...been banned when Conker's Bad Fur Day came out.

Dems could probably spend a couple text nag campaigns worth of money straight up feeding people and win a shitload of people over.

My son keeps asking why I don't take this out of the package. The packaging is why I bought it!

If I was an engineer at SpaceX the very first thing I'd work on is how the astronauts are gonna get out/home when the dumb thing tips over. My Credentials: 1000+ hours of ksp. (also like 80% of all recent real moon landings.)

Look at what they took from you! We will have to spend billions clawing back to this level of coverage.

I well actually'd a friend who said they saw an SR-71 at an airport and told them that it was an A12 Oxcart. I wasn't trying to diminish it. I think it's way cooler that they saw an Oxcart! This is a problem I probably would know how to fix if I had watched the hit cbs sitcom big bang theory.

Got a pair of stretchy jeans for the first time. I mean, I thought the future would have flying cars and robots and stuff, but I'm feeling like these are a good compromise.

Def my favorite news debate segment: Disheveled - obviously underpaid but passionate- scientist/doctor Televangelist level swag - paid to believe something - former scientist/doctor Webcam not working - patreon supported youtube lunatic - no qualifications

when i was like 13 I went to cheapo to buy offspring's smash. The guy in the shop said if I liked punk i should check out some other stuff and pointed me to this record and op ivy's energy. that dude ruled

Hotline Miami

I think my favorite thing about kids is how much they love what age they are. "We got five apples, I'M FIVE!"

Folks my 65 year old uncle installed Linux on his laptop. I'm so proud of him.

Talking sucks. I suck at talking. Why would I talk to a computer when I can do almost everything in a few clicks? It's insane. They talk to the computers in star trek because people are watching a TV show and don't want to watch Data enter "scan-planet -power 99.5 -angle 45 -includeLifeforms".

To anyone stressing out about Windows 10 end-of-life I've converted a handful of 65+ folks laptops to Ubuntu (linux) and it works just fine for what they need. Browsing, maybe some spreadsheets. It's fine! It works and it's not intrusive at all. The only thing it nags you with is to update.

I had a dream last night that someone stole all the baskets and doodads off of my cargo bike. When I got on to ride it home it was like I was on a rocket bike zooming around the city. The wind howled past me. Passing cars looked like streaks of light. It was glorious.

Tally marks on the nose of my Mazda 5 marking the # of boomers I've converted to Linux because their laptop won't support Win 11.

What could be better than acing early in a round and proceeding to bogey three of the easiest holes on the course (11, 16, & 18)

Tech: AI is going to change the world, computers are smart now and your life will be better. Also Tech: I saw you bought a hammock and now I'm going to spam all of your ad algorithms with hammocks because obviously you have a thing for hammocks, I'm very smart.

Oh no the big number expired better go get a new big number. -Sysadmins

Birthday present from my wife. I think she gets me.

A silicon valley dweeb after getting cold read by a carnival psychic: "This changes...everything."

Started christmas shopping early thinking I'd get ahead of things. Is it just me or are kids toys outrageously expensive?

Absolutely killed it at disc golf today. Scored my PR on two tough courses.

The Worst Person: "I'm gonna schedule this weekly recurring meeting over the lunch hour"

Giant spool of plastic conduit, a backhoe, and a truck labeled "Underground Fiber" at the end of the block, LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Let's start a go fund me to help microsoft rebuild their printing stack. I hate it so much. I don't think there is any single windows service that has caused me more late nights than spool. 7/10 times it's some arcane ass solution from a random forum post from 2008.

"When I'm a tier 3 tech I won't have to deal with printing issues anymore." and other lies I've told myself.

Watched Star Wars with the kids. It was a hit. Great success. Empire in a few weeks, only one knows, he's been sworn to secrecy.

Getting back into Kerbal space program. Man this game is a triumph.

I just saw that Undaunted Normandy was pulled from Steam. I'm wondering if they decided to go with a different developer or if there are plans for a different digital version. I was looking forward to it, though reviews were mixed. I really just want a digital way to play the solo rules. alas.

Website: Oh you have an ad blocker? Don't you love us? Me: Oh yeah, you are a good site and I would like to support you. /turnoffaddblocker Website: **PSYCHIC ATTACK MOVING BOXES FLASHING LIGHTS DICK PILL ADS GORE ADS**

The thing I like about bluesky, or the folks I follow, is there is a lot less talk about follower counts, like counts or any of that. It's there but no one gives a shit.

Thinking of that Vinge book where one of the key law enforcement agencies was basically tasked with monitoring and acting on memes. Book was set in 2025.

Posted my puzzle score into the boys chat instead of puzzle chat. I'm never going to recover from this.

I have a super power. I can look at a grocery cart and guess within a couple bucks how much the total is. It's an annoying and only slightly useful skill. I laughed out loud when the teller read off the total a couple days ago, I was so far off. Why isn't everyone losing their minds? lol whatever

That npm attack is so bad, holy shit lol.

its always funny when state fair come around and folks are like "pickle pizza!? My word!" And I'm over here realizing other folks don't put pickles on *everything*

I wonder if a tool library would have interest in IT paraphernalia. Serial to USB adaptors. USB 3.5 disk readers. That sort of thing.

This company was an MLM fyi Also one vacation we stopped here instead of Cooperstown and it made me so mad.

I learned recently that a ton of people have their retirement and or general investments 100% in the S&P and man, that's so crazy. I mean I get it, those numbers going up forever sounds really nice.

Any time you read about some random Polish regiment they'll be called the "Zouves Of Death" or something like that, dressed like lunatics, and were the baddest mother fuckers.

Every now and then I think about how much of my job revolves around generating very big numbers and hoping people cant guess them/steal them.

Did youtube do some weird shit with their compression algorithm or did someone slip me mushrooms?

Xenonauts: What greater joy is there than having a scout preset a C4 timer, then forgetting about it and it blowing up the whole squad?

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Tonight's soccer scrimmage team names: "The Girl Eagles and 1 Human Boy" vs. "Fortnite Battlepass"

I never noticed that VLCs release names are Discworld characters, that's kind of neat.

More like the raddest bike path of all time. mirite?

My champ Thunderbird, Tee-bird, and pro Valk all broke into their sweet spots at the same time. I'm basically a god out on the disc golf course right now.

Land value tax