Seeking a no cost/low cost venue in DC to host an event to teach creatives and entrepreneurs how to automate their work flows. go.breenachelle.com/beta

welp the afroman victory was short lived. let me take my likes back www.newsweek.com/afroman-expl...

watch Markwayne Mullin's facial expression as Rand Paul confronts him for "never having the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified. Today you'll have your chance. Tell it to my face."

I got my boudoir proofs back today, I love how they turned out. Thanks @gxftd.bsky.social

Them: How was your day? Me: I had to work. Them: Everyone has to work. Me: That sounds like quitter talk. You could be selling drugs right now.

I sent my bff @ipheliapaine.bsky.social my sample boudoir shots and she threatened to make HER and Christian Singles profiles.

Did you see me at Blerdcon this weekend? I hope you grabbed a birthday sticker. Meet Brickalina Glimmerstone — Patron Saint of Anti-Fuckery and official guardian of my Level 45 celebration.

I lost my voice like ariel and ain’t get no nigga or dick. shit is wild b

A TIME!!!

Just a random reminder that over 50 members of Congress collectively own millions of dollars in defense contractor stocks. They stand to personally profit from wars that enrich these contractors. Make no mistake, this is legalized corruption. Watch how they vote this week.

I know people won’t remember this bc there’s so many dumpster fires. But somebody better be keeping a list.

Texas, TODAY is Election Day! Go vote!

First newsletter on beehiiv breenachelle.beehiiv.com/p/march-refl...

Moving from substack to beehiiv.

It’s my birthday month, and I legitimately obliterated my roster while I was healing.

who reposted a white man’s bussy to my timeline??

We’re all just going to work like the Earth is collapsing in itself.

Me: I am booked until 3/18 Them: Cool, cool — wyd Saturday?

Quietly, the Trump administration is now ending even the life-saving aid that they had promised would be preserved Reporting from @hana-kiros.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/health/2026/...

Imagine calling me during my birthday season, trying to gaslight me after I meditated—fully medicated and hydrated—beneath the full moon of Black History Month.

Black History Month icon

3/14 Live Guided Journaling Session In Person (DC) & In Real Life luma.com/51loub8w

When men tell me they want a “helpmate” I go ahead and remove myself from the conversation, cause sir - you want a maid/sex slave.

Man cannot live by bread alone. . . Sometimes you *need* 100% beef frank.

I don’t know who I think I am when I am scheduling these evening events like I don’t like the bed!

Waking up to the news that Reverend Jesse Jackson has become an ancestor made me so sad. Realizing he passed during Black History Month feels strangely comforting. Rest in Paradise

Julian Bailey, 43, is the man who was killed by U.S. Marshals in DC earlier this week. This is a message from his family. #JusticeForJulian

I am absolutely obsessed with Star Wars, but I LOVE the droids & Grogu. So imagine my surprise when I learned that I missed this drop. I got a Grogu “Labubu”

Dude made me an app for valentines day. You sent a giphy.

A good murder board would have prepped her with a brief of everyone in the room today. I am so sad for our country.

The roads are still a mess.

Umm. This is not ok.

“Historians call this passageway a masterwork of deliberate concealment, designed to be absolutely invisible to slave catchers or city marshals during the 19th-century”

MINNESOTA IS NOT OK. EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE TALKING ABOUT MINNESOTA… THEY ARE LITERALLY FEEDING FAMILIES THROUGH UNDERGROUND RAILROAD STYLE ROUTES THROUGHOUT THE CITY AND APPARENTLY HELICOPTERS AND DRONES FLY OVERHEAD CONSTANTLY EVEN THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

The seasonal depression robe snuck up on me. Check out my brief newsletter.

If you forget Cee-Lo was charged with SA, got off and took to Twitter to explain it ain't rape unless it's violent. Fuck that dude.

baby imagine auditioning for the super-bowl halftime show to end up a twerking bush.

That was the most beautiful fuck you to the current state of America and I cried the entire time. Thank you Benito.

Mandalorian and Grogu!! My baby got a movie

Him: “I’m sapiosexual.” Me: Ain’t nothing sapiosexual about this ass, why are you here??

Imma be a findom cause lover girl is exhausting. Maddona raised me. I am a material girl.

I am waiting on my costumes arrive for Blerdcon and Awesomecon. I want my thigh meat out, but I also want to be warm.

Ugh

The yeah yeah yeahs - Maps Is on my forever karaoke list youtu.be/oIIxlgcuQRU?...

I spoke to an ex the other day and realized that I missed the companionship, not the relationship. He is not my person. Therapy be working.

I want the spring to come so I can do hood rat shit at the farmers market.

That I need to make sure to ask for enough money to cover the therapy and drugs required to work there.

"The Post is abandoning its current audience in search of one that may not exist." www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...