If you’re looking for items to donate, check for clothing you can donate. If ppl can’t afford food, they can’t afford clothes. The season is changing. If donating food, don’t forget that important things often forget is cooking oil! Dried spices! Peanut butter! And buy cans with pop-tops!

Baby, baby, baabeeeee When you touch me like this And when you hold me like that

I’ve been the same height since I was 12

There’s a goat on U st. I need to go home

Don’t waste your time coming online to ask the miserable and chronically horny about who you should date. Let ppl love you. Love fast. Love hard. Love whoever. And when that’s done, love the next one. Life is short. Your life is likely already half over, and these years went by quick as hell

The world doesn’t reward quiet suffering…yessss…

Inclusivity!!!

A nigga better be happy I sent him anything. I could’ve sent you a picture of my strap-on. Now we both looking crazy cause my dick bigger than yours.

DMV Friends

I hate it when @cerromerussell.blacksky.app "asks" me to open because first of all "duh nigga, yes." And second, he should be headlining. But i need the money so please come see BOAFUS Dec 26-28 at the DC Comedy Loft www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

😭😭 the accuracy.

Meghan Thee Stallion 😮‍💨

Comedy special dropping in November!!!

Makes me think of this

No more than 4-5 hours away

Government workers 👇🏾

It has to be the confluence of multiple issues or affronts, and this was just the last straw??? Cuz ain’t no way it’s that serious

I should be waking up to buttery pancakes right now

Moon shot 🌝

Lord, when? 😩

🌙

This

Tis the season

There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU

Im a firm believer in….”you could of left me tf alone”

Having a roster of women is like having a home full of appliances. Having a roster of men is like having 7 toasters.

For you high performers, it’s okay to be whelmed. Yes, at times, you’ll have to “it is what it is” through it but that doesn’t have to be your every day. Don’t break yourself for a world that doesn’t bend for you.

Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up and getting yelled at by strangers on the internet about the word ‘irregardless.’

I’m coming home to you Wear something see through So I can see your heart

You haven’t met all the folks who will love you yet…

So many miles away.

When they look even better in person >>>

Curves anticipating all the places your caress can take me

Up thinking about it

I know one thing: “Yes, Chef!” will get screamed a lot with these two, while in a hotel room.

The biggest block party of the year is back! Let’s make MLK Library the place to be and thank you for showing love to your public libraries! ❤️📚🎉

Short hair is back, baby!

zack fox has me dying 😂😂😂

I really liked yesterday’s work fit

I told that man who I was from jump. If he’s still here, he’s here for a reason

Halp!

Thick thighs gonna have me down bad every time smh

The unbiased, accurate reporting I come to the news for.

You’re more than the sun You’re why the sun beams

Friendly reminder, I AM desperately looking for a job. I have a masters in project management & I’d love to put it to use🙃 I’m located in Massachusetts, but open to remote thank ya 🥲 it’s been over a year

DC people I'm at Hotbed Comedy Club in Adams Morgan Saturday night for two shows