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Seduce & scheme 🫱🏿🫲🏾 Skeet & skeedaddle Here for the giggles D|M|V 40+
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower
7 days ago
“Everybody is responsible for aftercare.”
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Feyd-Author
8 days ago
If you're looking to support black indie authors, please consider my book A Prophetic Fate: ⚡ Greek mythology inspired modern day setting 🌙 Werewolves 🧛🏽♂️ Vampires 🌊 Messy Gods Available for KU, eBook, paperback and hardback. Link to purchase:
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Capital Weather Gang
7 days ago
STRONG MESSAGING about the seriousness of the cold and wind on Saturday from the National Weather Service. Power outages possible. Longest period with subzero wind chills in 30+ years. A good day to stay inside, or bundle up big time if you have to be outside.
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Bree Nachelle
9 days ago
That I need to make sure to ask for enough money to cover the therapy and drugs required to work there.
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This child ate all my damn ice cream bars and school is closed again tomorrow.
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toxic lightskin.
12 days ago
I love when they get comfortable around you and start to soften up and enjoy themselves without feeling the pressure of the world (in that moment) 🫶🏽
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Watching them experience joy. It’s like the sun exists within them.
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Merriam-Webster
15 days ago
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JazzReads📚
15 days ago
Come on!!!
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Boats & Garden Hoes
17 days ago
My brother in Christ. Black women hear no all the time. Relationships aren’t about teaching a moral lesson or raising your spouse (it sounds like you’re speaking about a child when you say she needs to understand the word no”). You should be her safe place where she hears yes more than no.
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Imani Gandy
18 days ago
If they ban whistles switch to cowbells. It'll be fun for all the Gen Xers. Because we need more cowbell.
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Number 2 gon get you put out
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Quality time. A night in. Takeout, flowers, candles, and a book. Read to me while I lie in your arms.
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19 days ago
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This child really is pissed that she can’t just hop in the car and leave. Like, do you not see how it looks outside?!!
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Mikki Kendall
19 days ago
It is totally fine for people who have been harmed to hear an apology and refuse to accept it. To acknowledge it and never trust the person saying it. To expect more than words. Get comfortable with the uncomfortable because the real world does not function like a sitcom.
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mermaid (ominous)
20 days ago
Nobody has ever "so what you about to get into"d me. Ushering me out in my party dress and heels? Just throw me down a flight of stairs 😭
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AmeriKraut
23 days ago
"you know i don't like women with bald hair but i guess it works for you." - the unasked
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Chef Slut
2 months ago
She got too many unread emails, she about to cry, they making her work, she’s had 4 grapes and an iced coffee for a meal and her period on the way. She needs food, a forehead kiss, and several orgasms. Then to be held.
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Solomon
3 months ago
and when power is all you care about... perversion is the product
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Can you recognize the signs of a stroke?
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Princess
3 months ago
Check on your folks, especially the elders, the disabled, the chronically ill, and the single parents. Survival mode can pull us deep into isolation, but we were never meant to carry any of this alone.
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Wat
3 months ago
DMV folks with HS students interested in HBCUs, Alfred Street’s HBCU festival is Nov. 14-15 Over 70 colleges and universities will be represented during the two-day event. Many will provide on-the-spot admission decisions, conduct music auditions, waive application fees, offer scholarships, etc.
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23rd Annual Alfred Street Baptist Church HBCU Festival, Fri, Nov 14th, 2025 @ 4:00 PM Alfred Street Baptist Church HBCU Festival
Alfred Street Baptist Church presents its 23rd Annual Historically Black College & University (HBCU) Festival, a hybrid event being held November 14-15, 2025. The festival is dedicated to connecting high school students and their families to HBCUs, and scholarship opportunities. Over 70 colleges and universities will be represented during the two-day event. Many will provide on-the-spot admission decisions, conduct music auditions, waive application fees, offer scholarships, etc.. Additionally, seminars and exhibitor presentations will be held to help students navigate the college application process, seek financial aid opportunities and acclimate them to campus life. Since 2003, this one-of-a-kind college fair has connected more than 60,000 attendees to academic institutions. At the Fall 2024 festival, ASBC hosted over 10,000 attendees, 1,714 onsite admission decisions were distributed and over $6.3 million in scholarships and waived fees were awarded to thousands of students. Additionally in 2024, Alfred Street Baptist Church presented Howard University with a $100,000 gift to cover the outstanding tuition and fee balances of 34 graduating seniors. This year’s festival is poised to deliver a phenomenal experience and even greater results.
https://hbcufest.alfredstreet.org/e/23rdannualalfredstreetbaptistchurchhbcufest
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My youngest now has their drivers license and the first college applications have been submitted. I’m feeling lots of feelings.
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Ma$on
3 months ago
I don't think you find your soulmate (if they even exist in the traditional sense) but rather they're made through vulnerability and openess and growth.
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mermaid (ominous)
4 months ago
Men born in the 80s have their issues but chivalry ain't one. Yes, daddy, open my car door before you form your unhealed weapons against me 🫦
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B.W. McKay
4 months ago
Take it slow today. Find something you love about yourself and focus on that. Disrupt the chaos machine. Unplugging from chaos is an act of self-love. 🙏🏾👑
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Yes. Assume the position.
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steve harrington’s hair swoop
4 months ago
If you’re looking for items to donate, check for clothing you can donate. If ppl can’t afford food, they can’t afford clothes. The season is changing. If donating food, don’t forget that important things often forget is cooking oil! Dried spices! Peanut butter! And buy cans with pop-tops!
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Baby, baby, baabeeeee When you touch me like this And when you hold me like that
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I’ve been the same height since I was 12
4 months ago
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There’s a goat on U st. I need to go home
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨
4 months ago
Don’t waste your time coming online to ask the miserable and chronically horny about who you should date. Let ppl love you. Love fast. Love hard. Love whoever. And when that’s done, love the next one. Life is short. Your life is likely already half over, and these years went by quick as hell
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JazzReads📚
4 months ago
The world doesn’t reward quiet suffering…yessss…
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Inclusivity!!!
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Reserved Woman of Worth ✨
4 months ago
A nigga better be happy I sent him anything. I could’ve sent you a picture of my strap-on. Now we both looking crazy cause my dick bigger than yours.
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vivi5cents
4 months ago
DMV Friends
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
4 months ago
I hate it when
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
"asks" me to open because first of all "duh nigga, yes." And second, he should be headlining. But i need the money so please come see BOAFUS Dec 26-28 at the DC Comedy Loft
www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
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The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
https://www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
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33oz Mango Butter 🥭🧈
4 months ago
😭😭 the accuracy.
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Meghan Thee Stallion 😮💨
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MonsterKing
4 months ago
Comedy special dropping in November!!!
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Makes me think of this
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No more than 4-5 hours away
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Phil Lewis
4 months ago
Government workers 👇🏾
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It has to be the confluence of multiple issues or affronts, and this was just the last straw??? Cuz ain’t no way it’s that serious
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I should be waking up to buttery pancakes right now
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ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ: ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ
4 months ago
Moon shot 🌝
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Lord, when? 😩
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Written by Uju ✍🏽
4 months ago
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