My first remarks since being arrested last night.

BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

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Catherine O’Hara died today, at 71. In an interview from 2019, the actor talked about her early days in comedy, why dating Eugene Levy didn't work out, and her approach to improv (“when in doubt, play insane”). Revisit their conversation: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/L9Xdws

#ArtemisII update: because of weather conditions, NASA now plans to fuel the Artemis II Moon rocket on 2 February. The earliest possible launch date is 8 February. A launch date will be set after the results of the wet dress rehearsal have been reviewed 👉 go.nasa.gov/4rrJ9Xc @exploration.esa.int

who ever lets their dog poop in clear snow paths will not see heaven.

I need one platform to be weird. This is that platform.

I stomped through snow to take a photo of this beautiful female northern cardinal for you. I hope you like it.❤️ #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

40 year old men with children, that have never been married. Are not getting married until they need a caregiver.

WATCH: Man sprays Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) with liquid during town hall in Minneapolis The man was detained and the meeting continued without further interruption

I attended an AI class last week and was reminded that tools are secondary to judgment. Whether we were talking about Google AI Studio, Opal workflows, or prompt structure, the message was the same: tools are multipliers. They amplify care or carelessness equally.

Just found out that skylight exists 🤣🤣

I deleted my tiktok & lemon8 accounts.

US government rn

I thought the weather report said additional ejaculations expected. It said accumulations. I unfortunately had on my glasses.

Coloring and Conversations returns to Blerdcon 2026!! This event is a soft, sensory-friendly space where you can chill, color, and connect with community. As always coloring supplies are available first come, first served. Grab your tickets at blerdcon.org

ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

My boo is back is outside.

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

There’s no way a dude that showers with irish spring and has a flat yellow pillow is gonna get me over there this weekend.

Breaking NYT: The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.

Elders leave voice messages with the story of their day like, I haven’t watched them share fake AI news videos on facebook all day.

Kamala didn’t fail you. Barack didn’t fail you. Scorpio Joe didn’t fail you. Whiteness failed you.

This is bad.

It's not an accident that they're choosing to go after/make an example of a Black woman, FTR

Hello! For the last 4 years I have I offered coloring and wellness activities for the neurodivergent cosplay community. I would love your assistance in obtaining supplies to support upcoming activations at Blerdcon and Awesomecon! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

THAT IS THE LEAST HE CAN DO!! Where are articles of get out??

Y’all let that dementia patient go start a war?

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."

The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:

I love my clients. I do not love that I have to remind people to contact me through the app, or email and not my mobile phone. To protect my sanity, and privacy I only reply via the app or email. Keep your boundaries.

After a chaotic visit to an ICE jail, the congresswoman LaMonica McIver is facing 17 years in prison. Jonathan Blitzer reports. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/FRrFNE

I feel like you should know if you want to marry me with in 2 years.

Here's a block list everyone can use. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Thanks y'all, you bought out the entire wishlist! <3 If you still want to help, we have more wishlists here: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles (We also have a GFM that helps cover shipping & other costs, for those who don't fuck with the 'zon)

We are experiencing the downfall of our government but its so bizarre — it’s like an episode of scandal, veep, 24, curb your enthusiasm, and arrested development at once.

I have so many nerd events coming up. I need a pair of lego bamboo earrings. I know they gotta exist.

Best friend got me out here wondering if she found a new best friend. @ipheliapaine.bsky.social

I am happy to announce that I was accepted to provide coloring panels for TWO widely attended cosplay conventions. Does anyone know anyone at crayola or any store that will donate crayon supplies to support neurodivergent cosplayers having a safe space?

Coloring and Conversations is in the Blerdcon guidebook app! We’re official folks! 3/6 at 9:30 pm.

Gentlemen: When a woman is done with you, please let her go about her business. Now this fool went and subscribed to my youtube channel, facebook page, substack, online community, and a VIP day. Go put this energy into your relationship with your woman.

I was gone for two hours.

Today’s cocktail reception with @warnock.senate.gov

My mantra on a sock.

Gift link! FBI executes search warrant at Washington Post reporter’s home The reporter, Hannah Natanson, covers the federal workforce and has been part of The Post’s most high-profile and sensitive coverage of the first year of the second Trump administration. wapo.st/4pFh6lw

Nerd Joy.