter would be. The only detail we didn't know was his name.

New professional headshot has dropped

sorry to report my finest work remains relevant