"what it do buckos?" Is fryinnnnn me!

1000 people is beyond tacky.

My FYP thinks I can afford a 4.5 million dollar home.

There is a reporter over on the clock app that FOIA requested emergency calls for the day he was taken to the hospital. Said they needed advanced life support services.

Legendary actor Danny Glover reveals on TODAY that he’s been living with Alzheimer’s disease:

She probably throwing diamonds in the trash.

Trump earned more than half a billion dollars last year from his various cryptocurrency ventures, an industry he had once called a "scam"

absolutely not. y'all are going to have a good time at my fune like the ancestors intended.

Plssssss. Two of them are in their teens and only call me Auntie. They have six other aunts they address as Auntie [name]. So. Auntie it is.

Alicia Keys hung up her strap so Kwn could fly.

I work too hard to suffer through a bed bug infestation or a comforter with murder stains on it.

Garbage in. Garbage out.

You know you’re getting old once you start enjoying regular lays chips

That man croaking on July 4 would give a whole new meaning to Independence Day

You gotta get a cheap bottle of champagne to spray around too. So, I heard.

I was telling my therapist there is a whole niche sector for learning how to process that particular rejection. It's so demoralizing and folks can get derailed so EASY.

Craft gin is amazing.

"we do six Watergates before lunch every day"

Seagrams gin drinkers will drop a body and go about their day.

Gin = killers btw of stabbing. Whiskey= beat your ass then give you a hug.

And I have more gold bars than Fort Knox.

Sister showed up in the Adina Howard special and SERVED.

Black people can identify an unmarked police car instantly at distance all while doing 80

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

The clock app just introduced me to the term 'mattress actress'. So. It's time for bed. Got it.

You get to a point in life when you are either gonna spend it on a mattress or spend it on ibuprofen 🤷🏽‍♀️

This image is a HIPAA violation.

Green with envy or green with algae? Writing for @cenmag.bsky.social, editorial fellow @theanageorgescu.bsky.social (with an assist from @bribarbu.bsky.social) goes deep on the chemistry of the reflecting pool. #chemsky🧪 cen.acs.org/environment/...

Boston's reflecting pool is still doing exactly what a reflecting pool is supposed to do, for nearly 60 years #reflectingpool #Boston

And look who [QB1] showed up for that one!

Man cleared in 2010 Phylicia Barnes killing gets 2 life terms in rape case www.thebanner.com/community/cr...

Here’s the gift article: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/22/a...

So. If true. Jay grew dreads because you feckless bitches bullied his daughter SO BAD she hated her own hair? Like… what the actual fuck is wrong with you people talking shit about a CHILD? Got me over here agreeing with a man’s actions. Trash.

The solstice arrived at 4:24 a.m. today. That’s the start of astronomical summer, and when the sun sets at 8:33 p.m., it will mark the end of 14 hours and 54 minutes of continuous sunlight. We are now in storm season on the Chesapeake Bay. www.thebanner.com/opinion/colu...

Drugging is crazy… cause I’m at the age where i need to know how it interacts with my other medication

I'm at a point if you dissolved a melatonin in my drink you'd have me out in ten minutes

Juneteenth marks the celebration of America's second independence day. Like the people in this photo—Texans celebrating Juneteenth in 1900—we know that progress hasn't made our union perfect. But we can recommit to reaching toward that more perfect union together. Happy Juneteenth.

Happy Juneteenth!

The biggest celebration for the United States 250th anniversary is the opening of the OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY. ❤️🤍💙

Absolutely this. Two kinds of people talk about IQ scores like they're meaningful -- very dumb people and very racist people, and they're usually both.

After spending $14 million in taxpayer funds, Trump's renovations to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool are peeling off and floating to the surface

Obama: I am not immune to anger or doubt. But I do know this when we lose faith in each other, when we stop believing that voting matters… we open the door to the most ruthless or the most careless, or the most fearful among us who see some groups and some people as more equal than others

Kat Williams said what he said! #Chicago #ObamaPresidentialCenterEvent

I know that group chat is A HOOT.

They be cutting up!

Who made this?

A myriad of centering prayers for these trying times.

Got a chance to stop by the Reflecting Pool today.

This has the potential to be the best “holla at ya boy for the pool work” TikTok of all time

The house [science] always wins.