Thank you! Have a cute introvert dance with Linda as your prize. (I watched about 30 seconds of it + saw Jannik lose a point while serving for the match, then navigated away)

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

I will gently suggest 'a curse on his bloodline' however hyperbolic is not the best thing to say about a guy who beat the mother of his child #abuse #DomesticAbuse #Zverev

Think we all just collectively agree to forget the ATP 2026 season post Aus Open to whenever the heck Carlitos returns

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Jannik needs to win tomorrow so we can have Hot Introveet Summer 2

Sorry that my genuine happiness about a possible Sinner title repeat is tempered by my complete disinterest in looking at his final opponent

Sinner Djokosmashing on break point...dark magicks. #tennis

yeah and like, for her sake I really wish that the best strategy would be to just keep her head down and play ball, but I think the league really needs her to lead the charge against this shit.

man this just fucking sucks, and from everything I’ve ever see Clark wants none of this and is just being used by a bunch of assholes who give zero shits about women’s basketball and just want to use it as one more front in the Forever Culture War

Positive mindset adjustment: my Sunday is freed up because I'm not gonna watch That Guy in another final. #tennis

Printing turn by turn directions off mapquest.

people talk a lot about pre/post-internet microgenerations but let me hear from all the others in my microgeneration, the “printing maps off Mapquest” microgeneration.

Love this play by play (and good excuse to revisit the match points I missed when a contractor randomly showed up at the door 90 minutes early) defector.com/karolina-muc...

The Clark thing intrigues me so much because she is simultaneously an actual star and a huge disappointment. Like if LeBron James ended up being about Melo good but came with even more deranged discourse.

which cursed superstar life would you pick CC: impossible narrative zugzwang, championed by bigots, casual observers think you are racist, injuries but elite ZION: messy personal life, people say on tv that chefs of NOLA love to see you coming, worst sartorial moves all time, high peak but washed

I've never seen Psycho and choose to believe it's about two ladies who are CRAZY about Anthony Perkins

It keeps sounding like they're calling this soccer player "A Mean Spy"

Wimbledon making a strong argument for holding the WTA finals in Prague

Patrick McEnroe (1) saying 'the Ukraine' and (2) bewildered about the Czechoslovakia > Czech Republic > Czechia changes, i swear i've been noticing the exact same thing about him for the last 5 slams

'Pick the Czech' is a good way to go in your women's Wimbledon brackets. Also is Noskova the first GS finalist with a septum piercing?

Very few players losing a GS semifinal from THAT match point up would be as collected and graceful as Coco Gauff right now. She’s always been like this but it’s a good reminder of how great à face she is for the game.

I like my TennisSky timeline right now -- seems to be evenly split between Mookie and Coco fans but everyone respects the other player. Not gonna be the same in the men's semis, with a couple of seriously unloved players. #Wimbledon

coco will get her wimbledon. she proved it in this tournament. maybe it wasn’t now, but she showed how much she improved on grass in this one

Many reasons why tennis is the best sport in the world but the interplay between clutchness-on-instinct and being too nervous to hit the ball cleanly like in the second half of that tiebreak might be the biggest

GO GET YOUR SLAM, MOOKIE!!!!

That’s rough for Coco because she had this on that FH. It was over. Ofc she has already defied her grass expectations here but when u get that match point… And played so well in that third set…

I've seen enough. Welcome back, Roger Federer. #tennis

The only place real customer service lives in my town is the big ladies bra store, which is basically just like running shoes.

“Sports teach you teamwork and character!” buddy tennis teaches you that you were born alone and you will die that way as well

Fine, I like grass court tennis now

the embargo is now up so i can tell you that the little house on the prairie essay i wrote for nymag will go up probably next week, and in the mean time i look forward to watching the right-wing media lose its shit over Woke Little House

American Girl needledrop going to ad is excellent

Coco doing Coco things in this Wimbledon match (complimentary AND derogatory)

"Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist" I'm doing great

Absolute. Insanity! Last year, when Lois Boisson made the semifinals of her home slam as a wildcard, folks said it could never happen on the men's side. Wrong! Arthur Fery continues his unbelievable run at Wimbledon, toppling #9 seed Flavio Cobolli 6-4, 7-6⁴, 6-0.

Can't believe Wimbledon's done by east coast lunchtimrle

A few years ago I looked into the comic adaptation rights for the Prydain series but they were unavailable, likely tied up in movie rights. Anyway, here is my Taran & Eilonwy. Let me do this comic someday pleeeaaase

This re: why can't American men win Slams. Well the same 3 guys won almost all of them for 20 years. Australia feels worse about this than we do.

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

What's the best sad song to put on an in memoriam fan edit for Fritz's streak against Z? (Also, certainly Z will mention that Fritz was hurt, as he does everytime HE loses).

(I'm happy for Fery, it's not like Flavio was gonna give Z problems) #tennis

We used to have Sincaraz.

Tatjana Maria now on court in Newport, where the grass season continues. Streaming available all week long!

Flavio's basically a less mean Holger Rune. We need them in the ecosystem but they're not coming through in big matches

Just remember the women's bracket is blessed.

That's my guy.

That guy simply not allowed to get a Channel Slam, I'll take Novak 25 over that.

Most exciting about the Emmy nominations is learning which of the shows you've been watching for the past year are dramas or comedies

I mean, it would open up the possibility of 🐀 getting rinsed by lil Arthur Fery That would f*** him up