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Seduce & scheme 🫱🏿🫲🏾 Skeet & skeedaddle Here for the giggles D|M|V 40+
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steve harrington’s hair swoop
2 days ago
If you’re looking for items to donate, check for clothing you can donate. If ppl can’t afford food, they can’t afford clothes. The season is changing. If donating food, don’t forget that important things often forget is cooking oil! Dried spices! Peanut butter! And buy cans with pop-tops!
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Baby, baby, baabeeeee When you touch me like this And when you hold me like that
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I’ve been the same height since I was 12
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There’s a goat on U st. I need to go home
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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨
11 days ago
Don’t waste your time coming online to ask the miserable and chronically horny about who you should date. Let ppl love you. Love fast. Love hard. Love whoever. And when that’s done, love the next one. Life is short. Your life is likely already half over, and these years went by quick as hell
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JazzReads📚
12 days ago
The world doesn’t reward quiet suffering…yessss…
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Inclusivity!!!
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🎃🕸️Deadly Siete 🔪
12 days ago
A nigga better be happy I sent him anything. I could’ve sent you a picture of my strap-on. Now we both looking crazy cause my dick bigger than yours.
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vivi5cents
12 days ago
DMV Friends
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
13 days ago
I hate it when
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
"asks" me to open because first of all "duh nigga, yes." And second, he should be headlining. But i need the money so please come see BOAFUS Dec 26-28 at the DC Comedy Loft
www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
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The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
https://www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
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33oz Mango Butter 🥭🧈
14 days ago
😭😭 the accuracy.
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Meghan Thee Stallion 😮💨
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MonsterKing
15 days ago
Comedy special dropping in November!!!
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Makes me think of this
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No more than 4-5 hours away
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16 days ago
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Phil Lewis
16 days ago
Government workers 👇🏾
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It has to be the confluence of multiple issues or affronts, and this was just the last straw??? Cuz ain’t no way it’s that serious
16 days ago
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I should be waking up to buttery pancakes right now
17 days ago
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ᴘᴜsʜᴜᴘ ᴛ
22 days ago
Moon shot 🌝
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Lord, when? 😩
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Written by Uju ✍🏽
22 days ago
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Tis the season
28 days ago
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Mychal Threets
28 days ago
There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨
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Big Mama, RN👩🏽⚕️♊️
28 days ago
Im a firm believer in….”you could of left me tf alone”
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𝔎𝔬𝔫𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔬 🌊
about 1 month ago
Having a roster of women is like having a home full of appliances. Having a roster of men is like having 7 toasters.
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Mr. Crown
about 1 month ago
For you high performers, it’s okay to be whelmed. Yes, at times, you’ll have to “it is what it is” through it but that doesn’t have to be your every day. Don’t break yourself for a world that doesn’t bend for you.
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Merriam-Webster
about 1 month ago
Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up and getting yelled at by strangers on the internet about the word ‘irregardless.’
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I’m coming home to you Wear something see through So I can see your heart
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For Black Gays Who Consider Joy When Dick Is Not Enough…
about 1 month ago
You haven’t met all the folks who will love you yet…
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the lady from Bluesky
about 1 month ago
So many miles away.
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Distant Lover
https://open.spotify.com/track/7vpkmzisaB8R47XlxyTcfs?si=nbAk5hglSraYWg9W2Mm2Xg
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ᴘᴜsʜᴜᴘ ᴛ
about 1 month ago
When they look even better in person >>>
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Curves anticipating all the places your caress can take me
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Up thinking about it
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Mother of Parrots
about 2 months ago
I know one thing: “Yes, Chef!” will get screamed a lot with these two, while in a hotel room.
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DC Public Library
about 2 months ago
The biggest block party of the year is back! Let’s make MLK Library the place to be and thank you for showing love to your public libraries! ❤️📚🎉
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶
about 2 months ago
Short hair is back, baby!
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Mikayellll Myerzzzzz. 👻
about 2 months ago
zack fox has me dying 😂😂😂
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I really liked yesterday’s work fit
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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I told that man who I was from jump. If he’s still here, he’s here for a reason
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about 2 months ago
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Halp!
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2 months ago
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MR. BIG GULP 🙂↔️🥤🎃
2 months ago
Thick thighs gonna have me down bad every time smh
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Chief Reader
2 months ago
The unbiased, accurate reporting I come to the news for.
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You’re more than the sun You’re why the sun beams
2 months ago
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jha’nai
2 months ago
Friendly reminder, I AM desperately looking for a job. I have a masters in project management & I’d love to put it to use🙃 I’m located in Massachusetts, but open to remote thank ya 🥲 it’s been over a year
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MonsterKing
2 months ago
DC people I'm at Hotbed Comedy Club in Adams Morgan Saturday night for two shows
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